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Why have girls gotten so free about slutting it up on Instagram lately? It seems like every single girl I know has posted this exact picture of her legs in the bathtub. I didn't know that many people even took baths anymore.
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Show us more of your friend, friend.
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I take baths to relax, Really hot baths feel really really good.
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Women are sluts. They want dick.

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any robot need someone to play with in a mmo?

i've tried single player games but i feel the save game feature is too much of a cheat and i lose interest because i can't help but reload when i don't win outright.

so yeah GMT hours all evening up to midnight is when i am available to anyone who needs a coop partner, if it's a paid mmo you pay for my account of course, i'll be ure mmo slave.

em... what else...., nope that about covers it

i am fucking bored
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>>37585839

plz any niggers want me to play with them?

we don't have to know anything about eachover, just play game --__--
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You should start by posting a discord ID...
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>>37586528

okay

the mystic llamaherder#1601

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does anybody have a link to an archive of pic related?
I think she is cute and I'd like to have more pictures.
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I only have this other picture of her where she is on the right.
don't know who is the left, though.
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Why would you want pictures of a druggie whore?
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>>37585863
i don't care who she is. I saw her on another board and they told me to ask here.
I just think she is qt

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Today while buying a book for my father's birthday, I spotted a girl working at the store that I just can't get out of my head.
She's the cutest girl I can imagine, and while I was paying she smiled at me.
Should I try giving her my phone number ? is it too autistic ? I'm also scared because I think she's older than me.
What would you do ?
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>>37585666
Don't do it kid, satanic trips are a bad omen
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>>37585709
Fuck my luck
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>>37585666
go for the pusy

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>Daddy, come meet my boyfriend!
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Seems like an educated young man

Idc
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>>37585601
that caught me off guard
>slightchuckle.gif
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He's much better looking than her. She got lucky.

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Do I look like a loser?
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>>>/soc/
Now fuck off
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>>37585569
you're the guy i imagine when i see the word 'wagecuck'
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>>37585569
Is this your natural face?

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Robots are unfixable losers that desertve the fate they've sown onto themselves, prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't
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>>37585566
> that desertve the fate they've sown onto themselves

no we were born this way its not our fault you faggot.
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>>37585566

Except no person would willingly choose a bad thing.

do you believe in free will, disgusted cat?
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>>37585603
>>37585658
The only reason people think you're weird is because of your biterness towards the world and your tryhard edgy humor. If you at least tried to hide it people could tolerate you

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>tfw unistudent
>tfw its summer
>nothing to do
>mommy gives me money so i dont feel like getting a wageslave job
>vidya is really boring

what do NEETS do with their time?
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Sleep and stare at the ceiling.
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>>37585525
find a better video game
get some kind of hobby
start exercising
self improvement is the best thing to do while you're a NEET
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>>37585525
>just fucked my mom
it wasn't what i expected she is a slut
what do neets do..
i brose this site daily switching between youtube and 4chan,8CH and omegle
i also fuck my mom regularly and i eat and shit and sleep that's all

Is this man living proof that it IS possible to be beautiful and a robot?

Jared is pure autismo. He hardly has any friends, even women think his looks are his only good quality.

Look at how uncomfortable one of his personal idols is around
him.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6t3xKAMJe/

Poor guy
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>>37585523
>He hardly has any friends, even women think his looks are his only good quality.

Proof?
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Davey Havok is kewler.
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>>37585523
>Look at how uncomfortable one of his personal idols is around him.
Okay let's say someone considered you a personal idol because of things you say. Would you appear comfortable being around them?

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Hello robots I am a young man trying to become an entrepreneur and make business deals.

I would like for you to call me and present to me your best business ideas that I should invest in.

Gaining money is the best way to escape robotism and to become a normie so lets help each other out here.

You can call me at the number on the twitch page. it wont let me post it here because it gets picked up as spam

I am going to be streaming my business calls so that others may tune in and pick up some business tips as well because here we're all about spreading the love guys.

twitch /ramyt
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Robot dating site.
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>>37585548
thats a good idea anon. go to the stream and call so you can share your idea with the rest of us.
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>>37585588
also check em'

kek wills your idea anon

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Do /r9k/obots want to raise a daughter?
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No because that would mean watching her gradually morph into a roastie whore.
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robots would first have to actually talk to a girl before something like this could even be feasible
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>>37585579
She cant be a whore if you force her to be loyal to your cock

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hi there anon here,
am a 22 years old male khv.
after a long period of thinking about social life i've figured out that it's futile, so i decieded to mnimize my contact with people including family, as i spend all day inside my room, and i only go out to urinate/poo/shower, i even eat at my room, (btw its a 4m2 room)
the thing is lonliness becomes bothersome some times and i feel like am loosing it.
so help me /r9k/ how do i get over the feeling of lonliness, while remaining the same level of low social contact.
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Don't do that.
Or you can just kys now because it only gets worse. Unless you are truly comfortable having zero fulfillment in your life.
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>>37585416
seems like a good solution but am too afraid to do that, i just want to get over the feeling of loneliness while still maintaining a sane stat of mind
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>>37585384
UPDATE

i got to messages from some ex classmates, i really didn't feel less loneliness as i didn't enjoy responding to them, should i just change my number?

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>tfw /fa/ insults your style
>tfw /soc/ insults your face
>tfw /fit/ insults your body
>tfw /mu/ insults your taste in music
>tfw /tv/ insults your taste in films
W-will /r9k/ accept me?
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>>37585359
>tfw /lit/ compliments your cute lil greek peen and natty physique
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>tfw /co/ praises your taste in western animation
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>>37586783
>tfw /co/ praises your taste in Japaneses animation

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I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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>>37585235
watch youtube tutorials all day
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Quite frankly, and let me just say this: Just be yourself dude
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>>37585235
Shower, Make facial hair neat, try not to sperg out

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Humans can kill other humans very easily
I am not strong
some nig nog could come up to me, with or without a weapon and kill me instantly
Even if i had a gun (which i usually do) there's a good chance he'll have one too
I'm very scared of death
How do I deal with this? I think about this alot.
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Become a monster, be a person who is capable of doing horrible things. Have the only thing holding you back from killing everyone be just because you don't feel like it right now.
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>>37585184
You have to become the baddest, bestest, strongest, fucking killing machine there ever was. It's the only way to conquer your fear.
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>>37585347
>>37585220
i dont wanna become a physio to not fear death

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