Hello, /r9k/. I've decided to leave this shit hole and start improving my life, while I still have the chance. My last request is for you guys to recommend me some comfy music. That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMkEK20gksM&list=PLA6F358FD740FBD22
This album is better during the winter, but still very comfy. Best of luck, OP.
https://youtu.be/_LTjwsLsXvU
What do you plan on trying to do OP?
And I hope this is comfy enough for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfCO4c23dXI
Best of luck OP
*blocks your path*
are you discriminating me, whiteboii? im gonna rape you and get away with it, because I'm a minority ha ha!
what do
Why do you keep making roleplay threads with ugly fat niggers.
she looks like some kind of a beard
>>37591196
I'm a minority as well, so bugger off. Also, I suggest getting your eyes checked, because you assumed I was white.
>be me
>dating a guy
>kisslessvirgin.jpg
>I can't make him feel good
>I'm a shut in gf
>I'm weird
>yet he still loves me
aaaaaaa
>>37591193
haha gf problems amirite OP?
>>37591276
Did she kiss him in the middle of that?
Man, fuck the people who shit with their underwear around their knees like that. Uncomfortable as fuck.
what happens after we die? do we get reborn into a new physical body and live again? if the answer is no, can you prove that?
no one can prove shit and you damn well know it
>>37591136
>do we get reborn into a new physical body and live again? if the answer is no, can you prove that?
The burden of proof lies on you, OP, not us.
I'd like to think that you live on in some way through your children. Not exactly reincarnation, but more like you being a piece of their consciousness.
Dubs decides fellows
Disclaimer: It's an unlocked phone, so no data
>>37591135
reveal tits and then kys, you dumb roastie whore
>>37591155
Can't send pics on Tinder. You sure? Or do you want me to say something else?
>>37591135
proceed op
My long distance gf of a bit over a year died today. She's been battling cancer for quite a while, so I was somewhat expecting this to happen eventually, but I never realized just how much I depended on her. I'll never find another girl who will accept my fat spergy self. How can I possibly cope with this?
>>37591089
no sympathy for stupid norman
you deserved it
>>>/adv/
Alternately, kill yourself
>>37591113
fpbp as always
Die normie scum. I'm glad the whore is dead and you are alone. I hope you die alone.
i'm 6'4 and handsome but still don't get girls. AMA
I'm 6'4" and ugly and don't get girls
Asuka or Rei?
Originar question.
>>37591008
are you a lanky
Can someone give me some names of good trap stars to fap to.
>>37590934
Waka Flocka
>>37590934
xxmanlettacion
Chrischan
Brett hot desu
>tfw gay and have a corruption fetish
Nothing turns me on more than making straight people turn gay.
>>37590928
I have this fetish for women watching men fuck. Especially if one of the men is her husband or boyfriend. And here's the thing, the dudes fucking are completely secondary. I need to see or hear the woman reacting to them. Cum buckets every time
>>37590928
Kill yourself you disgusting faggot.
>>37591043
Not you though, you're just a casual cuckold and probably still somewhat redeemable.
>>37590928
How do you even turn someone gay? I have a corruption fetish myself, just curious how it would look with turning gay.
Have you done it before? IRL? Online?
>broke his back because he misunderstood lifting instructions from /fit/
>subsequently got fat from the fast food recs from /ck/
>lost money from buying a lemon (plus rice tax) because of /o/
>lost even more money from buying high, selling low various cryptocurrencies on /biz/
>lost his girlfriend because of his suspicions that she was cheating on him, courtesy of advice from /adv/
>couldn't get a new one because of all the time he spent on /r9k/
>lost a kidney after he took the 'meetups' part of /soc/ seriously
>fell for the PhD meme again thanks to /sci/
>lost all his friends because he kept spouting alt-right nazi memes he found on /pol/
post more, his story needs to be heard
>fell for the trap meme
Doesn't get worse than that.
>>37590862
>smart enough to do a PhD program
>unlucky
Fuck off
wow, you are actually super retarded
don't kill yourself though
You do use a separate bar of soap for your asshole, right? You don't wash yourself with a bar of soap that cleaned your asshole, do you?
No, but I do use separate bars for my head and body.
No, i dont wash my asshole
>>37590858
why would I need to soap my asshole
i'm not a faggot who has to be clean for his hiv injection
Anyone wanna talk? I just wanna chat with people in a thread like this. How are you all? Anything bugging you?
>>37590855
I'm okay, nothing is really bugging me, how are you?
>>37590871
I'm good. Just waiting to get home and play Crash RPG on Starcraft
>>37590855
I recently cut contact with my long time friend/former love interest recently. I cried a lot and I feel really emotionally drained but the future looks a little bit brighter than it did before.
I gave my 11yo sister a wedgie and she head-butted me in the balls. Should I call it a draw or go fart on her?
nah you should isolate yourself from your family for your eventual suicide
>>37590786
Tell her you're sorry and offer a hug as a peace offering
>>37590786
You're underage and should be b& faggot
>Anon, it's really fun hanging out and playing video games and sucking each others dicks and all, but are we ever going to go on a real date?
>>37590724
>tfw I would take her on a date
thicc traps are so qt
>>37590724
She looks passable enough, I'd probably take her out if she asked
Wish I could die in my sleep painlessly.
Wish I could die by CO without becoming a potato.
Wish someone would shoot me with a silencer to the back of the head without me noticing
Anyone else think of ways to die every night?
>>37590710
life can't be that bad for you, can it?
I usually think of it every other week
>>37590710
>Anyone else think of ways to die every night?
No.
I think of them when I'm bored at work.
>>37590748
I mean if you have no goals or don't give a shit about anything the darkness consumes you