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yesterday some wageslave posted a vent of his life in manual labor and a web developer who works from home responded to him about how comfy his life was.

this was the photo he used. Anyone know how a regular robot can aspire to these levels of income while working in conditions they set for themselves at home?
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bump. Please anons, is there information on this?
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Invest in crypto.

Dont fall for the pump/dump scams (EX. DGB, bitbean etc)
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At this point it's just buy Ether (or btc) and hold it, like he probably did. The earlier you get in the less you need to invest but it's still comparatively early days. I made my first and only buy of ETH 12 days ago, at around 185usd each. That ETH is worth 73% more today.

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there is hope, manlets

orig just in casoes
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the average russian height back then was probably 5'5"
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>>37612122
>5'8
It feels good to know I'm at least a normal human height, it's not tall for a guy but it's not short either, and it fun being girl size and a girly little cumslut bitch, 5'8 for a girl however is getting a bit too tall there.
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>>37612168
5'8-5'11 is perfect girl height for me.
Anything shorter is like dating a kid, and I feel like a pedophile.

t. 6'4

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I need your help Robots,

I hate this fucking place. I hate the fucking smell, I hate what I've become. I want out. The only way out is to get laid right? Well we all fucking know that isn't happening. But I have a plan

Robots, how do I find out who in my local cemetery has breast implants? I'm too big of a pussy for necro, but silicone is forever right? I think if I find a skeleton with some implants I might be able to take them home and have my way with them.

Robots please, I need out
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Why don't you try to get laid?
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>>37612011
lmao nigga
just buy a onahole >>>/jp/
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>>37612029
It's not the same. It's not a real woman

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>tfw hate capitalism for cucking 99% of humanity but don't want to be a left wing libcuck

Why does politics have to be so hard?
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Join the Nazbol side anon. One day the left-wing will wake and realise fascism (with some tweaks) is the greatest ally the working class and everyone else has in destroying (((capitalism))) and all the evil it has created.
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>>37612022
dumb communist retard read a book you waste of oxygen
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>>37612088
muh adam smiths muh markets

> wake up
> look at the mirror
> see this
wat do you do?
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>>37611828
dye my hair black. check my height.
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>>37611828
get blacked ASAP
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>>37611828
Fuck a nigger, as that is clearly how I earn my living if I look like that.

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Have you ever gotten a vagina job?
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>>37611780
>vagina job
So...sex?
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>>37611795
You could call it that.
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no but it looks like it would feel really good
>>37611795
sort of, it's when a girl jacks off your dick with her pussy

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I was outside today and there was so many pretty girls. it's sad I'll never get one for myself but it was nice to see them all at least.
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>>37611536
iktf. so many beautiful girls around (college town, half the population is under 30), and i am so cut off from them. I'd like to be a part of the world that interacts with them, but I have no idea where to start.
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>>37611571
>>37611536
this tbqh, its original
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>before: see a pretty girl and think "wow, she's cute. I wonder if I should try talking to her."

>later: see a pretty girl, get depressed and think "she'd never be interested in someone like me."

>now: see a pretty girl, get a little horny and think "I could overpower her and rape her and she couldn't do a damn thing to stop me. They can arrest me but they can't unrape her."

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ask a drunk as fuck girl anything
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Tits or gtfo? Originaldinho
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>>37611529
Post picks and discord babe
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>>37611529
how was your last poo

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Why are Western Millennial Men retreating from Society towards Video Games?
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>>37611517

Society:
>Better get to work, wagecuck!
>What do you mean our baby looks too dark? What are you accusing me of? I'm getting a divorce, and you better pay child support for the next 18 years for Chads - I mean, our - baby!
>Didn't pay your TV licensing fees? Expand your anus for Mustafa, anon!

Video Games:
>None of the above things
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dreamers don't fight, they dream
so chads run amok in reality creating a society that is basically unlivable in any kind of dignified and pleasurable sense shitting their beds so hard that even they are starting to notice the stink
and they have to stop just short of actually murdering the beta dreamers because of pesky laws
so the dreamers create virtual fantasies of such phantasmagorical appeal that even the chads start to fall into them
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>remove incentives for a group
>group changes behaviour to respond to lack of incentives

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Get in here, you weirdos.
Describe your interests and discuss
>into dogs
>femanon
>still a kv though
>sadface.gif
>currently slightly attention whoring
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>>37611483
>femanon
>still a kv though
you must be a hamplanet.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

originality
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>>37611483
ew please do not lewd innocent doggos plz thx

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What's for dinner robots 06/9
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holy shit how FAT are u lad
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>>37611474
Hey dinner-anon, did you ever eat French ?
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I consumed 1600 calories, can't eat a thing else today.
fuck my life lads, I'm losing weight and feel better. Maybe I'll get a gf? People treat me different now at the register but I still desire a gf very bad.

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>tfw reached 1600 calories today
>can't eat anything else
>can only consume water from here on out
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>>37611434
You can do it, OP. Just bee yourself.
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i can easily live off 800 calories a day if i wanted to. im eating 3500 a day to put on weight at the moment its hard to force food down my throat but its getting easier
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>>37611813
>>37611434
You better be lifting brahs originaldoo

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who /stalker/ here?

>want to stop but cant
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>being so individually dull you have to pay attention to someone else all the time
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Nobody else?

ORIGINAL POST
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i like checking their twitter and instagram when i am bored

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What were the early 2000s like, robots? I was too young at the time to remember much of it.
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>>37611325
They were shit. I had no friends and my family was alternately abusive and distant.
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the internet was better, everything else was just about as shitty as now.
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>>37611325
It was v comfy. A nice time to be a robot since you weren't exposed to the toxic shit like today. Far less red pills, less piss bottles, more gaming. I thank god every day I wasn't born 5 years later. Never would've escaped.

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This little asshole keeps eating through my fence. Trips decides what I do with him
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build a fence around him
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>>37611311
Mix pepper seeds and vinegar in a bottle and spray it around the area. Or give the dog some really strong edibles
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>>37611387
I like to feed him cheese sticks, his owners don't feed him

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