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>>37573741
nigga what are you saying

Its easy just be yourself and that would do

>>37573739
I don't feel attracted though, so fuck off with the bait mate
>actively seeking female posters
disgusting.jpg
sage

>>37573739
>Men, how do you feel about the fact you will most likely never get a woman of this caliber because you are too inferior a male?
After years of isolation and ostracism it'd be very obvious any female wanting to be around me is just attempting to manipulate or use me for their own personal gain since they're a sociopath that I'd rather actually just be alone t b h f a m. Just because she looks attractive wouldn't change any of that.

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>>37573739
>her
>perfect woman

>>37573669
This is an atrocious idea. The grueling effort of generating a tulpa also assumes that you have a solid grasp of buddhist phenomenology.

The very solid meditative ability needed to keep you from going through 5 layers of insanity would probably be helpful too.

Here is a hint towards the solution of your problem friend:

Those bitches probably take credit cards. Think about it.

>>37573760
I'm in a summer between semesters of my engineering degree that I'm half finished.

Been applying for jobs everywhere and I am getting nothing. So I'm broke as fuck.

Can't afford whores.

>>37573791
There are plenty of option that don't require you to destroy that meticulously engineered brain:

Pretend to have money.
Lower your standards, by a large margin.
Sit at a bar and pretend to know people.
Go to a random church and pretend to find religion.

The possibilities are endless in a way inversely proportional to your ability to feel shame.

Bumping for discord home

>>37573536
Are you a drawfag at all?

>>37573640
No anon, I'm sorry

Probably not original

>>37573473
the girls who don't even talk
i know beta females, they're really cute when you find out that they trust you

They're all sluts
Believe me please believe me please please please believe me please believe me please believe me believe me please please please please believe me

Sure but they're just as slutty as Female Chads since they'll latch on to anyone who will listen to their shit for 5 seconds and as long as they aren't literal balls of lard plenty of guys will.

>have vitamin d deficiency like most shut-ins
>start taking d and calcium with it to help absorb
>feel less depressed
>fast forward
>get kidney stones

nothing nice will ever happen, will it?

>>37573402
>Pic related

All I see is someone baked to golden brown, but read from right to left

>>37573402
I'm depressed because my brains fucked cause daddy hit me to hard when he drank.
If something as simply as sunlight could fix my issues i guarantee you i would have a LOT more hope for the future.

>>37573379
Who is this willy warrior oregami

that gay goodbye at the end

Reminder faggots are reddit shills destroying this board. Sage all faggot threads.

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tfw avpd,depresseion,dysthymia,dependent personality disorder,apathetic. also can't make friends online or real life

>TFW poorfag dropout estp chad
>Conduct disorder diagnosed when younger, undiagnosed ASPD but probably
>Drunk on wednessday
>Lead guitarist and thundercock
>6'2 kinda fit
>stil failiure
AMA?

>>37574403
is your bepis shaped like. a lightning bolt LOL winrar

>>37573309
Buy a few beers and search on "Rage against the machine" and drink till ur tired

I recommend you stop being such a faggot.

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>>37573309
Just let it go, anon.

I used to be the same way but then I realized why should I let all of this ruin my life? Why should I let these negative things effect me in anyway? Why can't I be happy?

So I just let it go, life is to short to spend pissed off and miserable.

>>37573294
when I was wagecucking they seemed to solve this by not sleeping. Don't ask me how they stayed awake on five hours a night indefinitely. Unless they were just all speed freaks and I didn't know about it.

>>37573294
I didn't know stanley smoked

>>37573354
This. They run on very little sleep and devote every ounce of free time to hanging out. Worked with a girl who regularly did 12 hour shifts and still partied and shit. Talked to her once and found out she usually gets 4 hours of sleep max

fuck off FBI/CIA/Undercover cop
literally just fucking kill yourself, no one is autistic enough not to know where to buy weed. you just want to get someone arrested.

>>37573936
Yes because a robot that never leaves the house knows exactly where to get some

>>37573946
>darknet
>literally anyone in high school/some people in college
not too difficult

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>>37573205
My waifu is superior, although tali is pretty great too.

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>>37573205
Real women are gross. The only sane choice is waifuism.

>>37573205
I made a tulpa of my waifu.

>>37573134
You actually like this normie? What happened here?

>>37573170
You didn't?
Blackpill was a great video

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>>37573170
also
>eggman
>normie
Is this the face of a normie?

nope

oriigigi

Nice toy gun newfag

>>37573078
>slap the gun out of her hand
>give her an atomic wedgie

Hop a train bud. Changed my life.
squattheplanet.com

>>37573123
You've done it before? What was that whole experience like, how did you support yourself?

I have, but my parents are rich and would find me/convince the cops Im mentally unstable and belong in a home.

A friend who dealt with a lot of shit in her life
>dad beat the shit out of her
>he raped and tried to kill her mom too
>week after he went to jail she was sexually assaulted and nearly raped (only 15)
>bullied in school
told me that she thought about suicide, and even attempted, but now says that if she ever gets to that place again is just going to retreat to the woods and live there for a year or two. Maybe bring a dog.

I think it's not a bad idea if you're well-equipped and capable.