Who are some professional Internet females celebreties you give money to?
Taylor Swift
Not original 66874$68
>giving money to anyone
>>37611330
I mean at least she actually does a thing that isn't beg for attention.
Hey big bro, Jamal and Tyrone wants to show me the Eiffel Tower, I'll see you later
>>37611204
>Eiffel Tower
Euphenisms never get boring
>>37611204
I don't have a sister stupid dummy dumb head Xd
This is what's wrong with today's society, girls who we, polite and respectful white men deserve, fall for the stupid and disrespectful niggers. All women are whores and deserve death.
> going to coffeeshop saturday night with a girl from tinder
> shes a model
> im like 40lbs heavier than in my pics
How do I salvage this? I'm 6'2, and quite muscular and broad shouldered. Any good first date conversations?
pic unrelated
im serious guys
bump
it starts with r and ends with pic related
Don't worry OP. She's probably 80lbs heavier than her pic (if the pic is even of her)
I want to stop being a NEET. How do I get a job?
>>37611066
Any supermarket will take you.
I've been applying everywhere with no luck for months
>>37611066
Really? the computer you're on is the greatest resource for getting a job
you can look for an agency or go on craigslist or something
>tfw dad has millions in his bank account but every time I ask him for money he says "you gotta earn it"
what a greedy fuck
I literally have NOTHING while he has at least 10 millions of dollars in his bank account. FUCK HIM
>>37611014
You'll probably inherit it anyways.
sounds like you could use some SOCIALISM
>>37611014
he didn't get rich by giving out money anon.
Is Alice in Chains /r9k/ approved?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tY89lygNYTA
yes, lane was a real robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBB2OS4IoTs
>>37610928
Layne did seem to be a robot deep down, despite that he had a hot gf
>>37610881
absolutely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTv9Lt5WYs
>tfw starting college at 29 and all my peers will be 17-18
Will it even be possible to make friends?
>when the teenagers look upon you from a greater social height with pity and disgust
I'll be 24 lad, slightly know that feel
I can pass as 18 aesthetically but I'm worried I won't fit in whatsoever. The only upside is that we're equally naive and inexperienced when it comes to real life
>>37610796
I dont think age would make any difference
How can I swallow the heightpill? I'm 5'8.
>>37610737
>5'8"
>Complaining about height
You are a weak piece of shit.
Swallow loads not pills.
>5'4
ima just take the hrt pill anon
depression thread
come here and talk about it or just try to have a nice conversation with other anons
>i just want to be loved
>>37610548
How do I stop loving someone? I want to move on from her; I don't think she loves me anymore. (or did she ever?) If I were to get news of her dating someone else it would completely destroy me. Just thinking about it hurts. I wouldn't be able to go through something like that. Please someone teach me how to stop loving someone.
I'm ugly with no real positive discernible traits. I'm afraid of anything and everything. I'm too timid and anxious to live life like a normal person. I haven't had a friend since I was a child, and I still don't understand how to make friends as an adult. My inferiority complex has convinced that everyone else is too good for me. I have nothing that makes me stand out as a diserable partner or friend, so I don't even bother out of fear of wasting someone time or hurting myself. I have no hobbies, talents , or motivation. I live in my mother's basement and scroll through 4chan all day.
I wanted to believe I was just held back by shyness but I know better, I'm an abominable person inside and out. I'm a mediocre, lazy peice of human garbage with aspergers
>>37610548
I just want to kill myself cause I can't stand the boredom. how can people stand their miserable lives??
I think about my dad. Yes he has money, a house and stuff but for what??
He has never done anything remarkable.
Is the electric car some Jewish conspiracy??
Why do people think this thing is actually ((((green)))).
What are your opinions on brainwashed ((((climate change)))) sheep and their ((((green)))) electric cars?
>>37610422
I don't know for sure but the oil could be fucking up the ground making it impossible to grow shit but the mine might just be tearing up a desert area where nothing can even grow.
That mine where lithium is extracted is also used to extract shitloads of copper, it's main product. Also it's in the middle of the desert in fucking nowhere.
>>37610422
Hi Boris :)
Do girls like being complimented on their buttholes?
girls like being complimented on every last square centimeter of their bodies
but you wouldn't mind someone saying you've got a perky anus either
>>37610374
If they're into butt stuff, probably.
I tell my girlfriend she has a beautiful ass when we're doing it doggy style, and she's indifferent. Not into that.
Tee bee anon you sure are swell!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
ohohoho what did I mean by this lol?
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anonnnnnnnn come get a snifffy!!!!!!
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Chad likes my stinky doodle--PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Have you cleaned your room yet?
Have you sorted yourself out yet?
Have you read Jung yet?
Have you followed Dr. Petersons self help authoring guide?
>>37610358
fuck off faggot, I will rip your throat out and shit down your neck so far that Jordan Peterson's thinking will feel it.
>>37610358
Jung? Heh, I gave up on pseudoscience a long time ago. I primarily read history.
Rooms always clean because i don't do anything.
Nope, trying though.
Who?
No, guy's based though so maybe I should.
how does it feel to be part of a dying breed, robots?
gone are the days when a man could prove his worth by being a steady provider or by being a "good guy"
ugly men are obsolete. this is the future. as i type this women are choosing mates, and an ugly man is her last choice, even compared to a broke abuser.
the reality is natural selection is phasing out the same genetics that would have gotten a man by in the past.
welcome to the future. there is no hope.
there's so much free or near free entertainment. pornography, shows, video games, etc. This is the best time to be alive for non chads. the future will be even better with virtual reality and such.
The strong survive and the weak die. That's been true of all species for all time.
Beta-males have always been weeded out throughout history, by not getting to breed and pass their genes on. Women, even "fembots", are all the same and only desire men that they perceive both consciously and subconsciously to be the strongest.
The worst events to happen in this world have been both of the world wars. After that time, up until even the 90's or so, beta males had a chance to sneak in and pass on their genes, especially during the baby boom which killed off many alpha males that otherwise would've bred with the women.
Weakness produces weakness though, which is why we are here today... products of several generations worth of beta males. But it ends here, because there's no longer any crisis that would allow beta males to breed.
>>37610427
Agreed. I'm fine with the social norm today. Free reign to fuck right out of society. I put on a nromie act at work, come home, drink, shitpost, play Dark Souls, wank, and nobody is the wiser. If the world leaves me alone, I'm not fulfilled, but I'm at least content enough.
Maybe I won't ever kiss a girl, but fuck it, whatever. I'm not even all that interested anymore; entertainment's a lot more...well, entertaining.
*blocks your path*
H-hey desu...I've been watching you...I'm r-really shy and I've been wanting to get to know you b-better...
what do/say
>>37610287
*blocks your path*
*farts*
>>37610287
that's really sweet :) sure i'd like that.
what's your name?
Suck my dick and I wont tell anyone that you're a stalker.
ITT: Childhood Feels
>Taking care of chao in sonic games
>>37610263
being happy origino
>Mom coming home drunk every night at midnight to 2am
>Mom beating us when she got upset, even if it wasn't our fault
>Mom passed out foaming at the mouth on Christmas eve