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>>37579156
Nee-chan, I...
*unzips*
*starts walking closer, stroking slowly*

>>37579207
You must be the creepy guy from the family, I bet your parents tells you to hide when people come to visit.

What an unnecessarily complicated position.

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>>37579098
Your meet thread fails because your boring in person and unable to create an enjoyable first post, I think you should stick to just posting in other meet threads. Like the dude who rapped about wage slaves the other morning

>>37579098
Its 2.30pm and I'm home from work, thanks for the concern.

Enjoy your tendies and loneliness today Neet-slug.

>"ANON ARE YOU LOOKING FOR JOBS?"
>"S-SHUT UP MOM I'M MAKING FUN OF WORKERS ON THE INTERNET"

just quit my job

this will probably be the last summer of my life if I don't end up on neetbux and pills

anxious as fuck right now

>>37579031
I've got a phone interview today and an interview on Saturday.

got an interview for tesco on monday

it must be somewhat nice to have faith

you can hold to the rock in the sea of humanity

don't even need to be rich or look good, just be perfect according to the law.

not sure if it's stress relief or compounds it

>>37578907
can you make me attractive 10/1 male model please

i will stop jerking the gherkin as much i promise

>>37578935
ahem 10/10 male model but if you decide to mak eme ffectiely 100/10 i wont be annoyed either

I've seen countless dead animals on the road

animals turned into unidentifiable hunks of meat and blood

that's just life

>>37578872
It's a stray cat, who gives a fuck?

>>37578872
Probably not. It's rare that the head or spine is crushed to the point of death when running over an animal. What's more likely is that it died a few minutes later from blood loss after going unconscious near-immediately.

Try not to feel too bad though. You didn't do it intentionally.

I am kind of a qt

Nah. I'm fat.

I could give myself a paizuri, I guess.

Yeah, I'm pretty cute during certain times of the day.

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Wtf is this shit? Origorig

nothing makes me angrier than how other people dress

>>37578799
Because its comfy. I dress nicely if I'm going somewhere I care about but everywhere else gets trash because they're all human trash to me anyway who I'd never give the time of day even looking my worst, let alone looking my best

Have a good day!

>>37578738
>that chad that bullied you for being a weeabo and eventually he became a weeabo too

Guess what?, he remained as a chad despite becoming a literal narutard.

Fuck this shittt world of shit

>>37578758
Did he become a Weeabo after HS?

I don't understand why people can have foot fetishes. it just seem gross to me

I was born a robot, my friend, it could never have been any different

When i was five,i was bitten by a spider on my penis and every night from that day forward i have had visions of a demon like spider creature that has told me what to do. I compulsively do what it says because it is the only thing in my life that has not hurt me me physically or mentally. I have never been normal and i dont think i ever will be.

>>37578737
I was born.
>Unsurprisingly unoriginal.

I play the campaign. I can't into multiplayed RTS.

>>37578735
I play starcraft heroes on hots, I mainly use Alarak and raynor

yeah i fuck with sc2
rpm is only like 102 though haha

you're just a huge insecure pussy like me

>>37578648
This affliction has led to some really awkward almost-sexy times in my life and I hate it.

EVERY TIME I get close to having sex and there's nothing cockblocking me, I cockblock myself. I pussy out. Every. Time.

I am a dog chasing cars, in that regard. If I actually catch one, I've no clue what I'll do with it.

>>37578648
Find a rapist gf, check your local prison for new releases.

>>37578603
I don't know your dad, but how bad can it be? Just tell him. It can't get any worse, right?

>>37578650
If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that it can always get worse. There's not such thing as rock bottom, shit can still go further south.

>>37578603
seems to me he's right

I didn't want to feel this feel today but you went and posted it anyway

>>37578601
>nihlistic 90s gf
>Get mad when nihlistic 90s gf is caught being doubled teamed.

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>>37578614
Wouldn't happen because I'd cleanser her and shape her into a person with a purpose through the teachings of the Holy Orthodoxy just like in muh russian novels!

>>37578573
Constant Dopamine high from all the sugar

>>37578573
most fat people are miserable,and by fat i mean obese.when it comes to just chubby i guess they semi-comfortable with their weight.

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They actually aren't.