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why do people orbit? whats the point
>watch this, im gonna give this chick 1000 dollars while i let chad fuck her
wat...

>>37603768
discorded is IRC for retarded generation Y children

dunno what else to tell you, nobody worth interacting with uses it

>>37603768
>joining a server full of autistic neets who orbit anything that breathes

>not joining a server of autistic nazis instead

I'm just worried how it'll age over time. Implants don't change and age like the rest. There's chance you'll end up an unsalvageable monster.

>>37603760
Nerve damage terrifies me. I'm somewhat ugly but do well enough where I'm not convinced it's necessary. Also that money would be better spent in the market or upgrading my wardrobe, imo.

You can achieve those results by not being a lazy fucking slob and actually doing exercise. No need for surgery

Also, I'm sure this thread gets created daily

>>37603715
well, at least you won't have any competition - whale fishing is banned in my country.

She doesn't have any facial piercings.

She could be fatter.

>>37603645
Bob's Burgers

simpsons s1-s10

>>37603659
shittiest fucking show ive ever seen
no wonder it got cancelled lol
terrible show

>>37603604
Don't worry about it.
Black women are herpes infested anyway. Go flip a coin, was it heads?, BAM! Herpes.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/healthdisparities/africanamericans.html
Its just not safe, under any circumstances, to touch black women.

>>37603716
But they're sexy. How am I supposed to resist?

>>37603956
By picking safer women to fuck.
Try asians they're the safest and tighter.

>>37603592
youre asking advice from a bunch of people who may not have spoken to someone their age in over a week.

Just lie to one of them and tell them you can't make it

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>>37603626
I CANT TELL THE PRETTY ONE IM BUSY, OUR CONVERSATION STAGNATED AND IF I DO THAT IT'S OVER

I CAN'T TELL THE SEX ONE IM BUSY, SHE SHARES MY INTERESTS AND PLANNED A WHOLE PERSONALIZED NIGHT WITH ME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>hehe... I'll make my fellow robots paranoid... the master ruseman.. haha

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Semen smells like bleach. Not squid.

>>37603542
Old cum smells fishy. Fresh cum smells like bleach.

>tfw cracked copy

yo does anyone had some login info? i had 2 accounts (me and my sister) and I can't get into either of them

>>37603420
Make it so, lad.
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

>>37603305
Smoktech TF V8 on an Alien

>>37603305
Not trying to come across as a prick or anything but why vape in the first place?

Smoktech TF V8 on a GX350

is there a way to convince idiot ex-robots and other desperate guys not to worship women? and to try to think of themselves as equals to them? i really don't think so

>>37603284
Women sure are immature selfish narcissist. Truly inferior to men intellectually, behaving like animals unable to control their emotions nor use sense.

>>37603381
People who are desperate for affection and willing to put another person on a pedestal are beyond hope desu~

I would get a heart attack and die

>be as humble as now
>let no one know I won a lottery
>get a gf who loves me for who I am (inb4 good meme)
>be rich together

>>37603234
i'd buy a better computer, a better place to live and play for the rest of my life

>>37603214
you sound unbearably annoying

>>37603218

That's not very nice, please elaborate.

If/when i become an hero i plan on getting a shit ton of drugs, getting fucked up, and just suck start a shotgun

>>37603201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuYNidNgQic

>>37603255
pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjJFew4atww

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37603152
Looks like a bucket list of some sort.

100 Reasons Not to Kill Yourself.

As told by a roastie.

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>>37603196
ding ding ding, why are normalfags so fucking oblivious. well adjusted people genocide when?

>>37603071
Ttippity Toppity Kekitty

>>37603071
Honestly if he was real about what he was saying he wouldn't get mad at you
Your entire concept of justice and right and wrong changes if you truly disregard free will as a fallacy

>>37603144
no it doesn't

if free will doesn't exist and you don't believe in free will but you get made when you are punched in the face all it says is that our moral sense is innate and beyond free choice. getting mad at someone who punches you does not have to be an abstract judgement of character, it's a very simple threat detection and survival technique. whether free will exists or not it makes sense that humans would punish murderers for example, because it is the rational response of self preservation.

determinism means there's only one way to think, it doesn't mean we are retarded or stop thinking altogether.