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>tfw 5'4'', 4inch dick, babyface
I have three options:
a) give up on sex
b) go to the gym
c) turn into a sissy boy
Which one is the best?
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Give up on sex.
Fapping beats sex any day of the week.
Think about it, chicks nag, want your money, and will cheat on you.
Your hand does none of that.
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>>37593014
How cute are you?
This isn't unoriginal.
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A and B
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Why are normies so obsessed over snapchat streaks? What part of this is fun?
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>>37592845
a normie phoneposter that actually charges his battery
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What's the point of Snapchat? I used it like 3 times for nudes with my ex and then I uninstalled it.
Am I getting too old for this stuff? I'm 26.
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>>37592845
I've never had a streak before so I don't know
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>there are men with kids on r9k
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>Having children
Sucks to be them.
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>>37592809
Married normie with a 3yo over here.
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>>37592809
Daddo checking in.
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tell me about the first time you got hit in your balls
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i dun member but me boys has the at field now and the hips go fugfweeoo noopes like a transform to a belly dancers the split sec a ballistic blips the psychpube sonar
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>>37592672
Back in middle school a friend with ADHD went off his meds and kneed me in the crotch. Hurt, but it wasn't that hard so it could've been worse. We still hang out.
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>girls in primary school find out it hurts boys to get kicked in the groin
>they all go around kicking boys
>they aren't punished because "they didn't know what they were doing tee hee~!"
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>everytime I meet a guy for the first time
>tell him he looks a little bit like a young eminem
>except for one feature
>your nose is different
>your eyes are darker
>if you got a shorter haircut, if your nose was a little longer, if you were a little tiny bit taller
>except for that, you look a lot like a young eminem
>next time I see the guy
>"ayy it's eminem!"
>"I can't get over how much you look like him."
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>>37592603
why? are you retarded? or something ?
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>>37592745
Maybe. Hey, ya knowt? You kinda look like a young Eminem. You're not as tall as him, but... Hey Tony, c''mere Have a look at this guy. Look at him. Doesn't he kinda look like a young Eminem? I'm serious!
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>>37592603
Of I dyed my hair would I look like a young Eminem?
anyone here like baseball?
surely even your piece of shit dad took you to a game or two right?
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My mom listens to every game on the radio. All 162 of em. I can tell when they score because she screams and claps.
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Baseball is pretty much the only sport I like.
My favorite team is the LA Dodgers.
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>>37592562
I watch baseball. Not even American.
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"You said you wanted to be in the gang, pendejo. The first trial is you eat my culo. No backing out now. Now do it, idioto!"
wat do?
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>>37592507
Hide your shitty thread
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>idioto
aprede castellano primero you fucking marica
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>>37592507
Cooey Jeffrey!
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Who are your favorite mass murderers/ serial killers?
Mine are Eric and Dylan and Elliot.
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>>37592399
Mass shootings are the premature ejaculations of murder
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>>37592399
Pic related
>>37592425
Heh
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I think it's all fake.
I come to share my knowledge
I was a KHHV virgin 6 months ago. Today I fuck a new woman every week. Here is how I did it. 2017-06-09 02:24:34 Post No.37592349
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I was a KHHV virgin 6 months ago. Today I fuck a new woman every week. Here is how I did it.
I come to share my knowledge
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6 months ago I was a kissless handholding hugless virgin. My experience with women was limited to conversations with grocery store cashiers and telemarketers.
Today I fucked a new woman every week. How did I make this transformation?
I fuck and target Asian women. Asian women are willing to do anything to be with you if you are White. It doesn't matter if you have a speech impediment or are obese Asian women are down to get fucked by you. They are obsessed with White stuff and will literally do anything to please you.
repeat after and me follow my way of success
>I AM WHITE
>ASIAN WOMEN ARE EASY
>I WILL FUCK ASIAN WOMEN AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY
>I AM WHITE
>ASIAN WOMEN ARE EASY
>I WILL FUCK ASIAN WOMEN AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY
>I AM WHITE
>ASIAN WOMEN ARE EASY
>I WILL FUCK ASIAN WOMEN AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY
>I AM WHITE
>ASIAN WOMEN ARE EASY
>I WILL FUCK ASIAN WOMEN AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY
>I AM WHITE
>ASIAN WOMEN ARE EASY
>I WILL FUCK ASIAN WOMEN AND LOSE MY VIRGINITY
be free my friends
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don't respond to this shit bait
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At least make it less obvious that this is bait
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>>37592363
it is not bait you idiotic roastie
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Why haven't you joined the military yet, robots? It will treat you discipline, camaraderie, hard work and help transform your body. WELL?
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>>37592213
I've been thinking about it but it seems like a lot of work
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>>37593519
It is, that's why you should do it. That's the point.
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I will never ever understand why "straight" men do such homoerotic things around each other so often.
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Is it okay to see a psychiatrist even though you don't feel like there's anything seriously wrong with you?
I'm not horribly depressed or emotionally unstable, but I don't feel normal. I don't feel like I'm mentally at the same level as most people my age.
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>>37592136
first go to therapy, the terapist can say better than you if you need to see a psychiatrist
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>>37592189
Does seeing a therapist for a mental check up cost anything? Will insurance cover it?
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>>37592136
psychiatrists AND psychologists are memes by Dr Goldenshekelberg to take your shekels.
Pills don't help jack shit.
Unless you're just trying to get a diagnosis to get NEETbux, not worth it.
He'll just prescribe you 500$/month worth of pills.
But I suppose finding out what's wrong with you is alright.
Just don't become a regular.
/r9k/ this is your new fuck buddy.
Or are you scared?
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>>37592037
Does spider have puss puss?
If yes then sex
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>>37592037
Not scared.
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>>37592069
She is confirmed in universe to have both human and spider puss.
Take your pick.
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how do i make one of those threads where sissies post anime pictures and doms try to hit us up
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not like this you dumb slut
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wow this sounds like a great thread to shill for telegram
t.me/boypussy
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>>37591811
>not like this you dumb slut
ok
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I'll be homeless tomorrow.
Anybody fucking know any good shelters in Florida?
Or maybe can help end my suffering ifyouknowhatImean?
I'm too pussy to do something painful but if you have a tier2 archery weapon I can borrow it will help ifyouknowhatImean.
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>>37591551
how'd you become homeless
greentext
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>>37591551
>tier2 archery weapon
What?
Anyways, you should just whore out your body to earn a bit of cash.
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>>37591551
florida is too wild to sleep outside as a homeless man
are you sure you don't have relatives or friends? whom you could ask to stay with?
If don't just ask some hobos man and move out to another city i guess ,if you have an ID or documents take them with you
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>tfw you will never know what it's like to feel up a cute girl's firm, round, well-shaped supple ass
I just want this experience once.
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>>37591531
That ass is nice.
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>>37591531
You can do that at strip clubs.
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>inb4 brap posters