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>Be me
>total gaybot
>had sex with probably 3 dozen guys in the last few years
>very feminine and prissy
>heaps of friends
>great job and social life
>post on board of straight khv NEETs
>I'm a robot guys!
Gays can be robots too. Just because I've had sex hundreds of times and I'm sexually desirable and extroverted and have heaps of friends and everyone likes me and I'm a faggot doesn't mean I'm not a robot right guys?
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I don't like gays but you're a fucking idiot. You literally just made up this person out of thin air
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>literally the opposite of a robot
>thinks he's a robot
get the fuck off of my board normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37568115
No. YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT. You're just butt fucking. NORMALFAG.
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>tfw you grow out of 4chan's bitter and ironic shitposting and no longer connect with anyone here
>tfw facebook groups and twitter killed all the other niche social networks
>tfw not normie enough to join any facebook groups and don't shitpost enough to have fun on twitter
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lol kys feghit
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>>37568107
have you tried Ifunny?
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>>37568161
No, but thanks for the (You).
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>T-t-t-t-t
*sucks teeth*
>S-s-sorry i ha-...ve a stutter promblem
>T-that will be 35.60
>D-d-dont forget my tip!
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I round up to the nearest dollar and say 'times are tough'
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Take the pizza and pay 15 dollars because I didn't order 35 dollars worth of food. I also don't tip him.
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>>37568097
>Opens box and dumps pizza topping side down on the ground
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Spider girlfriends yes or no?
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If demis or monster girls lived in our world as if it were normal, I'd say yes.
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>>37568046
Yeslegs my dude
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>>37568046
depends on the type of spider, and the percentage of spider vs girl. I dislike skeletons. exoskeletons would probably freak me out to come into contact with. I would still treat her as a person though.
CANADA IS GETTING 15 DOLLAR MINIMUM WAGE AND ALL THOSE RETARDS THINK ITS A GOOD IDEA
https://youtu.be/9A9alUQxhwE
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Bump to kill Canada
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Who fucking cares faggot. Kill urself.
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>>37567948
What is wrong with a minimum wage?
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>Runs in front of you
What do?
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>>37567946
Keep gasping for air and concentrate on my pace because I don't want to be a fat piece of shit.
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>>37567946
>Pass her in a few seconds.
I was on one of the best cross country teams in a big state. I wasn't that good compared to the rest of the guys on the team, but I can easily outrun all but the most elite women runners. Even now, and I don't even run that much anymore.
Also, I don't even see that many women running outside on public trails. Most of them stick to gyms
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>>37567946
leave the area immediately
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Who here /crippled by autism/? 2017-06-07 11:58:49 Post No.37567900
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Who here /crippled by autism/?
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https://spectrumnews.org/news/people-with-milder-forms-of-autism-struggle-as-adults/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2011/02/25/helping-people-with-aspergers-find-work/#4c8f626a1a08
http://www.economist.com/news/briefing/21696928-children-rich-world-are-far-more-likely-be-diagnosed-autism-past-why
>"Young adults on the spectrum who do not have an intellectual disability are in some ways worse off than those who do, as there are fewer programs to support their needs. They are at least three times more likely to have no structured daytime activities, for example. Another study by some of the same researchers showed that 70 adults with Down syndrome enjoy higher levels of independence, more social opportunities and receive more services compared with 70 adults who have autism."
You don't have to read those articles to get the gist, but I found them worth reading.
When I was a kid, my ambition was to go to a good school and get a Ph.D., then go work in a lab or continue in research. Now I'm 23 years old and have barely finished a year of college. I dropped out when I was 19 due to shame and anxiety; looking back, it was probably at least somewhat due to autism.
All I want now is a bachelor's degree - probably in math, just so I can get some better understanding of my dorky interests beyond useless trivia. But I've essentially lost hope of going back. I feel too old and out of practice, and I've got practically zero motivation.
The End. Let's hear some other feel-good stories.
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Sigh. I'll have to make it a little more terse next time, I guess.
Here's what we see when we look into the core of the Milky Way using infrared to light up cold things we can't normally detect.
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>>37567900
I was diagnosed with autism. Some companies nowadays are doing programs where they hire autistic people for "normal" jobs like computer work. It was a godsend for me. I never would have been able to get past the interview process or anything but their program is set up so that people like me can get the job
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>>37567900
I get you. I've always wanted to do something similar. I spent years homeless on and off drugs and alcohol. Finally in a spot where I have a little opportunity and I feel like my brain is too fried to function like it used to. However I still test pretty functional and more intelligent than most. Idk what to do.
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who bulIied at work here? ill never fit in
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>>37567804
you go to work, not to make friends
ffs
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>>37567804
>efficient worker despite open office space
>"HEY WHAT WEBSITE ARE YOU ON?????"
>harassed because i don't know anything about sports
>"why don't you ever leave early on friday anon? that can wait until monday!"
and they wonder why workplace violence happens
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>>37567825
>get bullied
>"lol who cares you're not there to make friends bro XD"
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>implying biology isn't the chadest course
engineering fags should just commit sudoku desu
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biology is weird. and not difficult at all,, stfu take chemisty
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Remember guys sage and do not reply to threads made by newfags or non-robots
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>>37567564
biology, along with psychology, are probably the most beta "sciences"
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How do I go about stealing a girl from another guy?
>girl is a 10/10 perfect blonde blue eyed female
>I'm a solid 7/10 male, average income job, own place, skinny body, shitty personality
>her boyfriend 3/10 male, family is super rich so he doesn't work, he lives with his rich parents, he is obese, his personality is pretty lame
With these stats, what can I do? I already am at the flirting with her stage and she just gave me her number because we are "friends" now. What is my next step to manipulate her to dump her bf or cheat on him with me.
Thank You /r9k/
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>>37567557
>With these stats, what can I do?
Not a damn thing. Unless you hit the lottery and become even richer then the guy she's sucking money from (both literally and figuratively) you've got no "edge" going for you. Best bet is she might suck your dick once or trice out of sheer revulsion for the guy she's with that she'll blow any decent looking guy.
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>>37567557
A 3/10 dating a 10/10 likely has a few tricks up his sleeve that'll leave a "7" like you in the dust, desu. Not to mention he could probably see it coming from a mile away since you can't get far as a 3 being dumb.
>he's probably higher than a 3 btw
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>>37567597
>he's probably higher than a 3 btw
This is also a good point, not to mention OP's probably overestimating himself.
How are you preparing for our dystopian cyberpunk future, r9k? I exclusively socialize through the internet and don't eat anything that I can't cook in my microwave. I am also on antidepressants to help me tolerate my horrible living conditions and lifestyle.
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>>37567419
thats so fucking comfy
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>>37567510
It's from a photo series on Hong Kong "coffin apartments".
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>>37567533
Now that's too much, I can handle a closet studio apartment but my bathroom has to be separate.
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shit only white people say:
>kudos
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>>37567346
>well, time to go to my job now.
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>>37567346
lets .. hackysack
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>>37567346
things only american minorities say:
>things white people say
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Hunger Games - Game #9 2017-06-07 11:26:08 Post No.37567333
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Hunger Games - Game #9
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The saga continues
Post who you want to compete along with a victory theme!
Also, if someone could design a logo for the finale game, that'd be great.
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>>37567333
"The Cat" Man
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BAUHAUS
origina
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ricky eat acid
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h-how do you like my hair cut?
I only cut my bangs and this is my first attempt at cutting hair
>If it wasn't for college a couple times out of the week I'd be a full blown hokika at this point
>only said 2 sentences since the semester started
>self medicate before class starts or else I become paralyzed at the thought of seeing so many faces
>going to the salon or something is probs scarier right?
> I still wanna look decent :/
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ching chong wong kong
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>>37567331
poste dicke
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>>37567331
makes you look like a homo dude
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"It's okay to like what you seen, honey. If you want to touch my breasts, go right on ahead"
wat do?
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>>37567308
WHY ARE THEY UNEVEN
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>>37567308
Sara jay looks exactly like my auntie if she had fake tits.
Instead of being a coal burner she's a taco burner though.
I feel for any robot that had to grow up with near a woman like that. All she did was whine, smoke near children and talk about her old boyfriend being a faggot and her new one being such a good man (which would leave her a month later then repeat the process).
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Aaahhh
Her trashyness always makes me hard
Wonder what she's doing these days