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>dreamt that my little sis catched a fever that got worse and worse and no one was there for her
>wake up
>call parents
>ask if she is alright
>mom tells me she feels a bit under the weather
My mom told me its gonna be alright but I cant shake this feeling of uneasiness off, convince me not to drive 360km right now to see her
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>>37620751
You'd just make it worse. When was the last time you ever actually made anything better?
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>>37620751
Go see her arktart
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>>37620779
This. Let Chad deal with this.
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No cheating boys. Lets see the gays
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well i checked
>girl
>girls
>fembots
>fembot
>girlfriend
>femanon
>femanons
>women
>woman
>gf
>no gf
>female
>females
>tinder
>omegle
>snapchat
>discord
>steam
>virgin
>boi
>boypussy
>boipucci
>white boy
>white boys
>white people
>whiteys
>tyrone
>nigger
>blacked
>black
>BBC
>roastie
>oneitis
>university
>uni
>trump
>hillary
>cuck
>she
>ciara
>eliza
>tfw no
>chad
>stacy
>trap
>traps
>wagie
>wagecuck
>aya
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>>37620743
you must have like three posts a day here
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>>37620644
Here ya go, lad.origami
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Best day of this year for me 2017-06-10 01:00:17 Post No.37620632
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Best day of this year for me
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Just found pic related in my mom's phone tought i could share (obviously i edited it)
I fapped to it
wish i wasn't her son so i could fuck her ass
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>>37620632
no (you)'s for me huh
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ur mom is fukn T H I C C bruv
would gladly pork ur mum
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thiccccccccccccccccc good pic
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Does anyone eIse on here ever get envious of female sexuality?
l don't think l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>>37620471
yeah but at the same time
>periods
>period cramps
>you have to worry about all that pregnant bullshit
>smaller body
>easier to be raped/abused/beaten etc
>male prostitutes are more expensive
>you need a lot more work to enjoy yourself,, proper porn, dildos etc
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Get yourself a fetish and edge for an hour or so if you wanna have a good orgasm
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Nah men still beat women at that if you do butt stuff. I once had this crazy black chick shove her fingers up my asshole while she rode me and I guarantee the orgasm was more intense than what most women will ever experience.
I genuinely thought I was about to have a heart attack.
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Who else here /ill/
Fucking help me im in so much pain i swear im fuckinh paralyzed from the waist down. My spine hurts and when i cough my throat burns. Please help lads im in so much pain.
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You taking anything for the pain? What's wrong with your throat?
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pray for a healing maybe
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anon justsee a doctor
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Mummy May is always watching edition
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First for another election before the year is out.
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>>37620393
2nd for JUST FUCKING END IT ALL
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nth for disallowing ALL female posts in this thread
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normies dont exist
they dont have a soul. they dont have free will. they dont independently or critically think. they are not sentient
they are LITERALLY human npc's. theyre like a physical manifestation of what we imagine a human should be, but they themselves arent actually real people. their a physical manifestation of real human being's imagination. neurotypical people ARENT REAL PEOPLE, they are npc's with human flesh and a human body
imagine we're in world of warcraft, and you can move your character around and do stuff. normies are like that too, but their brain is an ai, they arent real human beings
its so odd listening to them talk. like i hear them speak in counterstrike sometimes, they dont exist.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie
all women arent real, and so are most normie males
they're npc's. they are not real
>In such a being as the absolute female there are no logical and ethical phenomena, and, therefore, the ground for the assumption of a soul is absent. - Otto Weininger
they are our collective imagination in physical form, you guys
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>>37620301
I've often thought about this. But does including myself as a non-npc make me arrogant?
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>>37620301
I like this thread, have a bump
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i am trully alone
there is no one in my life right now
>i dont have a single friend that gives a crap about me
>they only use me for what i have to offer
>no gf
>me and my parents dont really get along
I am basically a walking husk of a human being , i only eat shit drink sleep,work at home and masturbate the whole day
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How do you work at home
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>>37620279
I'll be your friend anon, want to play a steam game?
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>>37620279
How can you control and recollect yourself enough to work from home?
I've been trying and failing to do so for years.
I can't even manage to fucking write my resume at home, I write 3 lines and then I'm off to youtube, 4chan or a news site.
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What do you usually eat for breafast, lunch and dinner robots?
I'm curious just how deep the /r9k/ rabbit hole goes
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I don't eat regular meals. What I eat later in the day depends on how much I ate earlier in terms of calories.
Usually I snack during the day and then eat dinner, with no real breakfast or lunch.
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OP's drink
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>>37620250
Why do Brits always look like they're in pain?
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Any tips on acquiring and maintaining a Tulpa?
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Just a lot of dedication.
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YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>>/trash/9748144
If you've got the time and dedication you should at least try it.
Cabin-Anon
A robots birthday-party 2017-06-10 12:25:50 Post No.37620182
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Comfy thread.
Hey, feeling alone and in the need for some company? Get in here. Comfy thread.
I'm turning 24 today, and I have escaped to my mom's cabin in the mountains to be alone for the entire weekend.
Music:
Lo-Fi, or mellow vaporwave/mall-soft genre. Here's a collection of mixes:
>Sleepless nights - lo-fi hip/hop
>26:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUWXqa1w1Q
>Get some rest - lo-fi hip/hop
>30:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLEOwgm7OUQ
>Starfunkle: a mixtape from Japan
>45:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4s-hxY80pA
>Love Hurts - lo-fi hip/hop
>46:25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOOExbte2c
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If you're more in the mood for more relaxed and jazzy tunes, I recommend these mixes from youtube:
> Godot - Fragrance of Dark Coffee
>58:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KRIMASing
>Ryo Fukui - Scenery 1976 (FULL ALBUM)
>41:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrr3dp7zRQY
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Happy birthday anon. Hope you have a good time.
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>>37620342
Thank you, anon. I hope you're doing well wherever you are.
What's the highlight of your weekend thus far?
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Have you ever kissed your sister on the lips /r9k/?
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All sisters deserve to be gently kissed after a night of watching movies together
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quite often, not a big deal though since we mostly did it when we were around 7-12, its mostly just a sign of affection here and not neccesarily has to be romantic. I mean we even kiss each others cheeks when greeting someone you respect around here
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Kiss Your Sister, /r9k/. She's waiting.
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>2017
>He doesn't live with a hot milf rent and food free in exchange for hot steamy SEX
Are you an actual retard?
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I'm dating a 37 y/o who still gets ID'd for alcohol
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>>37620071
This is my dream anon. Milfs have been interested in me before but they were ugly so I didn't reciprocate.
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>>37620101
HOW TO MEET MILFS PLZ RESPOND
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it
Dear A,
I miss you. I know it's not been that long since we last spoke, but knowing that things can never go back, knowing that I'm probably not going to hear from you again, it hurts.
A big part of me hates you because I think you're probably the worse thing that ever happened to me. But I still need to know that you're okay.
-J
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Dear Emily
Fuck you for cheating. I never did anything wrong to you.
I regret wasting years of my life on you.
But at least it was a learning exercise.
-R
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Dear M
I can't believe you lied to me that entire time when you knew that you were the only person I trusted.
I can't trust people anymore, fuck you but I still miss you.
-C
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>>37620212
Hi C,
Would you mind sharing your story?
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Didn't think that straight up saying that you aren't looking for something serious would work but apparently it does, I got five numbers in the past two days, one girl came over for netflix and chill the same evening, pretty amazing
Anyone sharing stories?
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>>37620010
> Didn't think that straight up saying that you aren't looking for something serious would work
Where the fuck do you think you were?
Tinder is literally just for shagging.
What you did is like me going into McDonalds, asking for a burger, and being surprised that I was given one.
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>>37620026
sometimes im surprised that they call the things they give me a burger tho
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give me an example of a good tinder bio