>about to graduate high school
>haven't taken SATs
>haven't applied for any aid or scholarships
>haven't applied to any colleges
Last SAT/ACT was today and that's the last one until September, so you're not going to college in the Fall, buddy.
>>37634673
>finished high school five years ago
>got into a 4 year degree
>4 years later I only have passed 20% of the courses
>parents think I'm about to get my degree
>>37634673
Minus the "haven't taken SATs" part of your post, this was me approximately one year ago.
Enjoy being NEET.
18 year old NEET here.
I've only been drunk 5 times since I turned 16. Considering I'm getting sick of living life sober since all I do all day is post on 4chan, I come here posing one question: what type of liquor should I ask my complicit older brother to purchase for me? Specify which brand as well considering I'm wholly ignorant.
Thanks in advance.
Whiskey + Cola
A single bottle can last you a whole weekend, being able to mix it means you can control how strong it is.
Giant jugs of wine or handles of whiskey and cola.
>>37634632
get a big bottle of svedka
its cheap and you get alot. Taste is alright
If you want something great tasting get rumplemintz
God I love these
>>37634510
Do people seriously use le arab slave trade as a rebuttal? Niggers were meant to be worked and controlled with an iron fist because they sure as hell can't do anything productive on their own, the Arabs realised this while yurope was still at civil war.
>>37634510
I have like 3 more, give me a minuteadsasd
>>37634510
I actually looked it up and the number is around 365 thousand african slaves, that might be the low number now that I think of it. Also Brazil alone had like 6 million slaves shipped in
Hey robots, just took cocaine for the first time tonight. Honestly I was expecting more, I got the adrenaline rush and the euphoria and it made me a little more confident, but honestly I prefer weed, it's cheaper too. If I wanted to do something like this again I'd probably just crush up my ritalin and snort that or something, nothing to write home about.
Also general drugs thread
I really like cocaine but I get fishscale usually so it becomes worth my money. Honestly stay away from it but it's fun as fuck.
Other than that I usually trip acid but I've done pretty much every drug from weed to meth.
>>37634358
turn it into crack and shoot it up and you'll have more fun
stop doing drugs and get a fucking life you nigger
What do you think your first time will be like robots?
>>37634251
b u m p
curious to here what robots think it'll be like!
awkward. I'm a 25 year old female virgin, which granted is probably better than bein a 25 year old male virgin, but still I'm way behind all my peers at this point and I'm going to be very vulnerable going into sex or any type of relationship.
>>37634401
Pls be originally my girlfriend.
Was this surgery bad?
I know I have giant ears. I know I'm ugly.
I seriously hope left is the after.
>>37634226
Your jawline in the first pic was fine desu
>>37634245
didnt change jawline, only angles
ITT: the most autistic picture saved to your device
I wish it were so but only originally
I don't want to ruin this thread with my actual most autistic picture so have this tumblr fanart
I drew a sonic oc I had as a kid when I was 7 last year in a skype call and have it still for some reason
>log onto newb server
>theyre just getting which symbol cave Duriel is in
>tele to final act
>kill diablo
>game ends and they have to start from scratch
Anyone else do this?
>>37634147
No because I'm not a dick. Also...
>final act
>Diablo
Nope
>>37634192
Nigga I was too poor for lod
why would this be a problem when it wouldn't affect act 2 or act 3? they can just make a new game for act 4
also can't say I've ever done this, I'm more of a promise forge then leave after act 3 guy
What's the first thing you noticed in this photo?
WHIPPED AND BRANDED
>>37633971
Her feet obviously.
>>37633971
That she's Willa Holland
Is it weird to give a firm handshake to a girl? My interviewer was a girl and I have her a handshake after the interview and she gave me a weird look.
she may not hire you because of that
>>37633961
You were supposed to finger her, dude.
Hands go in either another man's hands or a girl's pants.
>>37633961
are you some faggot? Shake hands with confidence, firm and strong, regardless of sex.
>be me, fembot
>at ghost concert with my boyfriend
>sitting at bar area taking a break
>guy comes up to us and asks us if we are dating
>say yes
>he's in disbelief
>"I just gotta ask- I just gotta ask, I'm sorry. Are you okay, with, you know...letting her dress like that?"
>we both reply yes, I chime in with "I dress for the occasion my man"
>he stands dumbfounded "huh, okay. sorry, I didn't mean anything by it, no offense"
>pic related
So, which one of you came up to me tonight?
>>37633926
>robots
>ever leaving the house
>robots
>attending a concert, ever
>robots
>having good enough music taste to go to a ghost concert
I'll take bullshit for 500, Alex
>>37633963
Come together for Lucifer's son
I would have laughed while I raped you bitch
who invented boats?
>>37633788
nigga kangs and nigga qweenz
The Omegans
the boat men
>fujoshit sister has only just discovered the term "shitposting"
>every time she notices me on the computer she asks me I'm shitposting now
Just when I thought she couldn't be anymore insufferable she pulls this shit.
Ask her if she wants to make some popcorn and watch a movie with you
>>37633786
tell her to suck your cock or fuck off
thats what you get for shitposting. you deserve worse
What sexually deviant stuff have you done, /r9k/? I'll start:
>Used to drink with a girl named J a few years ago. She passed out in my bed once, so I slept beside her. Before going to sleep I carefully touched and poked her lips, teeth and nipples to see if she would react or not. Then I went for it and slid my hand inside her pants and panties and touched a pussy for the first time in my life. Fingered her for a while, she moaned, probably thought it was her boyfriend. Then I went to the bathroom and tapped furiously while licking my fingers covered in her juices.
>Missed the last bus home for the night and had to sleep over at J's place one night. Before I left I stole a pair of dirty, smelly panties from her floor. Kept them for years before throwing them out. Sniffed them a lot while looking at pictures of her.
>Posted pictures of J in cum tribute threads, got a few people to cum on her.
>Stole panties from three other girls, two acquaintances and a cousin. Wasn't as exciting as J's though.
>Met a girl online who was sad about having broken up with her boyfriend earlier that same day. Asked her if she wanted me to come to her place, sleep over and fuck her, she said yes. After I spent 3 hours and $80 to get there she just kept crying about her ex boyfriend didn't want anything to do with me, didn't even let me sleep in the same bed as her. I was pissed as fuck. Waited until she fell asleep, went to the bathroom, shot a load of cum into her shampoo bottle, then left her apartment at 3 AM.
>>37633605
>She went and slept on your bed
Boy, that's universal girl-speak for 'Fuck Me'.
>>37633605
I've had sex for years now and I've never once worn a condom. Only got tested last year and didn't have any funny diseases even though I hooked up with the smelliest sluts who themselves ended up catching diseases after the fact.
>>37633642
Or he was completely and utterly friendzoned.
Forgot maybe the best one
>Early December
>Had been on nofap for 20 days, horny as fuck
>J had moved to a city 4 hours away from our hometown. I talked her into the two of us drinking and me sleeping at her place, said I was gonna come down for a musical event in the city (which I didn't really care about).
>We get drunk, it's kinda awkward, she gets really cold and won't sit next to me and keeps saying we're just friends
>Next morning she wants me to get out but I'm hung over and tell her I'll go when I wake up
>She leaves for school
>I get up as soon as she leaves, start looking through her computer
>Found some nudes
>Quickly email them to myself
>Open them up on her computer, take off my pants and fap to them, blowing a huge load all over her floor
>Wipe it up and take train home
all right brobots
State your current situation
>in santiago, Chile
>drinking medium-tier beer
>vaporwave stream on
>rolling cigs with tobacco i found on a table
bump
I never smoked consistently, so
>mfw nicotine hits the brain
>in shithole state, deep south US
>drinking scotch
>nothing left to smoke
>nothing to do
>feeling depressed and lonely
another self bump
If we get people in here we could have a discussionit would make me feel better about drinking beer alone