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yeah, I'll take the bullet.

bullet please gf wont fix my life

20 years is a long ass time, so that one

>this continues throughout the whole 13 hour day
>whenever I'm unsure about something or need to ask about something it results in a few minutes of getting screamed at
>on our way to the 9th drop out of 10
>"look out the window to see if there's anything coming"
>"yes there is a car coming wait a second"
>"WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING SIGNAL THAT WE'RE PULLING OUT?"
>so it's my fault that a car is coming is it?
>that was the last straw for me
>"stop speaking to me like that"
>he looks at me like I've got two heads
>"like what?"
>"screaming your head off at me for every little thing, whether it's in my control or not, you've been treating me like that all day and I'm not ok with it"
>"what did you just say?"
>"I said I'm not ok with it"
>he looks dead at me
>"what are you going to do about it?"
>at this point I'm actually afraid, we're on some rural road with nothing around and there was nothing I could do
>he turns around silently and keeps driving
>I start tearing up
>cover my face and try to play it off as being tired
>do final drop and maintain composure
>hold it together for the 2 hour drive home
>as soon as I get back to the yard I jump on my motorbike and go, don't go to the debrief or anything
>get back home and cry my eyes out

I honestly don't know what to do, I'm not sure I even want to go back after all the abuse I had to suffer today

>>37598932
Is this supposed to be an NF general?

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>>37598932
Talk to your boss and tell him you cant do the job with that maniac...

I feel bad for you anon.. here have a pepe

I just dont want to anymore. I have always been expected to be happy and care free but the more i try and be happy the more i get mad about it.

because I don't need to

Give me a reason to smile

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>>37598848
When you watch a movie, do you spend 90 minutes worrying about the credits?

Just enjoy it while you can, faggot

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What's its like to go to sleep and never wake up?

Well what's it like to wake up from never going to sleep?

Thats when you were born.

Enjoy the ride of suffering

>>37598918
That picture implies that consciousness exists outside human form

Is it possible that we ll wake up again after death?

>>37598833
he should have shoot up a school.

>>37598856
Well I guess he was too old to kill his classmates.

>>37598833
Fantastic. I really needed a new shooter with a big online footprint. Pretty low score though.

>>37598767
>have speech impediment

Explain

>>37598805
I kent spek no weal

>>37598813
Being scottish doesnt mean you have a speech impediment though

>>37598703
Just invite her over and get her really drunk. Then just start fucking her (with or without consent it doesnt matter) to show her your dick is better than Chad's.

>>37598703
>Stay out of orbit, but remain friendly toward her

lmao you fucked yourself over

Just point out you advantages againt thunderdick, make her pussy secretly wet invite to party share some drinks start talking at her being very open the OP picture comes tru

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i dont really like porn either.

i'm the guy who blows his load to the first 5 minutes of a porn (when their clothed and foreplaying) and peace out.

I agree OP, porn is complete crap. Watching paid whores fucking or looking at a cartoon some virgin autist drew is just pathetic and depressing.

I'm a girl (female) and I can't get into irl/3d porn. I can for real only get off to doujins if I wanna masturbate to porn, honestly!

I wish I had a chance to go to a place like that.

Hiki is a mental disorder.

>>37598593
my parents just sent me into sports pretty seriously. i became chad after a few years. still get episodes of anxiety, fantasizing about weird shit, and hating everybody like a good little edgy faggot, but i can always go back to friends, my wife, a fun job, i can travel etc.

have no way of comparing but if you don't learn to be functional now i'm guessing you'll regret it. even if you're born to be mentally retarded and alone you'll never know what life would be like if you had looked for a place to fit in. socializing and sharing your life with people are skills like anything else.

>>37598769
What are you doing here you normie piece of shit?

>>37598569
How many do you earn to get ready to work at 3?

>>37598653
probley a over night stocker at a store.

Knew a guy who worked in a lab that came to work at that time.

I've always worked night shifts since I had the opportunity to. Love watching normies scuttle to work in the morning when I am just getting home.

Love being an observer to the hustle and bustle but not a part of it.

It's fun but if you're in a bad place in your life it can bring out your worst fears and insecurities and manifest them into a horrible trip.
I haven't tripped in a while though.

>>37598602
Ever have any bad trips?
Only had one and it was terrible but definitely manageable even tho I was in public

>>37598564
Really great, makes anything fun. Even bad trips are informative, you just have to remind yourself (I keep a piece of paper near myself) that you are on drugs and nothing bad can happen unless you get paranoid, but you don't get paranoid, because you have the paper to remind you (inb4 "OMG but what if you would think it was faked or smtg" that's not how drugs work, you just get high not crazy)

Just don't do it more than once every two weeks, preferably once a month. It makes your brain into a sponge, just ruins the experience and builds up tolerance fast as fuck

>>37598502
people always talk how missionary is the least lewd position but that kind of missionary is the lewdest thing

it's the best tho

>Fembot thread
>Lewd op

I wonder who's behind this

>>37598502
>Robots: just do your beta thing
Don't mind if I do

Femanons, reminder that you are all beautiful and lovely human beings

>>37598478
>26 khv
>no friends

It's Friday morning in the US and I'm teetering on the edge of suicide.

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i always wanted to try being a femboy but i waited too long and now my hairline is receding

and ive spent the past 8 years working at arby's

>>37598478
Still incredibly despondent over my oneitis breaking up with me.

On the plus side, I have been eating healthier and exercising and have lost fat and noticed increased muscle mass, so thats cool. Even my face looks better because of less fat.

Trying to improve my life, possibly to try and get the ex back but even if that doesn't happen it will improve things for me.

Waiting for the next semester to start, transferring to my old university and gonna get an apartment so I am not out in the boonies with my parents and nothing to do, will be around old friends and (coincidentally) near the ex.
Worried about my dads health though, he is in his early 80's and not doing the best on some days, heart issues and parkinsons, but atleast his mind is still good.

Stop watching TV
Stop going to /pol/
Stop talking to people

>>37598447
start arguing more, it helped me out when I went from trump to national socialism to just accusing everyone of being a jew. Eventually I figured out politics were nothing more than a big dick contest of turning on each other the most

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>>37598447
Realize that knowing stuff about politics won't get you far in life anyway. You can even work as a janitor and be more down to Earth than if you're a 20 something y/o neet alt-righter.

Here's a video of Putin doing it

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/dec/16/the-gunslinger-gait-of-vladimir-putin-walk-video
Guys it fucking works

>>37598430
my left arm is a bit inactive so it barely move during walking.

does that mean I'm a natural chad :O

This only works if you have a gun to shoot the people who will laugh at you