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>>37581535
I don't care cause I wouldn't be a good parent. A kid does not deserve to have a shit life just cause his parents want him.

Plus I plan on living forever. I don't need to replace myself.

I no longer feel pain from not having a gf either cause I don't understand the point of relationships or what one is supposed to do in a relationship.

>>37581535
Dont feel much about it


I'm used to it by now.

>>37581535
I actually had a recent pregnancy scare which was a nightmare so I dunno this feel. I imagine it's a weight off your shoulders. Can't imagine many of you being sexually responsible in the first place, though. Life is a prison even if the bars are made of gold desu.

what does your family think about your habits

>>37581529
They haven't made it clear but I would guess disappointment because I used to get the best grades in highschool/university.

>>37581551
so you finished uni? how come you neet

>>37581515
kida like u except i work more and have a few good friends i guess, theyre cool but they pressure me towards stacy which is a hopeless endevour and it makes me feel like shit

>>37581515
that's an aesthetic place. is it yours?

>>37581515
I just want to rent a comfy as fuck studio home, fuck house sharing. These fucks are messy as hell.

>>37581418
Stop bragging about having feeling and sensation in your dick you fucking uncutfag

>>37581418
Is circumcision really that widespread in amercia?

>>37581446

A vast majority of American men are, I'm pretty sure. In the South, at least, can't speak for northerners

>>37581343
right here

Here I am

>>37581343
Even though I know this a troll, black girls are qt as fuck.

>>37581343
At your service m'lady
*tips*

0k d00d

People didn't need to kill themselves thousands of years ago, nature and other humans where eager to that anyways. Only in this modern age of comfort and safety do those with a death wish need to take their own life.

>>37581324
#notalldepressions

I want to cuddle with her so bad

>>37581295
Fruit salad and a tofu scrabble
2 Apples, Pear, 3 Oranges, A lot of Grapes, 3 Banannas
500g of firm tofu, two hand fulls of spinach, a red bell pepper

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>>37581295

Latex is a God-tier fetish!

As for what I ate back then. Hmm... Mcdonalds meal.

kill the one that did it, so the other gets complete control of the bod.

>>37581260
Both, for the other would be an accessory, for omission reasons.

Both should get on their knees and suck my dick.

Have your cat neutered. House pets should not be sexual creatures, it makes them fucking miserable.

>>37581226
poor dogie, they can smell death.

>>37581226
Rape it back. You can't let your cat assert it's dominance over you like that. It's beta af.

Infact honestly unless your cat has to spend and hour licking thick wads of your jizz from his fur, you're always going to be nothing but a bitch to him.

>entire landscape built by men struggling for a wage so she can get free drugs and money from shaking her ass

idk I'd just be an awkward fuck and invite her to my non existent apartment so we could...chill

>>37581138
to work so you can it on yo fat arse and clam dole money I know where you live bith and im going to burn it down

hopfuly with you and your ugly ass kids init

-UNHOLSTER-

You only talk to her through skype don't you....

>>37581110
You are the only person that knows this feel

>>37581110
>6'3
>average manly face
>fit coz gym for myself
>never approached another person in my life
>have very unwelcoming vibe
>people constantly ask me why i never smile
>look like i want to die all the time
>girl flat out tell me i sometimes scare them and creep them out
>possesive
>jealous
>bottle everything up
>anger issues
>no will power
>no drive
>hate attention
>hate talking
>never share personal stuff
>cant make myself care about anything
>almost tore my family appart
>dropped out of college once
>was NEET for 2 years playing league 16hrs a day and jerking off
>came to the point where i was forced to pay rent

>end up with the love of my life
>fell in love with her at first sight
>she loves me back
>im my actual self around her and im all mushy and smiling and happy
>have a circle of 5 very close friends and 10 more not so close
>women keep falling for me for some reason, they say i have that special something
>guys respect me and admire me
>people keep being nice to me

I did nothing to deserve this, yet good things keep falling in my lap. Im just scared that all the horrible shit i did will come bite me back in the ass big time.

>tfw you can only get virgins when you're a pedo

If you're a dipshit who is obsessed with finding faults in others no one is ever going to be 100% pure for you. There was more than one thread with "she's a virgin but she had a bf once and even if they never did anything sexual i cant forgive her"

It's scary to think about really.

A pretty woman by age 25 may have had 5 boyfriends over the years. You think, well that's only 5, shes really pretty, I guess she'd have more! haha!.

But you think ONLY 15? Let's say shes been dating since age 18 and since age 18 shes has not gone without a boyfriend in her life from 18 to 25.

That's 7 years of being in sexual relations. The amount of times she had sex with these 5 men are probably in the high hundreds, if not thousands of times.


Think about that next time you think a girl is a "good girl" for only having had a few BF's.

>>37580972
>backseat chad giving the horns of the cuckold sign
You know it.

>>37580972
there are more nice chads than nice robots

>That one Chad in a bar who bought me a beer and asked me advice on video games

You're gonna get blacked, jack

casinos are boring af

I actually work at a Casino.

Blackjack is cool if you're good with talking to people. It's sort of a social game since everyone is playing against the dealer.

Slot machines are donate-to-the-Casino machines. Don't play them unless you like flashy lights and music.

black people remind of me of the arbiter from halo. sure they're all elites but they still wanna kill each other

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>>37580854
yeah i know this feel OP
am not black tho

>>37580854
Yep, I feel the same, except that I'm not black. I'm also afraid of spiders and heights. It's all normal, anon.