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Disgusting Smell Thread 2017-06-08 02:29:20 Post No.37570770
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Man you ever smell something so bad you almost vomit right then and there?
Today while I was at Target looking at an item in an aisle I got a wiff of something that smelled like dirty vagina. I looked over to my gf and asked if she had just farted, and she said no. She didn't blush so I figured she was telling the truth. I just thought someone might have farted in the aisle or something. So I go to the next aisle and I smell the same smell again, where I immediately get more suspicious that the odor is coming from my gf. And then I smell it again in the car and I had to ask her if she showered today, where she said no. It all clicked, it was her vagina.
Man it was really bad, it had never been that bad before, even when I've eaten her out. This happened only after her not showering for one day.
This ever happen to any of you robots?
What are some other disgusting smells that make you wanna hurl?
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>>37570770
>moms on the toilet
>enter bathroom right after she exits
>met by the most rotten, disgusting period smell
Couldn't stop gagging. I hate women.
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>>37570770
when I was 12 some lady my dad knew was gonna let me mow her lawn for some cash. Long story short, I had to pick up all the dog shit from the lawn before mowing(there was a fuck ton) and for some reason this lady didn't own a shovel so I had to put on some latex gloves and use my hands. Well, she had a great dane, and it left massive piles. Picked one up, and it hadn't dried all the way. it was almost as bad smelling as human shit, but when I picked it up and it squished into my hand, the smell amplified tenfold and I almost lost my breakfast
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>>37570770
>bad eggs
my cousin had chickens and the eggs that were bad or rotten smelled like zombie puke combined with hobo diarrhea seriously don't crack those eggs just throw them away very far away.
>when i shitted my pants
smelled bad and it was my own shit
>feminist farts
those fat fucks are smelly ;(
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>really hot girl in class
>decide to work up the courage to speak to her
>"H-hey.. c-can I borrow your pen for a second?"
>she hands me her pen
>realize I dont even have paper to write on
>shes staring at me
>My mind is racing what to do
>Draw a penis on my hand
>give her back her pen and walk away
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>>37570730
You're adorable
lel
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>>37570786
No, Im awkward as fuck
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>>37570730
Ahaha you fucking idiot did you even accomplish anything?
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this is a thread for /idaho robots/ only. whats up bros where in idaho are you. what did you do today? any plans for tonight?
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>>37570684
Ireland reporting in. It's 3:30AM and I was just about to go to sleep before I saw this pathetic excuse for a robot. Go back to Facebook. You and your kind are not welcome here.
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>>37570684
Hey I'm from MN and I came to visit last fall and was very surprised at how nice the northern half of your state is. You gotta hire a better tourism team! I thought your whole state was just a potato farm at first.
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Boise anon here. I just sat in my room and browsed 4chan all day. I'll be seeing Wonder Woman with my family tomorrow.
>>37570849
Shut up, other person who lives in a place that starts with the letter I and is known for potatoes
Let's start a robot only trailer park community. We can give everyone programming lessons and form a small business that does contract coding jobs on the cheap, with the money going towards buying food and paying park fees for the group. We'd cut our expenses as much as possible by doing army-style cooking in a community kitchen for meals and pirating all media for entertainment.
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Can i be the village priest?
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>>37570662
I'm down as long as everyone showers.
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>>37570662
I have a Computer Science degree and can code.
I don't think we'd be successful taking on robots who have never programmed before, unless they can demonstrate a degree of intelligence and organisational skills.
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Can someone here explain why everyone's losing their shit over these?
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>>37570613
Literally just autism, newfag.
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>>37570767
fpbp
saged
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>>37570767
i think its more to it.
Normies seem to be the ones excited for this shit but why?
gonna go spray paint the middle of the quad at school dubs decides what i spray
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>>37570586
I am a gay retard
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Spray your phone number.
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>>37570586
Have fun op. I did that a few times in high school. Usually ended up just painting huge dicks all over the place. Especially on doors of teachers class rooms I hated. Sometimes if write messages like "eat a fat fucking horse cock" etc
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>that feeling when no belly gf
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>>37570579
>stretch marks
>doesn't have a perfect skin tone
>fat
Talk about depressing porn
Who beats off to this?
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>>37570624
enjoy being too addicted to porn to ever have sex with a normal woman
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>>37570579
Those tattoos are *really* stupid. But she is a qt otherwise
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whats exactly wrong with this?
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>>37570535
suicide fuel for whitebois
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She can't get pregnant with his superior Black seed.
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No homo but that penis is aesthetic as fuck.
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Things normies say that piss you off
>Etc
>Per se (especially if they pronounce it 'per say'
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>>37570531
How else would you pronounce it you fucking autist?
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>>37571342
it's "peahr say" you moulin rouge le blanc chevalier
sacre bleu
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>>37571444
No it isn't dumbass we aren't in latin anymore
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>College freshman orientation is tomorrow
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>>37570499
FRESHMAN!
FRESHMAN!
GET HIM A WELCOMEno really prepare to jackass tier bullying
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>>37570499
On the morning of my orientation I pissed on my pants. Don't do that and you'll be ok
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>>37570499
>Oh hey, you must be Anon. Looks like we're gonna be roomies huh?
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Has anyone in the history of the world ever WANTED to be a cashier?
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>>37570295
very few people WANT to do their job, it's called being an adult
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>>37570295
i'm sure there's some super outgoing autistic person who irritates the shit out of everyone making it their life goal right now.
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>>37570295
Nope, Anon. I had to be cashier at my old job and it fucking sucked. Why does mr Shecklestein think people with social anxiety should be cashier
>be me
>fembot
>met a nice guy I fell in love he fell in love with me I think
>he is very nice and gentle towards me
>I'm a virgin and he is my first kiss
>I hate myself and I don't understand why he loves me, I constantly ask him why he does. He tells me I'm kind and loving and that he's here to help me
>I break down last night crying because I'm reminded that I have never experienced hanging out in groups. Because he told me he was hanging out with a group tommrow
>I cry and he tries to reassure me and whatnot
>I get drunk alone
>tell him and he gets upset
>I ask him what does he like about me
>"anon I'm not in the mood for this"
he says he wants to spend his life with me and whatnot but idk does he really love me...
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>>37570196
stop being a depressive bitch how about that
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Stop worrying about things that you should not worry about ffs
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>>37570196
you're the problem not he. get some professional help
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I seriously hope you guys don't have this.
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let me guess
something something virgin tilt something something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByKRcIi160
let chad help
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>>37570009
fuck, I actually think I have that.
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Any of you bots tried Tinder? Creating a dummy Facebook account as we speak
What can I expect?
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expect boring roastie sluts who only go for guys who are 2-3 points above them
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rejection
originaloof
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>>37569974
>What can I expect?
Disappointment, anger, frustration, lust, jealousy, confusion, bitter resentment for all humankind
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>girl I like stopped responding after I send her this
wtf? I don't understand women
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Yeah she probably didn't want to talk to a fucking autist
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>>37569945
it's because you have shit taste in waifus you faggot.
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I'm sorry to say this dude but you look like a normie.
Nice pillow though.