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now they have to watch you fuck

Did you jerk off in the corner? How long did they go and which positions did they use?

>>37633482
Jerk it next time. Just enjoy being a cuck, it's okay.

did ted bundy change?

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Second part

letterblox

>>37633472
No you fucking idiot
>but I wanted too
Also, bitch should learn what a paragraph is

hihowrya

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Smug Weiss

>>37633426
>>>/s4s/

kek

i'm originally a grill btw~

Hey another thread with a fat white guy pretending to be a white girl in a japanese girl's body

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>>37633392
>MFW I see some dumbass tranny pinning the shitty things that a group of whites did during a fit of wartime hysteria on white people who had nothing to do with the damn thing

i bought some shotgun shells the other week: 2 3/4" 9 pellet 00 buckshot but i feel you id love to be dead with just a snap of the fingers i just cant picture myself making it if i didnt live with my parents taxes and car insurance houseninsurance is just too damn confusing to even think about and thinking about working somewhere doing meaningless work makes me mad.

it also pisses me off that if i did buck myself since i live a few houses from a fire station they could possibly keep ne alive with no face and half a brain

or is buckshot at 45 degrees in the mouth basically instant dead

i feel you anon and im sorry you feel this way

>>37633432
I'm not sad, I just want to shoot myself to see what happens in the afterlife. I'm obsessed with knowing, It's my biggest hobby.

>>37633524
would shotgun aimed 45 degrees probably be dead before you had time to think?

>>37633269
>tfw i shampoo my leg hair

conditioner is the important part
a velvety bush is thrilling and comfortable

I did, for like a week when I was 14.

Turns out it doesn't make your pubes soft and nicely scented, it just makes your skin unbearably itchy.

>>37633245
can i have your car when you die?

>implying anybody knew who he was before retribution
I probably wouldn't say anything to him

Can I help you with your planning, so you don't fuck this up like you've fucked up everything else?

Oregano

>>37633214
wear pumps, it will give that inch you "need"

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>>37633242
>tfw have to fuck up my ankles, back and posture to be human
>feet hurt
>it all falls apart when I take my shoes off
>still a 5'11.5" subhuman

I'm 6, am I a human?

>>37633212
reminder to not post in rem threads or join his discords, he will pretend to be your friend before he dumps you just like he has done to dozens of others.

>>37633243
I am not Rem
I am Aya.

>>37633275
do you think i am an idiot? i know who you are, rem

>no replies
Am I the last robot left on /r9k/?

>>37634501
There's nothing wrong with wanting to be an actual normal functioning person you fucking moron. Stop this crab mentality bullshit you faggot.

Probably my man. 4chan has been overrun by normies. Their cancerous way of typing is everywhere.

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My favorite femanon. I'm a total fangirl of her kyaaaaaa! <3333

>>37633188
That looks like a 10 year old boy.

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>>37633236
Oh, that's a self-esteem boost. Just pretend I'm a trap.

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>>37633180
>wake up after 3-4 hours of fitfull sleep
>coffee and cigarettes for breakfast
>go to designated wageslavery
>suffer for 10 hours
>get home
>chug whiskey to numb my soul crushing existence
>maybe play some vidya or watch nostalgic toons
>pop sleep aides with more alcohol
>repeat until death

And that's it OP. That's my life.

>wake up after ~9 hours of sleep randomly depending how late i went too sleep
>flush my mouth and clean my dry nose
>make me a capucino and launch world of warcraft
>proceed to open 4 tabs with chans and shit post
>bing eat in the meantime or sometimes have dinner
>walk around the house bored talking to myself pretending im talking with my school friends
>constantly check myself in the mirror despite having no social life i comb my hair

pure autism lad, 2 years of pure neet hood

>wake up around noon
>maybe brush teeth
>get mountain dew and chips and bring them next to computer
>fuck around on imageboards, youtube, the nba subreddit, etc. and make music
>refill heart attack food every once in awhile
>maybe brush teeth before bed
>go to bed around 3 am
No clue how I'm still a skelly tb.h

I'm here for you anon even if we're millions of miles away <3

>listening to random futuristic sounding music
>agonizing about how I'll never see the post-scarcity future
>realize I'll never be able to see the galaxy
>stuck in this primitive shit era
>will die a shitty death by 2060 of old age

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>>37633139
Listening to this
https://youtu.be/2JHE862oj2E

I'm very lonely. Sometimes, I wish a cougar women would force herself onto me.

>>37633134
Deal with it and smoke weed. Weed is a depressant but it makes you happy to be yourself for a while. Just smoke weed and do nothing until you forget who you are. I call it an ego death. Oh yeah, jerk off a lot too. It's not like you'll be fucking anyone either. Who cares, right?

>>37633134
I've been taking anti depressants for 5 years now and I still feel like a depressed and anxious piece of shit (and yes I tried different ssris/snris)

>>37633199
these are the words of a faggot

Wow, you've had a moment of non-embarrassment at school? Gtfo normiefag, I've only almost shit myself from embarrassment.

>>37633060
Teacher teaching a pseudo intellectual bull shit class thinks your pseudo intellectual bullshit answer was gold....SHOCKING

I'm in a television screenwriting class and I've seen just about every TV show in history because of my deep depression and lack of a social life so I often impress people with my knowledge about TV.