>i don't want to hire an escort because i want to save my weiner for the girl i'll love
reminder that unless you are a teenager this excuse is nothing but shit
it will only make you see sex as something exoteric and unknown with serious consequences on your attitude and social life
i don't want to hire an escort cause i dont want STDs
>>37621709
they'll put a condom on your weiner don't worry
What are the prices around your area?
Here in slovenia is around 60-70 eurfor half hour or 100 eur one hour..
You married Ysolda, didn't you?
>he gets married
>playing skyrim
and no, Sylgja is the only cute vanilla girl eligible for marriage desu
Nah m8, Camilla was a qt and she had a nice voice.
Alan Watts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f74O75F3XM4
Enja
https://youtu.be/t8tkX_MNoZI?t=1m48s
who is your best /our guy,girl/ who think represents you or this board perfectly?
Alan Watts swallowed the final redpill but that isn't really /r9k/. He was successful and pretty much figured life out which is essentially the antithesis of this place. Diogenes is really the only robot philosopher.
otto weininger is our original /guy/
Watching a "deep" three minute video lecture with music in the background doesn't mean that you're interested in Buddhism. Listening to one of Watts' lectures once doesn't make you enlightened, nor does it mean that you have an interest in philosophy.
I hate these people so much.
since for some reason discord generals are instantly pruned everytime but discord threads for single discords aren't (what the hell mods) i guess it's time for ANOTHER thread to clutter up the boeard. anyway, we have a welcoming atmosphere and there is basically no shitposting or circlejerking, still we have a good amount of activity and people talk about interesting topics, can't get much better then that. our discord is one week old and we will soon stop recruiting so don't wait too long.
discordapp.com/invite/gqQ6fH6
what is the general topic of this discord? your post is a vague as fug
>>37621464
well, every topic really. our channels are much like 4chan boards, like we have a /ic/ channel, a /k/ channel, /ck/ and so on. but overarching the theme is robots talking about their daily thoughts and experiences.
can i advertise my discord here desu
Who /irredeemable/ here?
>30 year old virgin
>socially retarded and autistic
>abused alcohol and prescription meds for years
>virgin
>not khhv because made out with a hooker but couldn't get hard
>live with mom
>don't even know how to speak to people let alone have a relationship with a woman
>no desire/motivation to improve
>pray every night someone will murder me or I just won't wake up
>>37621355
>check, 32
>check
>straight edge
>check again for some reason
>get out norman
>checkerino
>check
>check
>nah
>>37621491
Getting a hooker is as far from normie as you can go and failing with one is extra points.
>>37621505
You touched and kissed a woman though, so....
Im 21 and i got a girlfriend less than a month ago. We've known each other for longer but thats unimportant.
Anyway, being the way i am, and having huge intimacy problems her touch on my bare body is so intense to me that i cant even handle it sometimes. Im like a scared animal i flinch or bend. I told her i dont know why that happens and how its probably because she makes me feel stuff i didnt know existed. She finds the whole thing cute, she like caresses my back under my shirt and checks how long i can take it.
I felt up pretty much her entire body and she told me i can do whatever i want to her. Two days ago we were in a park at night making out and things got a bit more heated than usual. She was in my lap and i was rubbing her inner thigh and purposly but indirectly her pussy and pulling her hair and she would get a stronger grip on me etc.
Then she put her hand under my shirt on my stomach quite close to my dick and holy shit i almost flinched because of how intense it felt. She then proceeded to slide her hand around my body and after a few minutes she stopped and said "no, i cant be like that slut".
We saw some girl giving a guy a blowjob in the middle of a park like an hour before that. Meaning she would probably take it further if we hadnt stopped.
So yea idk why i felt the need to go into that much detail. But my question is, if im this sensitive to this kind of stuff. How the fuck does sex and two bodies merging together feel? Im pretty sure i cant even imagine it having been a touchless virgin for 21 years.
I tried jerking off with a condom and felt pretty much nothing, and im uncut with a very sensitive dick.
>>37621300
It was short, somewhat disorienting. Also aim lower than you think.
>>37621300
it feels like salty coins and milk
>>37621300
First time is awful but it'll get better. Turns out sex is difficult
Just tried to kill myself with an exit bag except it wasn't a proper exit bag is was just a plastic shopping bag with the holes in the bag taped up so I freaked out (because of the body's response to CO2 inhalation) and pulled it off. Why am I such a fucking failure. Mentally ill jobless cunt
>>37621261
Gonna take a shit and then try it again
>>37621261
>>37621279
Don't give up bro, you're so close to eternal peace. I would join you if i could.
Neck on train tracks
Someone's going to do it
>22
>Still live wit parents
>Parents are bugging me every day to get a job for summer
>Applied for multiple jobs at AMC, Target, etc.
>No response
>Another summer where my parents bitch at me every day again, except this time I'm stuck wasting 4 hours, once a week, in a hospital volunteering, walking around the floor for 4 fucking hours, trying to find things to do until the nurse calls for help with something as simple as giving a patient a cup of water
>Want to quit volunteering, but mum won't let me because then I won't be doing anything for the summer
I hate living with my parents
Most of all, I hate being a literal manchild
>tfw want to work at a bookstore but there's none left
>>37621255
>20
>move out of home to a sharehouse
>walls are paper thin
>can literally hear everything that happens even with noise cancelling headphones
>can hear roommate slapping some random sluts ass as i sit hear drinking on my own
Dont fall for the meme OP, even though when i was living with my parents I was a disappointment but now living away from that comfy lifestyle is hell. Unless youre in a situation where you can live on your own, dont move out. Stay with them for as long as possible.
>>37621255
>tfw i also didn't get any job for the summer
*Blocks your road*
>>37621180
BLOCK THIS
>>37621180
Roadratege? Wtf?
>>37621180
Needs more thicc / 10
>that one guy who insists that coffee makes them tired or that weed makes them hyper
why are normies obsessed with being special snowflakes about everything?
>>37621154
Because they want to seem interesting but their idea of interesting is very limited because they don't have any actual interests themselves?
Actually I've had a couple times where I get tired and have a good nap after coffee.
Coffee makes me tired as a matter of fact. Not sleepy, I can't sleep for hours after drinking coffee. But somehow my brain responds to the anxiousness and increased heart rate with "you feel tired now".
My girlfriend left me brehs. What do I do to cope
>>37621071
How long were you together
Why did she leave you
Did you truily love her
Did she truily love you
>>37621089
2 months
a joke she missunderstood
yes
i honestly dont know
>>37621097
um like that's reallly really like gross that u say u luv her even tho she didn't luv u back and you didn't have all the different kinds of sex like piss and BDSM like oh my god virgin
NEETS Tell me your daily routine
>wake up early 7:00.am or 8:00.am
>fap to exhentai or xvideos and then browse /tv/ or /r9k/
>watch local tv and browse /r9k/ until 12:00.pm
>Search girls doing gymnastics or asmr on youtube for one hour or two
>fap again and then eat
>play call of duty or browse /r9k/
or
>watch local tv or movies until 9:00
>turn lights off and sleep wishing i don't wake up
>(only watch anime on saturdays DBS and others)
>(take a shower when i feel too dirty)
>NEET
>routines
Not neet but
M-F
6am to 6pm work
6pm to 7pm dinner
7pm to 8pm workout
8pm sleep
S-S
6am to 11pm spend day with girlfriend and fuck her 5 times per day on average
>>37621246
Fucking chad gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why every women is a normalfag? you don't see outcast girls, or girls with niche interests (and if they do, they mainly do it for attention)
It's called transgirls or traps IF you NEED that. Other than that no, biological women will never be outcasts or interesting. They all do it for male attention whereas traps and trans like myself will have grown up with it and thoroughly enjoy it while being feminine
>>37620962
Take your tranny propaganda somewhere else, we are NOT interested!
>>37620962
I know. But why? there must be some reason why they are not interested in anything that isn't perceived as popular
Are you ready to wast another summer anon ?
im driving with my family to turkey this summer
this is the only normie thing iv'e done this year
i hope i can get out of my depression just for that lil time
>>37621535
You're from Russia, your mom is cashier, your dad is security guard in some small shop. Am i right?
i got a job driving pic related
i'm pretty happy
Im asking the people who actually want to make a change, not the bitter losers.
For me its unironicallylove.
fear. I had a psychotic breakdown in high school. I'd describe it as a panic attack that lasted for 2 weeks. I've been following a monotonous habit of nothing but TV-watching and internet browsing for 6 years now while taking risperdole, I have been so deathly afraid of my own mind and feelings.
I just want to have full autonomy of myself for once, to be able to act exactly how I want to instead of submitting to anxiety or fear desu. I also have a need to be the best version of myself I can be since I'm not gonna an hero I guess
>>37620828
I don't care about anything really, just that I never fall into that state once again. GF, or whatever the fuck is just a means to that.