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My life is a glass that if half full of piss 2017-06-11 12:48:17 Post No.37631612
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My life is a glass that if half full of piss
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2017-06-11 12:48:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_oZEUpiqk&list=PLg7B39GsONiSDiB5pevfvV92tmjxFnHtQ&index=14&shuffle=4328
>this song describes my life and possibly all robots
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>>37631612
Who is this smegma enigma?
Unoriginal
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>>37631612
i wanna fuck that girl
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>>37631704
I bet she could take a dick
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ITT: We talk about times we got revenge on normies 2017-06-11 12:45:19 Post No.37631570
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ITT: We talk about times we got revenge on normies
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I have nothing to offer, but REEEEEE, FUCKING NORMIES.
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>>37631570
I once put gorilla glue in stacy's key hole for her car, she had to get the thing replaced which must have cost a shit ton.
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I clean sinks with dirty piss soaked toilet water but that's about it.
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>>37631570
I got revenge on my parents by being a useless, unemployable, virgin sack of shit.
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>you aren't insecure about my past, are you anon?
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I'm jealous of your past, it should be my face covered in cum with a huge cock in my mouth.
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>>37631476
I would love to lick the jizz off of her face like a good little cuck.
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>what do you mean smiling and posing for the camera with cock in my face reflects poorly on my personality
Am i decent looking??
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>>37631374
You look like the reincarnation of Elliot.
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>>37631374
You look like a school shooting waiting to happen
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>>37631374
You look like poopoo peepee pepe
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https://www.reddit.com/r/communism101/comments/5qtc3u/what_can_i_do_as_a_teenager/ Jesus Christ i hate reddit..it's also funny cause if this kid have gone thru what a lot of Russians did during Stalin's dictatorship he wouldn't have ever want anything to do with communism
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>>37631365
Stalin is the only human to be objectively worse than Hitler in terms of death count. Try telling that to the next antifa fag snowflake you see.
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>>37631365
How fucking old are you?
You must be either retarded or incredibly young and sensitive to think any of us care about your Reddit repost.
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>>37631419
There were a lot of people worse than Hitler though.
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What's with some of you with high as shit standards.
>Show friend cute girl saying I'd date her
>"wtf anon, she's fuckin' ugly"
>Ask her to rate her
>"She's like a 5 or 6"
What exactly is wrong with average?
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>What exactly is wrong with average?
You're interpreting it the wrong way. Nobody says it's bad looking. They're just being honest they're not going to put up with a whole lot of shit trying to hook up. If it were an 8 or a 9 they'd be a lot more subservient. Maybe you should stop being such a control freak.
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>>37631291
>Maybe you should stop being such a control freak.
Where did this come from?
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>>37631309
A lot of it is people just being controlling. They don't react the way you want. That's a problem for you because you have control issues.
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>There are people on this board right now that have a girlfriend, social life and a job
OUT NOW OR LURK
NO POSTY FOR YOU
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>>37631215
I have one of those.
Question is, which is it?
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>>37631242
youre a wageslave AND a loser
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Just go outside. Why is it such an abstract thought that someone could have a girlfriend here? This meme of "all users are le alone xD" has run a bit think now.
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Have you ever gotten a mouthjob?
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yes it was good
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>>37631211
>Have you ever gotten a mouthjob?
blowjob you mean?
yeah, she told me to tell her before i cum, I didn't :^)
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nope how can i get a girl to do this to me
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>meet a girl online
>likes anime and metal
>talk a lot about anime and metal
>has my humour
>likes memes
>still a Virgin
>lil bit of a hentai
>7/10
>meet her
>40 mins away from me
>kinda uglier than on her photos but still hot
>go to her room and watch tv with her
>start trying to get down on her a lil bit
>massaging her breast
>kissing her
>grap her by the pussy
>after a few min she says stop and we go back to watching retarded videos on youtube
>still laying close to each other
>confesses to me that she is actually a lesbian and thought this was just a meet up between friends
>diedinside.exe
how do i stop being depressed about it
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>>37631210
>He fell for the 3d meme
My condolences, dude.
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did she moan at all?
maybe u can turn her bisexual
woe her romantically rather than sexually
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>>37631277
she had widen pupils and was horny for sure, but she wrote me after i got home that it was unacceptable that i got so sexual
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>Be black
>Constantly have dreams about being turned into a a bimbo and fucked by white guys
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blacks make believable trannies
in this day and age you just have to go on grindr and find yourself a daddy to suck his cock
just flirt at first, send pics of your dolled up ass to them until you get used to making white cocks hard
just do it
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dw its natural senpai
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>>37631347
>this picture exists
anyways, OP is turned on by this
who wouldn't want a feminized airheaded nig slobbering on your dick
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Bots, how do I get a qt butterface gf?
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You don't.
As simple as that.
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>>37631116
whats ur kik nigger
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>>37631283
>kik
I'm a robot, I don't use that trash.
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Kek me and my friends Just started a new discord if any Robots wanna join here
discord gg/mEfFNBu
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it's /comfy/ my fellow neets
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Yeah it's been Good so far just wanted to get some more people
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Join for more sexy pnor
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Fembots, can you compete with this girl(male)?
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I think you should actually do the commit
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>>37631043
Yes. I am fertile, white, and have good genes. Not to mention I have a (non roastie) vagina. I win in every way.
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>>37632262
>she thinks an innie vag is better than a roastie vag
lol
are there any comfy robot discords that aren't full of attention seeking traps?
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https://discord gg /EGXtMxy
This one is pretty nice and has less of the shitty traps and attention seekers
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>>37630994
No. Your only option is to become a trap and steal all their beta orbiters
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>>37630994
Yesm this one is filled with traps.
CODE: yBpFVt5
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Which waifu would you choose robots? Choose carefully...
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Comfy waifu is superior
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>>37630972
girls in a lot of clothes are a cute desu
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>>37630972
I would chose Saber