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>got a new job through hiring agency
>12 hour shifts of manual labor
>finished my first shift yesterday
>already quit
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Haha keep grinding wagie, Ill be working on my websites and managing my crypto portfolio in my boxers.
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Monday i'm going to be getting a new job working at a diner or something like that.
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Sent 50 applications yesterday for min wage jobs, just end me.

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masonry is the best trade fuck all of you who say otherwise
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>>37585118

Brick houses are boring though, stone a best.
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Le free masons
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im an outdoor painter and i get to smoke weed at work
only work on sunny days
dont have to do bitch work
way better than masonry lol

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Post your neet names. I'll start. Steward
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>>37585104
Lucas feelsgoodman. Everyone thinks im a rich boy
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Carl, pretty standard I think
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>>37585203
Ayy, my nigga, mine is Lukas.

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>there's unironically a helicopter flying in circles over our street
I'd take a picture, but you'd probably be able to figure out where I live like you did with Shia's flag.
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I believe you. They fly over my house too.
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Are you in SoCal? They fly all over here.
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>>37585057
I'm trying to study and this is going on for half an hour. I'm getting spooked.

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What's a good computer related job that isn't a full blown programmer job or some shitty it help desk job?
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>>37584978
Server maintenance/manager, literally do nothing all day
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Pro NEET. Get a trade faggot.
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Photo manipulation?
Montage/video editing/movie editing?
CGI?
Special effects?
Media arts?
Audio editing?
Like anon, there's a million things you can do.

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Well anons, it's just one of those days where you don't want to wake up, everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
I don't really know why but I want to justify ripping someone's head off.

Just a bunch of he-said she-said bullshit
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>really bad sneezing and sore throat
>chats from zeemaps thread have gone cold
>haven't heard back from only interview after months of searching, despite engineering degree, internships
>basically haven't had a friendly chat in person in 6 months
>no long-term or short-term goals
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>>37584813
Sup Fred Durst
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girlfriend cheated on me last night at a party
feelsbad

i don't know what to do

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what new hobbies are you lads learning?

i'm learning how to code
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>>37584779
Swimming..I just use it as an excuse to shave desu
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archiving photos, it's more fun than it sounds
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>>37584779
>what new hobbies are you lads learning?
>i'm learning how to code

Coding is really fun! How are you going about learning to code OP?

I wanna learn Japanese but it's pretty hard to do, it's more like a lifelong journey than something you could knock out in a few years

I'm approaching n5, haven't made much progress yet... really slowed down after picking up kana and basic grammar

tfw no Japanese bf who teaches me Japanese

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let me see all the virgin memes lads i want to collect them all !!
> ill start
> the acended virgin
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>>37584665
super rare virgin meme that was visited by Saint Elliot

Also here's a great idea from a thread on /g/:

>The Virgin Drive
>always keeps his hands at 10 and 2
>constantly checks his rear view mirror to keep up his pace out of consideration for tailgaters
>constantly is hitting his breaks due to the second point which increases his heart rate
>leaves hours early to destinations to avoid parking space competitions
>has his music loud, but turns it down whenever a car is in the adjacent lane
>doesn't wear sun glasses because he thinks it obstructs his view
>never ever honks his horn
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>>37584888
There's already the Virgin Driver image and it's better than that. I don't have any tho so I'm just bumping
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>>37584888
nice chad trips

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This could be happening to your girlfriend RIGHT NOW!
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That'd be me though...
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Joke's on you faggot, I have no girlfriend.
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Joke's on you, I've been single for 6 months.

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Hello everyone. I'm a girl. Yep, a for real, real life girl (female). You could even call me a femanon or a fembot. I'm shy and don't like socializing and I'm caring and polite to everyone. I'm pretty cute too. I'm a KHV NEET and a complete not like the other girls kind of girl! I share all your nerdy or obscure hobbies and interests at the same level as you. Probably your political views too. I have lots of lewd and weird fetishes and I'd happily indulge my partner's every sexual whim if I had one, but I think anything but strict monogamy is disgusting and degenerate.

I'll never post any pictures, I'll never contact any of you outside this thread, and I will definitely never be your gf. The reason for this thread should be obvious. I'd like attention and (you)s, lots of them, because I'm so socially stunted that this is the only way and place I feel comfortable getting it..

Please give me lots and lots of replies, thank you!
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Tits of gtfo.

This post is very original.
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> I'd like attention and (you)s, lots of them
End yourself, maybe?
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You're good at writing
Please write more

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What do robot women think about this interracial shit? I want your honest opinion.
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>>37584330
We love who we love. Not much anyone can do to stop that.
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>>37584330
I love bbc desu, if you are not at least 9 inches there is no way I can enjoy myself desu
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>>37584330
She is so lucky I wish I was her.

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>woke up with diarrhea 2 days ago
>actually shat the bed
>feel okay throughout the day
>go to bed later that night
>suddenly feels very nauseous and hot
>insane stomach cramps
>start vomiting after laying in bed for a while
>tried sleeping but got very little since I was having abdominal pain and I had to get up every hour or so to throw up
>at the end there wasn't anything to throw up but I still gagged
>felt a bit better the next day even though I got very little sleep, at least I had stopped puking
>still fever and pain
>got through the day, try to eat something but not really hungry
>take vitamins and drinks lots of tea and water
>woke up today and feel a little better
>I have an insane headache, fever and my stomach still hurts
>no appetite but have managed to "force" some food down

what's wrong with me and how do I fix it?
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>>37584292
Plenty of sleep, chicken noodle soup, and keep drinking tea/water with lemon and honey if you have it. Poor wittle guy.
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You are legitimately sick enough to go see a doctor, you should do that

If you are like me you feel bad going to see a doctor because you don't feel you deserve to or you are not sick enough, last time i went I told this in passing to my doctor and he said "You have one of the worst cases of bronchitis I have ever seen in someone your age, it was foolish of you to wait this long to come see me"
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I know how you feel op. I've shit myself a lot lately. I dont trust my farts anymore

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There are 105 boys born in the US for every 100 girls.

This means that 1 out of every 21 guys is guaranteed to die alone.
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if it's any consolation to ya, most of them will die young in wars and violence and poop, so y'know... no worries eh?
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>>37584291
Added to the filter.
oregon
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>>37584269
look up the "refugees" in germany. sure, we all know they only are women and children, and that they all are doctors, engineers, lawyers, but look at how skewed male:female ratio is, specially for men 18-34.

shit is fucked.

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>*chomp chomp chomp*
>*sluuuuuurrrrrrrrp*
>*mlem mlem mlem*
>sluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

"MUST YOU EAT LIKE PIGS? CAN'T YOU EAT WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"

So yeah, I just had an autistic outburst against my family for eating like a bunch of disgusting pigs and somehow making slurping sounds whilst eating a fucking burger. Now I feel like an ass but goddamn it makes me want to puke.
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same I think I'm allergic to sounds like that. They absolutely disgusts me..
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>>37584254
>CAN'T YOU EAT WITH YOUR MOUTHS CLOSED?"
I tried but I can't put food in my mouth if it's closed.
Any tips, OP?
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>>37584469
Try opening your mouth to let the food in, then shutting it the hell up while you chew :)

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>realize that r9k is probably not helping my mental state
>decide im gonna take a break from it, possibly never come back
>wake up and immediately start browsing r9k

Why do I like this place so much? Its fucking terrible
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>>37584253

Because youre a flaming faggot
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>>37584253
I tried to leave months ago.
I can't.
I don't know why.
I don't even like it here.
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same here
we fell int the abyss
now we all are dam sons and dam daughters now

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