>qt cashier is nice with me
>i fell in love with her
im a loser lads
She's just doing her job man.
>>37599658
>Falling for the 3D pussy jew
no you're a retard
>>37599658
THIS IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST
IT'S OVER LAD
A-am I Chad now?
>>37599558
No, that's beta.
>>37599558
>You're a dick
>Somehow still intrigued
That's pretty Chad, bro. Don't mess it up
>>37599558
That bitch ugly should have left her ass on read from the beginning
What is it about dicks that makes them look so yummy?
>>37599469
>What is it about dicks that makes them look so yummy?
forced perspective
The fact that you are fucking gay, that's it.
there's just something about uncut dicks that make them really visually appealing
Starting today, I am going to improve my life.
good luck with that, anon. wish you the best
you cant escape /r9k/
No, you're not. Now back to loneliness.
>Literally everyone having sex
>Somehow there are still virgins
Genuinely curious, how does this happen?
Will you have sex with me?penis
fuck off normie
get off the fucking board
Only top percentile is having sex , now fuck off retard
If you prefer chicken flavor to shrimp you are a normie and have bad taste.
oriental > pork > beef > creamy chicken > shrimp > chili > chicken > lime shrimp > chicken mushroom
>eating cheap gook food
Kys
>>37599385
Pork is the best and you're a goddamn retard if you disagree
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to /pol/ tomorrow
>>37599376
>Some of you guys are alt-right don't go to /pol/ice tomorrow
This place is filled to the brim with Normie's.
I bet cash most of them cant even browse there without getting triggered
>>37599376
Some of you guys are alright, don't go at the store tomorrow...oh wait I'm already dead
who is this ashleyanon i see in every thread?
don't care, but a nice improvement over the steven universe one
he's an annoying attentionwhoring faggot
just ignore him so that maybe he goes away someday
>>37599192
dunsel hes a fucking faggot that avatar fagged for a long ass time I thought he killed himself unlucky he didn't
What do you do in your spare time to forget about the loneliness?
I have been trying transition into being a gym rat lately. I just want a female to smile at me.
Loneliness is all I had
>>37599170
I have conversations with inanimate objects. I give them names,backstory, and personality. I remember them better than people nowadays.
Does anyone eIse on here ever get envious of female sexuality?
l don't think l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels Iike biology and my body have betrayed me.
>>37599121
This is my favorite b8, I r8 it 8/8 m8
>>37599121
You still haven't explained why you're not pumping your prostate for multitudinous mind-blowing orgasms. And no, "there's poo there" doesn't count because enemas are a thing.
What kind of vibrator is that? Looks interesting
Reminder that you are not a robot if you don't prefer dark chocolate over any other types of chocolate
>>37599114
fuck off. dark chocolate is the worst chocolate since it tastes bitter. go suck on some nigger cock
Objectively, white chocolate isn't that bad
Also dark chocolate is too fucking bittersweet, Fuck outta here with that shit
>>37599129
>>37599134
Get the fuck off my board you retarded double digit IQ normalfags
>white chocolate
not even chocolate
Is this the new normie trend? I've noticed this shit is really popular and apparently half a can is enough to get someone drunk as fuck. What is in this shit?
Alcoholic energy drinks
I heard they can be dangerous, I thought they quit selling them
This was super popular like 5 years ago OP. Get with the times old man
>new
tbo
and dbo
>everyone eIse has had more sex than me
>>37599022
Good observation you fucking retard
>>37599022
>eIse
you have to stop being this unoriginal, shitbag.
>>37599022
how do you have less sex than 0
Anyone else tired of the 'fakeness' of today?
Like everywhere I go I see fake smiles, fake laughs and people holding fake beliefs
Celebrities never do anything good unless they get their sweet bux
People don't even believe in the things they themselves do anymore, like it's all a lie, some performance where everyone is secretly an actor
Anyone else? Can't be just me right?
Nigga, society has always been a facade
I feel like people like us are part of some grand universal experiment, or perhaps it was a mistake, but we're completely out of tune with the so-called "normies". I believe a large portion of robots have autism, more towards the high functioning aspergers end of the spectrum. Thus we cannot naturally fit into "normie" society. Our attempts to fit in are mocked and laughed at, often to the point of where we just give up trying to fit in at all.
There are unwritten social rules guiding normies interactions with each other, they follow specific patterns, they're predictable and that's important for society to function. Then you have a robot, who is largely unpredictable because they either cannot or will not follow the social rules that the normies are bound to. They are outcast because of this unpredictability, they're not part of the "normie" tribe.
Do we try to play along with a game that was rigged against us from the start, or do we try to live life on our own terms?
>>37599007
I started to be completely honest and call people out on their fake shit, I am a social retard anyways so I decided to behave like this to people to vent out my anger.
Most people hate me to the guts, but it's priceless telling a female coworker how much of a hypocrite they are, their tries to rationalize is hilarious.
Also a few people actually like me now.
Are there even any khhv on here anymore?
>be 31 khhv
>no light at the end of the tunnel
I got my wizard's hat a few months ago
not all its cracked up to be desu
still a virgin, and have never held hands with anyone or shared a romantic kiss with anyone yet
>>37598955
Just turned 20, still khhv, Im heading down the wrong path arent i