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>finally managed to land a chubby girl
>looked amazing naked/clothed
>get to fuck her missionary
>tfw she turns into a round blob instead
>can hardly push her legs back
>tfw my legs are really fucking spread if I fuck her pronebone
Holy shit. What a disappointment.
Never get yourself a fat chick, /r9k/. Skinny/fit/thin girls ONLY.
Anyone else also dislikes fatties after getting to fuck one?
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i just prefer the chubby ones because theyre horny the whole day... most of them like to suck ur balls out till they look like crashed coke cans...
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>>37578532
I have this vision in my head of the librarian in Blade.
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>>37578532
i can't tell if she has gross vagina lips or a dick.
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>go uni
>think ill make friends
>never talk to anyone
>go to work
>think i'll make friends
>get bullied
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>>37578450
Iktf
just end me desu
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>>37578450
How did you get bullied at work? story anon?
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>>37578906
>>37578998
Have you ever had a job?
There's bound to be a bully in every company.
It's the worst when they perceive you as a threat. Perform better than them and they really get going.
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Who's your camwhore-fu?
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>>37578341
I want a rose ! Gib a rose !!
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>>37578341
Elle > Anzu > Agatha = Miru > Katya > Eliza > Ashley > Rose
That's a terrible picture of Eliza, she acute.
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>>37578341
Why is Agatha such a spoiled shit? She's a NEET who dropped out of high school, she has no job, even though she's 18, and lives with her parents. She also has armpit hair.
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>youre jerking off to your 2 dimensional loli porn one evening when you hear a knock on the front door
>you ignore it in hopes that whoever is knocking will leave, and continue fapping
>youre just about to get to the point of no return when you hear the knock again
>you yell at whoever is knocking to fuck off, and you keep stroking the skin log
>you stroked it one time too much, and your erection stiffens and cum blasts out the tip
>when youre shooting all over your stomach, you hear the knock again, so you put some pants on and open the door so whoever is knocking will leave you alone
>to your surprise, no one is at the door, but there is a small bag, about 1.5 feet tall and a foot wide
>you open it out of curiosity, and the contents are shocking
>inside, the space is infinite, and every piece of shit you ever pooped is inside
well /r9k/ what do you do with the bag?
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>>37578247
Throw it at some liberals
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>>37578247
Use it to corner the market on sewage and waste disposal. If the storage is infinite I can dump everyones shit in there forever and make bank doing it.
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>>37578287
>republitards are literal shit flingers
What a surprise...
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>be me in high school
>diagnosed sperg
>in chemistry
>have to do a partner project
>"anon youll be with stacy"
>fuck
>stacy refuses to be with me and walks over to chads group
>teacher makes her go back to me
>she starts telling me how I'm so disgusting and weird
>we start the project and shes still getting mad at me for no reason
>realize I don't have to take her shit and that I'm a good person and shes just a bitch and I did nothing wrong
>push her into the open flame that we had to do our project on
>her torso missed it, but her arm caught on fire
>got expelled
>be me now
>want to fap
>look up instagrams of stacys I knew in high school
>see pic related
kek, the roastie literally got toastie
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>>37577939
lie harder next time
now what really happened?
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Her unreasonable reaction got justified by ur actions. She was right to complain.
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>>37577939
She still looks much happier than you, OP.
You failed to do much damage to the enemy. The roastie won this one.
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Why do black people words and accents irritate me so much? Is this normal?
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>>37577930
Maybe you just don't like ebonics or the way they talk?
Is it just the way they talk that irritates you, or do you actually dislike them as a group?
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>>37577954
I think it might be both. There's some I like individually, but as a group I'm not a fan. Ebonics does really get on my nerves, especially if they're loud while doing it, like they usually are when I'm around them.
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Ebonics is the dumbest shit. There's no excuse for it. They're perfectly capable of speaking english normally. They just choose to develop that retarded way of speaking no matter which region they're in.
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Any friendless Melbourne "robots" here? What are you doing on Friday
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No one here, come on senpai
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Studying for exams.
What about you?
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>>37578326
Working, and shitposting on this site
hehe look at him boogie!
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>>37577901
Very nice and original post anon, keep up the good work
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>>37577901
loI where did you even find this?
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>>37577901
one of the frogs from ocarina of time? lol
I think a girl really liked me and she kept calling and its been like a month now i ignored all her calls, texts,
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Most females are she devils so you probably dodged a bullet.
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>>37577926
is too late to txt or all her after a month of ignoring?
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>>37577943
Most likely. She will have moved on and she probably doesnt even know your name.
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Can we have a /art/ thread?
Post artwork you guys made yourself a photo ideally. You guys can add a filter if it enhances it.
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>>37577783
have something i did while i was wagecucking
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>>37577783
haha wow you suck
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made like 6 years ago in high school
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>the he's uncut
Why would anyone be ok with touching some gross slimy ugly caveman penis? Instant red flag!
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>>37577721
You're not fooling anyone Shlomo
3/10 made me reply
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If the girl cares enough.. she's a crazy bitch. Run
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>>37577721
uncut did nothing wrong
unless they don't wash :^)
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Should I play GTA V or Skyrim?
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>>37577718
Skyrim.
I know you've played GTA a lot recently.
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Neither, don't play normalfag garbage like that.
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>>37577733
Good point I was only really playing Last Team Standings
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>drinking 2-5 16 fl oz sodas a day
>fat as fuck
>"ya know if you switched to drinking only water, the fat would melt off!"
>"I cut out soda and the weight just fell off"
>Switch to water only
>it's been 3 months with no visible loss
>dont feel any healthier
>only difference is that I feel tired all the time
Anyone else fall for this meme?
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Don't compensate by eating more other sugary snacks you fat fuck - do some exercise as well you lazy sack of shit. I love this board some of you are fucking pathetic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37577745
I dont eat sugary snacks anon. but you are right im lazy af and dont exercise
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was it diet soda? are you so fat that a 'visible' loss requires over 50lbs? are you a lying sack of shit who ate chips instead?
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>feeling fantastic
>look in mirror
>acne
>entire month ruined
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Go to a doctor man and get them to hook you up with some accutane. I used to have pretty bad acne and it made me really self-conscious, but I got on accutane and now you can only tell I ever had acne if you look really closely. Accutane is shit while you're on it, but once the acne starts to go away you feel a lot better and more confident.
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>>37577735
I'm going to do it. Acne is the only thing making me incapable of doing shit. I feel depressed because of it and sleep for days because I can't handle the way I look.
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Does anyone have any accutane stories?
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Please convince me to kill myself. I'm so close but I'm too scared right now, but every moment is like hell. There are bats in my head and I just want to push a knife into my stomach
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Uh, don't do it or something
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you don't deserve to feel like that anon, no one does. if you need to talk you can kik me (hnnhmrry)
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>>37577618
It will hurt a lot, find a better way.