>tfw had a dream about my ex even though we broke up a year ago
>haven't even talked to a girl since then
How do I get over her?
>>37628763
get a new gf
>>37628763
Don't get wobbled and man up.
>>37628763
>tfw had a dream about my ex
I fucking stopped reading there! Shut the fuck up normal fag and get the fuck out!
So my little brother DIS'd by gf, so i broke his xbox CORD, then he started yelling gibberish, it sounded like "/b45Gf7R", what the fug was his problem?
>>37628750
The fuck does dis mean? Speak Robot scum.
>>37628760
subtle discord thread
Dont join this server it has a powerhungry asshole called Dormin. Who bans people on sight and will kick you if you if you are inactive for more than an hour .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kovSSUiaUYI
Also who don't fembots take up asmr? Seems like a easy way obtain neetbux; and Chad will like, follow, and subscribe you
>>37628676
your face is degenerate
ASMR isn't easy. You need good sound equipment and be knowledgeable about multimedia. You have one shot to make a 20-60 minute video that will hold people's interest. Doing multiple takes would be mind numbing and destroy the genuine feel of ASMR.
>>37628676
I'd like her to fix my cock, by wrapping her lips around it and gulping it down. Now that's a sound I'll be happy to hear.
What does your personal paradise look like to you?
The world isn't run by capitalism. You don't need a good education to be successful in life. There's chances for everyone to succeed. If you're a robot, you're not doomed to suffer for the rest of your life. Circumcision is illegal.
Me, a gf that loves me and no one else
All the black and brown people are gone
Drugdealer ask me anything.
Fbi suck a dick dont care not going in
Can I suck your dick for some drugs?
Just a hit.
>>37628631
how much u push and u ever get high on ur own supply?
thoughts on the following statement: drugs are bad
I'm in a polyamorous triad, ask me anything /arcanine/
>>37628622
what subreddit bought you here?
>>37628622
Do you actually get some or are you just another overglorified cuckfag.
>>37628622
you're a retarded cuckold, kill yourself
I CANT FUCKIN TAKE THIS ANYMORE LADS
>tryna lose weight
>cant buy me any treats to feel good
>dont smoke
>dont drink
>dont drug
>dont have sex so cant sponsor a femwhore
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Taibo is fun
orgignagulagiginal
>>37628572
i Find its much easier to lose weight when you have something to distract yourself from thinking about food. A videogame, hobby, or some other activity works great. Sometimes I can go a whole day without eatiing because I just forgot to while focusing on my videogame.
>>37628572
take up smoking, then quit when you lose enough weight
but if you're too weak to lose weight you're probably also too weak to quit smoking
Calling all rosebuds! It's time for rose bread.
>>37628550
Most attractive boy I've ever seen.
>>37628651
You day that everytime
>>37628550
Rose should leave London before another terrorist attack.
This is S E R I O U S for her safety
How do I become The Chad?
;_;
To be Chad you must be doing something with your life that gives you deserved confidence. You should be able to describe your current living situation to anyone within 1-2 sentences and have them immediately respect you.
"I live with some roommates and I work as a mechanic. I'm studying to do aircraft repairs"
>>37628596
What does living with roommates have to do with being chad lol, besides not living with your parents
Chad obviously is a homeowner since he was 10 y/o
>>37628596
I can do that
I could've done it my whole adult life
but I'm still a virgin
>finally gather the courage to go to a girl and say hi
>she says hi back and smiles
>you exchange your names, she really looks into you
>"so btw anon, what do you do in life?"
How do you handle this situation, gentlemen?
>>37628379
Permanent vacation and I like to live free, wild.
>>37628379
Tell her I'm a student, and like everyone else, I'm not completely sure what I want to do. Even as a senior in college, I say this.
>>37628379
>>you exchange your names, she really looks into you
And just like that, you've lost me.
I cannot handle being a wageslave. I dread every day, I feel like I'm going to snap and just start having fits of sobbing in an alleyway soon if I don't get the fuck out of it. Maybe I'd be able to handle a minimum wage job that's NOT in the food industry? I'm sick of getting burns. I'm sick of people being shitty to me. I'm sick of the heat and coming home after only 4 hours panting and sweating and in severe back pain.
I usually just go on /v/ and /pol/ but I know you guys are all neet faggots and I want to become one of you so bad. I'm an American, I don't have autism or anything that would stop me from working. I got ADHD and OCD but that's about it. How do I become a neet? I can't stand working anymore, I'm wasting my early 20's for fucking nothing.
become neet in an original way
>>37628307
And how would one go about doing that?
I wouldn't mind being a wageslave as long as I didn't have to deal with customer service and I get properly trained.
Do you ever think about the way people 20 years from now or more think about today's world?
Imagine when they make movies, trying to capture the same cultural climate, like they've done with countless movies about the hippie or punk years.
It's gonna be so weird given how crazy/sweirdtrange everything is
>"everything is racist, everything is sexist everything is homophobic"
>neverending flow of memes, even among the most normie of folks
>rise of populism across the west
>kids getting sexchanges
>Russians back in the role as "international threat"
>autotuned music
>"nerd" culture like comics and vidya are more mainstream than ever
>nearly everyone somehow believe in at least one vast conspiracy
>remakes, spinoffs and sequels of previous movies left and right
>Rise of alternate media
It's gonna be so great to look back at these days and know i got through it, and tell the youngsters of how weird everything was
>>37628257
Who was the pickle? I get the cheeto for Trump cuz of spray tan, but I don't understand the pickle...
>>37628408
Ok so why is Roosevelt a pickle. I get that he's wheelchair bound but what does that have to do with a pickle?
>>37628257
I like The one that is ded.
STOP this is the fetish police!
Post your fetish/age/sex in the chat
Feet/Socks/Stockings
27, Male
>tfw no gf to buy cute socks for
>>37628230
placing penis in vagina
sexuality erasure/ -1yo / n/a
Met a lot of cool people. Just be yourself faggot.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#
I am being myself and no one is messaging me.
>get to the point of putting info up
>realize I have nothing of use to contribute to anyone
>never actually talk to anyone
>>37628155
I added someone but he hates me and kicked me out of his fl.never again
Daily reminder that your crush is having sex with a chad right now
Stay positive!
>>37628139
i dont have a crush so the jokes on you
>>37628146
Your sister or your mom
>>37628146
I came here to post this
I have ascended above such concepts