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Is the stereotypical American Pie college party just a meme or what? I go to a so called "party school" (UCF) and live in a dorm. Yet nothing interesting ever fucking happens here. We just game and eat weed edibles. Nobody is getting laid from what I can tell because girls hardly even come into our building.
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>>39440949
Yes, at the rich frat houses which you have to be well connected to get into so the "ratio" isn't messed up
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>>39440949
It happens, you're just not invited.
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>>39440949
You're just a loser
Ucf is a big party school
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>be me
>want to die
>meet qt in sophomore year high school
>try to die
>no longer want to die
>start dating that summer
>she's my only friend, fuck everyone else
>always been kind of a loner so it's not normal for me to have like one friend
>go to local university together
>plan to move in together to go to another 4 year university together
>apartment hunt, find a nice place she loves and we sign a lease
>two weeks before move in
>"sorry anon i want to go somewhere else for school so i'm leaving you"
>fugg
>cry like a little bitch
>she was perfect
>put on my big boy pants cause i have to move
>family helps, everyone is great
>go to bed alone
>no qt to cuddle with like i dreamed of for the past four goddamn years
>get on with it best i can
>busy enough trying to figure shit out around the apartment not to do much thinking
>paying rent, finding a job, utilities, trying to cook, fighting evil ISP company, even trying to get myself a nametag on my mailbox
>even with all this shit to think about, the 30 minutes before i fall asleep is torture
>the only time i really have to think and its just thoughts about her
>get my shit figured out
>bills paid, internet unfucked, got my name on my mailbox, got a job
>drink every night and play games on a discor server with people i met on /k/
>life aint too bad, nights still suck though
get home from work today, ready for another night of drinking and vidya
>go check my mailbox
>landlord stuck her name on the mailbox too
>sudden wash of feels
why is it the little shit that burns so much
here i am drinking alone in the dark
shes never coming back
seems like every day that little sideways glance at my gun seems a little bit longer
the only thing that kept me sane and going the past four years is gone
every day i think about the things i could have done differently
sorry for rant, /r9k/
im drunk and im sad and im lonely and i dont know what to do
enjoy kitten
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USMC recruits office. Stop being a faggot and join up. Before long you will be out shooting arabs and have completley forgotten about her.
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>>39441054
honestly my backup plan to college if i cant hack it. already have a degree, so if shit goes so far south its in antarctica ill be heading to the muhrines for chopper school
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>>39440938
>caring about roastie whores
top kek anon.fucking normies and their *struggle*.
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If you haven't seen the newest video, check this shit out. Will completely redefine autism in the DSM IV.
https://youtu.be/VduJfjLtegc
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Chris chan has had a hard life I found his antics funny as an edgy teen but now I just feel bad seeing him. He needs professional help and for people to stop harassing him.
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>>39440987
He needs to fucking die and stop sucking up taxpayer money.
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>>39440929
She still makes videos? I thought that was done.
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Any other anon here its a single father?
Children are hell.
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>>39440842
gb2reddit
you fucking nigger
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Yeah, kind of screwed myself over.
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Please go into detail. Most people who have kids on here jus ttalk about how great it is, but most parents I see seem stressed to the eyeballs.
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I'm actually disgusted you guys exist 2017-09-01 04:37:19 Post No.39440778
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I'm actually disgusted you guys exist
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Yes, you are a failure. I agree 100% because that's what you are.
First, your terminology
>Robot (the term you people can't even decide what it means on collectively)
>Chad
>Neet
>Normie
Are all useless attempts to hate the people who keep your reality alive
Honestly, one thing that doesn't get me is when people waste their entire lives doing nothing productive for humanity or society.
You're born and cared for (assuming you live in 1st world) by a society of people who work and achieve.
Yet here you are wasting your time on nothing but me logics, self pity parties, and bastardization of everything your forefathers did.
Maybe it takes a special kind of mentality to be so foolish, or maybe I'm giving you people too much credit for the ridiculous nonsense here.
That's interesting to me and one of the main reasons why I could say you are just disgusting people as a whole.
Instead of owning up to your life, you'd rather cower and hide.
Either way I'm sure majority of you are just roleplaying
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>keep your reality alive
I stopped reading there. This world is worthless. You should know that but you're a normalfag
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>>39440825
> This world is worthless
Then why are you living,leave this worthless world. Or are you going to spring up a reason as to why you're still here which would contradict your broken nihilsm argument.
If so, then don't even bother. You ha e better things to do with your time
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I could say you're just as much of a faggot OP for coming to R9K and typing a whole post trying to bait sad robots already down on their luck. It's not like we have much else this is our containment board we can shit post about normies all day long if we want to.
No one owes anything to society there's no rhyme or reason to life it just benefits most of us to not commit crimes and obey societal laws. I could give two shits if I contribute anything to society there's far more people out there that can carry my slack.
>Lose weight, you'll look much better
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>39440755
I guess he also needs to build muscle.
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because if you actually /fat/ if you lose weight you just become skinnyfat from the literal 30 pounds of loose skin. If you are clinically obese, you need to get ripped after losing weight or you will look like a freak. Or spend $10k out of pocket for surgery.
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Looks better to me, and proves he's got commitment
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Post your booze feels ITT
>only way I'm able to even remotely be social is when I'm drunk
>don't even remember my first and only time because I was piss drunk when I did it
Anyone else here depend on alcohol to keep going?
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Not relally an alcoholic but
>tfw I talked to a girl on snapchat tonight because drunk
>tfw my anxiety is gone because drunk even tbough I'm prescribed medication
>tfw I have escaped the feels of my friends telling me they were raped because drunk
>tfw not scared of moving across the country because drunk
I wish I could be drunk forever it's so much less painful.
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>Sober
>Suicidal thoughts kick-in
>No alcohol around
>Autistic hiki-neet so I can't buy some
This is fucking horrible.
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>>39440733
How do you keep drinking? I almost vomit after the 3rd shot
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Southern feels thread 2017-09-01 04:33:08 Post No.39440717
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Rural and midwest bots welcome
>23 and unmarried in the south
>No chance to not be single
>Already considering single moms
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>>39440717
Don't do it man. That's cucked as fuck
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Sounds like you need GOD in your life.
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Nashville here. I hate this shithole. Surrounded by hipsters and wannabe cuntry music stars
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>tfw you've lived 25 years on the planet earth, currently 2017 in the year of our Lord, and not one biological creature that has ever existed in the universe has ever loved you, or emotionally connected with you, neither platonically or sexually.
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>>39440675
I'm 32 and rejected every woman. I wish all those stupid bitches died in hellfire and gas chambers.
Fucking whores with no brains and no common sense.
Kill all women.
Nice day today bye.
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We're men, anon. It's hard, but you can only find comfort in the lord God. Becoming tougher and better is a struggle real men go through.
It's easier when you have your own world to fall back on. But instead of pets and friends and women, a lot of guys here use porn and anime and video games and general isolation.
Stay strong, OP anon.
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>tfw up until a month ago this was the strongest feel in the world but then a girl finds you and gives you everything you wanted and you feel even more existential dread because you realize you wasted your mana on someone who cares more about you then you care about them because you were lonely.
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>went to my college's anime club to see if it was interesting
>most of the members are girls
>literally like 3 guys
>most of the girls are either hambeasts or fugly
>a few cute girls sprinkled throughout
>mainly talking about casual shows like dragon ball super and things the girls would like
>manga discussion literally just yaoi shit
>guys just played yugioh while the girls talked about men having sex with each other
>mfw
Should I join? I mean they were nice and I don't have any friends but shit.
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>>39440671
>I mean they were nice and I don't have any friends but shit.
As much as I usually dislike hanging around weebs, beggars can't be choosers. At least give it a shot
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just make them watch anime you consider acceptable
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Go anon this is your first step to not being a complete absolute robot!
>"Quick anon! Give me a kiss while no-one's looking!"
What do
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>>39440664
kiss it?
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>>39440664
I kiss the wet nose
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>>39440664
Bring back the cheetah or the fox. I'm not going anywhere near that fucking thing.
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What's /r9k/'s IQ? originally oregano 2017-09-01 04:26:17 Post No.39440616
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What's /r9k/'s IQ? originally oregano 2017-09-01 04:26:17 Post No.39440616
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What's /r9k/'s IQ? originally oregano
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http://wechslertest.com/
post results
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I did the 15 minute one
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This isn't a real IQ test FYI and is just spitting out a random high number to make you refer more visitors to the site to look at the ads
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>mash random answers and click randomly
>IQ: 125
ayylmao
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What are some success stories about using feminism for pussy?
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>>39440527
there are none
orignaliyu brogolei
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>>39440527
you don't get pussy with feminism.
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>>39440527
I held out with a feminist chick. Went all of HS without fucking. Broke up twice, graduated, ended up as FWB eventually. By that point I knew feminism and everything associated with it was stupid bullshit. But I still got laid. It only took 4 years
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There are girls browsing this board right now
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>>39440514
No there aren't, unless you count trannies.
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Hey handsome what's going on
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>>39440514
I'm sorry OP, but no girl uses 4chan
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Get your (You)s here! 2017-09-01 04:20:03 Post No.39440506
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Get your (You)s here! 2017-09-01 04:20:03 Post No.39440506
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Hey there friendorini's!
Post in this thread according to these special instructions and earn a (You)!
All (You) gotta do is say one positive thing about yourself, something that makes you feel negative (sad, angery, scared, etc.), and then one thing you like about anything in the world! I'll start us off!
>I have been improving my guitar playing everyday
>the accumulating and growing debt (my own and a lot of other people's)
>Honey is literally liquid gold
So go ahead and post in here, and get yourself some (You)s! I'll try to be here as long as I can, but I if I ever stop replying, I hope that other anons will jump in to reply as well!
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It's hard to respond to this thread because I have to think.
> I've been doing really well at bike riding.
> I'm a lot more confident now but I'm still scared of girls.
> I like your thread! It's cute.
>>39440506
Nice, what style of music do you play?
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>>39440854
>It's hard to respond to this thread because I have to think
That's why I'm making these! So that positive thoughts will come easier to robots, or at least to break up the constant downpour of negative self-inflicted torturous thoughts. We'll try to get there someday!
grils are pretty intimidating, I agree with you there. But just try to remember that you don't REALLY have to communicate with them. Unless it's some kinda business/professional thing, but that's not s hard if you're thinking strictly professionally. And thanks for the compliment!
I like to play a lot of acoustic fingerstyle stuff, but I'm getting more into classical guitar.
Thanks fr posting!
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>>39440506
the positive thing shouldnt be taking so long to think but it is
>I dont feel like dying anymore.(yeah, this was the best I could think of after 5 minutes of thinking)
>The girl I have a crush on didnt look at me at a
all the last time we and other friends hanged out
>Rainbows, they are so rare, so I stare at them whenever I can.
Is it bad that I want (You)s, feelink kinda shallow expecting attention. Btw thanks anon for this thread.