I haven't masturbated in 2 months.
I am growing stronger.
>>37590673
give me your wisdom, sagacious one
have you noticed any actual change whatsoever other than that you get hard when the wind blows
>Tfw hate my sexual desires so I refuse to masturbate
Anger fuels my existence
>he isn't attracted to fat girls
lmao, you limp dick faggot.
>>37590643
I agree fatty girls look so nice
>>37590643
i'm usually pretty meh about this shit but she does look really nice and soft
I am, they don't.
Sucks to be me.
So, YouTube is offering a free three month trial of YouTube Red now, and I figured why not, but now I'm afraid I'll get used to having no ads, and be forced to pay the subscription for the rest of my life.
There's not even a single YouTube Red Original that looks like it's even remotely worth my time.
If you listen to a lot of music you can get Google Play Radio for I think $10 a month.
It gives you access to the whole Google Play music library and comes with a complimentary YouTube Red subscription.
>>37590699
And the youtube music app too.
It's a good deal, OP
>>37590699
That's cool. I already paid for a year of Amazon's music streaming service back in February. It's cheaper than any other music streaming service because I'm a Prime member. That makes it a little more complicated for me. I'd save money by getting my music from Amazon, but the no ads thing sweetens the deal a little for YouTube.
dubs decide if I get coffee or kill myself.
>>37590470
i have your dubs right here, bro
>>37590470
It's coffee time, my friend
>>37590470
coffee sounds nice
Been a while since I saw one of these
>Physical
8
>Mental
6
>Social
25
>Accomplishment
6
>Bonus
8
Total: 53
yay
>>37590406
Got an 88.
My mental state answers were decided from a "normal" state. When I'm overworked or depressed/anxious, I'd probably score a little lower.
Not bad for a guy who jerks it to barefoot anime girls and women getting pies to the face.
95, social tab fucked me over.
I'm becoming a normie send help.
Time for the final bingo boss. I am starting to think I don't belong here. Thoughts?
template in next post
>>37590166
>template in next post
as promised
The robot requires that text be in this box
kill me bros
>Come with us to the Pride parade Anon! It's going to be soooo much fun!
>>37590132
they dyke on each other??
>>37590132
>tfw gay and closeted trans
if I was invited I would go
ALL RIGHT I'M READY LET'S DO THIS
I just want a weeb gf to draw, play vidya, watch anime and cosplay with. Where do I find them?
Pt.2, had to step outside
>>37590117
Comicon and other events like that usually have girls like that, some ugly, some not
>tis but an illusion
>>37590117
you know they don't exist right?The max you will find is a girl that watches entry level stuff because they want to feel part of something.
>talking on Tinder with girl
>everything goes ok
>suddenly "so, what is your job anon?"
What should i answer here? Everytime i say i am unemployed at the moment they just stop replying. Should i lie?
Using Tinder means you're a fucking normie.
Get the fuck out, normie.
>>37590085
no, it means i want to have sex for once in my life and i feel out of options
>>37590059
>>37590085
I dont even know what tinder is desu
Not just yet wagie, one more day on the grind for you!!
And i promise you, tomorrow will be especially terrible. You better be ready.
Hahaha.
Another day, another dollar right? Wagefuck.
You will not escape wagie.
Why do you feel such anger towards wagecucks?
>>37590029
I have work on saturday lmao
Hi robots, just curious on your thoughts and feelings towards Alex Jones the "comedian" and or far right propaganda peddle.
Or at least; that's my opinion..
hes a nigger
>>37589956
>Op doesn't even have his water filters installed
>>37590071
that's fact.
>>37589956
I don't watch him much but I don't mind anyone who is into conspiracies. I believe a few unorthodox theories myself.
When will you realize the importance of emotional labor, robots?
>>37589931
"emotional intelligence is not really a thing, anon. it's just a meme
>>37589997
>he fell for the intelligence = logic and rationality meme
>he doesn't realize that emotional response is much more important to discerning the truth of a situation than "facts"
i bet you're a virgin
>>37590046
this is exactly why europe is falling apart
Late Night Election Drinking Edition
Cheers lads!
EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13140435
>>37589861
More like 10 lad, Sadiq is just the chess pieces moving in for checkmate
Election Speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg
I got fired from my dream job for making an inappropriate joke.
who here did it worse?
I drove her away. Now she's staying at home for awhile to "think."
I fucked up
>>37589845
tell us the joke!
Come on, robot, let me post.
>>37589860
Yeah, I bet Chad came over to really help her probe her noggin.
Would you have sex with her? Date her?
>>37589735
yeah
nah
original
>>37589756
>nah
Why?
origggg
>>37589842
I'm not familiar with sheboons. I wouldn't know what she would be looking for. She also seems very high maintenance.