First time on this board sup bro's! Are the jokes about this board true? Any good looking robot's here? 28 yr's old here who lost my card at 25 and only have been with 2 girls..do I fit in here or virgins only? Kinda feel bad for virgins that are ugly on here I'm probably the best looking guy on here but still went 25 years, as easy as it is to get laid it can be just as hard. What gives?
Can give advice if anyone needs inspiration to get over the hump. Be confident, don't be insecure about dick size which was part of my problem. Thought I was really small at 5 inches but girls laugh when I say I'm small. Even if below average a little that doesnt fucking mean small
>>37632223
I bet you wanted the 2222 quads. Better luck next time you fag.
>>37632223
25 is pretty fucking Robot.
Literally all you need to get buff. This + NEET free time = aesthetics
>>37632182
tell me about it friend. how does it work, what routine is good, where can i get one how much does one cost
there's only one problem with this plan, OP. I'm lazy.
>>37632182
I'd say a bench, a bar, and weights are more effective. You can do bench presses, squats, deadlifts, and overhea presses with that. That's all you need to build a perfect body, workout equipment wise.
I am an ex-NEET turned normie getting married soon, I have helped a NEET get a job and and an otaku get a girlfriend, I am here to offer advice and encouragement if anyone would like it, if not then have a good day friends
I need advice now, for everything.
Where did you find the motivation? I know I have the potential to do better, but im mentally exhausted.
>>37632143
how old are you
original content
>Cute + Sexy Combination
>Warm Brown Skin Tone
>Cook Authentic Mexican Food
>Sexy Body (Play Soccer/Dance)
>High Sex Drive
>Spanish Dirty Talk
>Jealous/Clingy because they love you
>Spicy Attitude = Good Mother
>Big Asses without being Nigger
>Shore, petite figure
>Family comes first
>Best sex partners
trust me /r9k/ give it a try okay?
Except latina women speaking spanish is literally the most annoying thing that'll ever assault your ears.
Jynx Maze got blacked
What do you robots do to avoid the savage depression no sex causes?
Sex is a basic human need...
>sexual dream
>about to go ham on pussy
>something happens that clockblocks me
>girl turns into lovecraftian horror beast during
>wake up before fucking anything
Error: insufficient data for the depiction of meaningful sexual scenarios with the emotions that go with them.
>>37632116
had a dream last night i was having sex with a girl i know in my shower. it was nice.
been having really sexual dreams lately
>>37632116
tfw no squid onahole
picture related VERY ORIGINALIO
Pretty fucked up senpai. Are you the same hapa anon from the last thread?
>>37632112
yes, life is pain.
>>37632065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQX8x7m7YC8
Imagine all the hapa rampages that would have been mitigated if they just saw this video
Anyone else here kind of ugly but also kind of handsome at the same time?
>>37632005
Girls told me if I loose the extra weight I would look very hot.
I'M just too fucking lazy to work out the lowest I ever gotten was 200lb and as of right now I'm 250lb 6'1. This causes the fat too proportion throughout my body and because of this my penis look small.
I'm always stuck on the the fuck you lane.
>pretty okay looking guy
>facial symmetry destroyed by facial birth defect
>can't be corrected by surgery because of complications with another much rarer defect
I could deal with just being ugly, but it sucks covering the messed up half of my face with my hand and knowing that's what I was fucking SUPPOSED to look like
>>37632393
Just wear a mask that covers half your face, like the Phantom of the Opera
It gives the perk of looking mysterious and badass
What's your first impression of this person?
Avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid avoid
>>37631986
the filename describes my thoughts perfectly
>>37632141
wow she could be a totally functional person researching the cure for cancer
Trying to beat my (you) count record in this thread edition
First for even if you think you have good friends they will one day outgrow you and leave you to rot alone.
>>37631919
You are now on a watchlist.
Drank a load of vodka and coke and feel like a disgusting bloated mess.
Anon, it's Saturday night! Your 20s are the prime of your life, why aren't you out exploring the world, making new friends, discovering love, achieving your hopes and dreams?
>>37631896
im a social parasite.
I have work tomorrow at 7am and piles of homework to do. I have next weekend off though so my roommate and I are going out.
>>37631896
I've exited my 20s. Only darkness now.
Daily Reminder that calling something "reddit" is an absolutely meaningless, nebulous word that is only sprouted by retards trying to attack something they don't like.
OP is reddit
>>37631866
t. reddit poster
Bello BeBBit
>aller au travail?
>meme pas dans la fantaisie!
Oh, I didn't see you there wagie. Did you just get off of work? I was just practicing my french, you know us NEETs have all the time in the world to be productive.
>>37631824
lol, you're next level of faggot. NEETs don't do anything productive and rot in their own filth
>>37631824
>practicing my French
None of those verbs were conjugated. You literally used Google translate and it failed you horribly.
>>37632027
its neet dialect you pseud brainlet
I've watched 100's of hours of his lectures. He has a dozen or two talking points he repeats over and over. I want to support him, I really do.
>tfw no new ideas for decades.
His Biblical series is the same 3 hours every lecture. He literally has a recurring inside joke that he'll never get to talking about the Bible stories he advertised he would. All he talks about are crypto-fascist and pop psychology self help talking points with some honestly profound ideas and concepts mixed in on occasion.
>"You have to see your goals eh, like Marduk, the Mesopotamian King of the Gods..."
>Proceeds to retell the Mesopotamian origin story for the fourth time in the same lecture.
>"Bloody Marxists and ess jay double yous!"
Overall 8.5/10 great effort, but he's not worth any long term attention unless he presents new ideas soon.
>>37631816
Nice, I haven't broken the twenty hour mark yet
I guess it makes sense that's repetitive, he does college lectures and that's pretty much coming up with a couple quality hours of content and giving them again and again to different groups
Also I don't think any of his actual lectures are included because the college probably doesn't allow that and you can tell since it's all fun stuff and not reading books
I think he used to do a low key podcast with other people, that's probably different
idk I don't think anyone has 100s of hours of pure original ideas
>>37631875
>Also I don't think any of his actual lectures are included because the college probably doesn't allow that and you can tell since it's all fun stuff and not reading books
He definitely puts out his actual lectures, but there must be lab sessions and other content that is students only. He mentions assignments and readings that are obviously not on YouTube.
Anime Stream starts in less than 5 minutes!
Come spend your Saturday evening woth your fellow robots!
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/r9kanimestream-ldk6oisnmtpb35nadc
>>37631806
okay whatre you streaming?
GET IN HERE NOW GOD DAMMIT
>>37631840
OPM tonight to test the waters
what do you hate the most about yourself anon?
>>37631652
I don't, I'm the best person I know.
Well it actually is Felix Argyle, because he is litteraly perfect but whatever.
>>37631652
My inability to let people in and my inability to change myself.
I tell myself and the world that I'm a caring person with good intentions, obsess over being a good person constantly, then just end up getting drunk and doing a bunch of bad stuff.
Fuck.