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Oh God this time it fucked up.
Sorry, but I have to vent this somewhere.
>be backpack travelling around Japan
>hitchhiking most of the time
>meet cute weeaboo girl
>we're going in the same direction so decide to hitchhike together
>get to a big city
>we check in to the same hotel and go drinking together
>night is going along fine
>first time the girl is actually really partying
>we meet some people who seem cool
>they invite us to come drinking with them
>one of them seems to know everyone in the city and get a lot of respect from bartenders and waiters and such
>it's obvious, and should have been obvious to me earlier, that he's yakuza
>he's got his eye on the weeb girl
>I try to keep him from her as I know the weeb girl is a virgin and truly not interested
>he becomes extremely aggressive
>threatens to straight up kill me
>yakuza guy gives every indication that he's going to kill me soon and rape the girl
>he's sending several texts out while threatening me and refuses to make eye contact
>I know what that means
>through a feat of keeping my nerve and deeply apologising I get me and the girl out of the situation
>she's scared shitless
>I'm scared shitless
>we rush back to the hotel
>pack our shit together
>get a taxi
>go to the nearest highway rest stop and hitchhike out of town
>this is like 6 in the morning
>we're both sell drunk but scared sober
>catch a train to a far off city where the girl has friends
>wander around town talking about the incident until we can check in to our hotel
>she's now sleeping in the room next to mine
>I'm scared shitless still, can't sleep, running on adrenaline on my 34th hour awake
This is the craziest shit I've ever been in. I've never felt this unsafe before. I had some run-ins with bad people in my home country, but I'd always have friends to back me up and it didn't involve a girl I'm trying to protect.
I can't eat. I'm chain smoking cigarettes. I keep seeing yakuza types everywhere.
Please calm me down.
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Damn OP, that sounds so dope
Pretty jealous desu
Keep livin hard familia
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>>37636937
Seems it's time to stop being a weabum
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>>37636962
How the fuck can you be jealous of this shit?
I've had to flee a fucking city because I feared for my life and the life of a person I've taken a personal interest in protecting. That shit fucks you up.
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Does anyone else on here ever get envious of female sexuality?
l don't think l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like biology and my body have betrayed me.
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Is there a reason you keep posting this same fucking thread
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>>37636886
>being this circumcised
Blame the kikes for your lack of sexual pleasure
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>>37636911
I'm uncut lad
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It's just a fact. Even BlackBros can back this up. Latinos too.
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I just want a qt Korean bf. That's all I fucking want out of life. But they all end up friendzoning me. Like wtf am I doing wrong? Do Korean guys just not like white girls? I'm not fat or ugly, I get hit on by white guys all the time so it's not like I'm some koreaboo troll.
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There are only two races: Adam Lanza, and non-Adam Lanza. Never again will a such a perfect man exist. :(
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>>37636832
Asian master race reporting in, can confirm white girls like me
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Why would any woman go with an average robot when literally any of them can go on tinder and swim in thousands of matches?
How the fuck are we even supposed to compete?
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>>37636791
She's dating a below average-looking Asian manlet btw
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just be meek with a soft back bone and make enough to support 2 adults comfortably and you will get a GF just like ST Peach.
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>>37636791
Explain how my average-looking, somwehat manlet-tier friends (5'8" and under) are the ones with the hottest girlfriends?
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My parents will be coming home from Seattle tomorrow afternoon. I have an Xbox 360 with L.A. Noire, one pack of prime time cigars, Netflix, an SKS carbine with a shooting range, kratom capsules and a bicycle at my disposal. How should I spend my last fifteen hours of solitude?
>inb4 kill yourself with the carbine
Not yet.
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Kill normies with the carbine
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And I forgot to mention. Currently on the last case of the homicide desk for L.A. Noire. Vice should be interesting.
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>>37636782
Only in my wildest, most original dreams anon
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What's her name, r9k? That girl you barely knew, but wanted to get closer to. You took too long, and now you'll never see her again. Mine's Mina.
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>>37636712
I always make a move, rejection is natural and life is too short for my days to be spent in longing.
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jessica and joanna
but jessica turned out to be a whoo-ah and im sure so did the other in secret
now i dont love noone and just pray i can get a girl to ruthlessly fall in love with me. i also pray that i will never fall in love with a girl again. i dont want it, i just want to experience intimacy and the love of a girl who i find sexually attractive, thank you
i want a girl to fall in love with me so hard there is only before me and after me. like so hard she loses all sanity completely. i think its possible
i just want to SWIM in that shit
>>37636745
low inhibition normie detected
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>>37636745
It wasn't even rejection, we were friendly, but distant. I was too much of a pussy to try to progress the relationship.
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>six months into 2017
PLEASE FUCKING STOP!!!!!!!!!!
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Time and tide wait for no man, anon.
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>my birthday is in 11 days
>11
>fucking days
kill me
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>>37636669
>the tiiide is hiiigh but im... hoooolding ooon
>im gonna be your nuuuumber ooone
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>Boy and install pic related because want comfy life on a farm
>first year is pretty comfy, everything goes well
>second year comes around
>Can't manage my farm anymore, takes me 6 in game hours to water all crops, and when I'm finished I all out of energy
WASN'T THIS GAME SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL RELAXED?!
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Craft sprinklers, you fucking mong.
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download the mod that changes the rate that time passes
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>>37636655
Try playing harvest moon, anon. Stardew Valley is a godsend compared to some of those games.
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Femanons, do you ever think about how close your vagina is to your anus, and how undignified that is?
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does OP know what it's like to post a thread without a cock in his mouth?
Evidently not
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No; the Marquis taught me that the anus is the choicest orifice.
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>>37636641
>does OP know what it's like to post a thread without a cock in his mouth?
>Evidently not
FUCK YOU
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Why are most robots so obsessed with getting a gf?
I have never tried and probably will never get one. But am I the only one here that just doesnt care?
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>>37636588
A persons entire biological purpose is to find a mate and reproduce. This is the meaning of life, nothing else. By failing to do this, you are an evolutionary failure to your countless ancestors before you.
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>>37636606
>mfw I'm BTFOing countless normalfags by refusing to have kids
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>>37636622
you're btfoing yourself you fucking nigger
>le hedonism face
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Ask a BPD gal anything. I'll be honest as possible. If you're going to say shit like "why haven't you killed yourself yet", I probably won't answer. Most of you have encounters with fuckers like us so I'll answer any questions from my personal experience.
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Why do you stop responding to your orbiters? It kills us.
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Whats the best way to find a bpd gf?
Serious question:
How does it feel to split on people?
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Why would anyone care for your opinion on the account if you being a useless roastie and the fact you're a bpd retard who can't even know her own mood
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Why are you still watching porn?
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>>37636447
>being this much of a blue pill
Dumb sheep, go back to your farm.
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Cause I hate myself and it feels good man
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Because I like beating my dick and I don't like the concept of having a girlfriend, and seeing women degraded to the point of their poopers becoming fuckholes is super hot.
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Almost 5 years passed... How can I get over my oneitis?
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>>37636423
It's been 9 years. The ride never ends.
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>>37636470
It has to
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>>37636423
Wish I knew
Originaliest
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Why are female buttholes so sexy?
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it's forbidden
symmetrical and inviting
the ass and thighs do a lot to frame
men respond to visual stimulation greatly
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>>37636417
I'd eat out that pussy
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>>37636417
>>37636417
lets be honest
that is not the average female butthole
that is several standard deviations away from the average butthole
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Do any of you force fap?
By force fapping i mean forcing sexual stimulation for something that your dick doesn't enjoys but your brain does.
I force fap to guro mostly because i enjoy it a lot but i can't get a full boner with it.
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>>37636337
I don't start out with a full boner but when I do get it nothing can beat it guro has been my favorite thing to fap to for about a year and a half
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Whats the appeal of guro?
Are you some kind of inhuman monster? I don't judge, just wondering.
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>>37637377
Guess what you did judge you stupid fucking faggot.