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>start adult high school
>4 school hours per day, 4 days a week
>I'm always about 30-40 minutes early in school because I take the bus from the country side, and the school is in the city
>very first day notice this quiet and shy looking girl waiting for the school to begin, arriving early just like me
>she's quite skinny, wears all black, semi-long straight natural/unkempt blonde hair, and she's almost tall as me (I'm about 183cm)
>she's sitting kinda hunched with her legs in that "girly" position (or whatever it's called where the knees are together and feet in "triangle formation"), browsing something on her phone, maybe drawing on her tablet, etc. typical loner stuff
>she has very cute face, slightly slavic features, minimal makeup
>sits in the back of the class, never talks to anybody, never raises hand in class to answer to questions etc.
>after school is over, she rushes to school lobby, and is the last person there, probably waiting for her ride or something
>school has been going on for two weeks now, haven't seen her talk to anybody, and she's still there every day 40 minutes too early, and is the last one to leave
>tfw
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How does a robot approach a fembot? What the fuck to do? How does one approach a girl who's "unapproachable"? Not that I'm in any hurry or anything like that, she seems like a girl who doesn't care about socializing, so it's not like I have to worry about competition. I, too, haven't made a single friend during these two weeks of school, and I hope she has noticed that I'm not really a normie even though I might kinda look like one.
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She's absolutely perfect. I wish I knew how to talk to her and make her my wife. She's a like a girl straight from /r9k/ fantasies. She looks like she's into anime and video games. How does one approach a grill like that? I have diagnosed asperger's syndrome, I started school two weeks ago, and before that I was NEET since 2011. I have no friends, no social life, nothing going outside school, never had a gf etc. but in my last years of NEETdom I took control of my life, started working out, got a haircut etc. and now I look like semi-Chad even though I'm a full on assburger robot.
I don't want to think too highly of myself, but I'm afraid I might be intimidating all the shy nerd girls now that I don't look that much of a nerd myself anymore. Inside I'm still the same wizard candidate assburger even though I'm lean and clean, and I don't want some stacy, I want a fembot who really understands. As said before, I really have asperger's syndrome and I have never had a girlfriend before, but now that I have my life back on track I think it's pretty realistic to think about relationships.
There was this one unique chance during one of the physics classes where the teacher put us all in groups of 3-4 because there were limited supply of measuring instruments for some physics test, but because I sit in the front and she sits in the back, we were put in separate groups. That could had been the perfect opportunity to talk to her as a group member. Instead I had to do the test with some other front seat people.
And because it's adult high school and school days are only 4 hours, there are no lunch hours or long recesses, so I can't just sit in the loser table and make friends with the other nerds like I used to back in elementary school.
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>>39443801
I honestly don't know. Just try and say... Stuff. I don't think there's a "unique" way because else every robot would be aware of it. So.. Just say random stuff and be the robot you are ?
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>>39443801
jsut b urself op :-).
lol girls like that
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>tfw pale skin with dark brown asshole
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wipe you fucking animal
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>>39443689
Height
Weight
Breast size
Eye color
Hobbies
Location?
Plz date me
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>>39443694
I shower after ever poo you dick
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What the fuck do I do r9k. My sister has the most perfect giant ass tits and i just wanna suck on them or atleast see them. please help
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>>39443656
is she actually hot or just fat with big tits? is she a degenerate like you? are you at all attractive? older or younger?
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>>39443671
Shes a solid 9/10 and shes younger
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>>39443760
well unless she has a huge brother complex its probably not happening then sorry anon
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Money doesn't mean shit. I'm still hopelessly depressed. I am a mess.
Is loneliness destiny?
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idk but i wish i had some money
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>>39443641
Spare some bitcoin for a struggling robro?
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>>39443669
struggling with what
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How did >>>/pol/ become the most active board?
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>>39443631
>How did >>>/pol/ become the most active board?
gamergate brought huge amounts of retards to the site who wanted to scream at libruls anonymously online
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>>39443631
Practically all of stormfront migrated and a large portion of the_donald
then they seep on to the rest of the site and shit up everything
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Whites simply deserve to exist just as any other race.
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>tfw it was all just a dream and im gonna wake up any minute now
rr-right guys
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>>39443621
yes but this is the good dream. reality is worse, and tomorrow night you have the nightmare.
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I had a dream I told off George Soros right to his fucking face, asked him why he did what he did.
Then he sent his child assassins after me and I had to escape into the Mountains to hide among the cliffs. You can imagine my relief after waking up.
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>>39443621
Y-Yeah...that's it...a dream. It's all a dream. Any moment now I'm going to wake up in my bed a teenager again, ready for my first day of high school. I can still fix everything. I can make sure this nightmare doesn't come true...
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>be me 14-15 years old.
>my uncle used to be married to a crazy ass psycho money stealing cunt
>one day i get caught masterbating in the bathroom at my house by her when her and my uncle and their kids just came over to visit.
>bitch starts to yell at me and screaming at my uncle to and my mother that they need to see this.
>massively embarrassed as fuck
>cunt starts to say things and tries to start a fight with my mother and pulls a knife out for no reason.
>mom was all like hell to the naw (shes ex military)
>first straw that broke the camels back. my mother was not happy with this women at all.
>1 year goes by. the woman tries to fabricate i touched her kids to cps and my uncle divorced the bitch because of this.
>cps gets involved. im fucked they rule the world of law.
>fucking cunt wins in court i do 2 years of probation over bullshit stories she made her lil girls say to get me.
>so 2 years go by doing probation and court fucked me over cant get a job due to double jeopardy happening. so im stuck with sex offender unregisted as my background till i go and sue the court.for not sealing it in my juvenile record.
>6 years later still not able to get a job due to this bullshit background i cant get fixed.
>speed up to today the current date.
>i flip over to the news....guess what i see....
>my uncles ex wife (the lier/ex dead beat/money stealing cunt) is on the news...
>arrested for assault on teacher while high on meth using a crobar putting the teacher in hospital and is now looking at 5-10 years in prison facing criminal charges. her mug post was on tv....
> FEELING OF VICTORY SEEING THIS BITCH GET THE KARMA HAMMER NOT GONNA LIE EPIC FUCKIN JIZZ IN MY PANTS MOMENT!!!!
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>>39443609
Congrats anon
She sounds like she deserves it.
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Good on you senpai I havent read it yet but I feel like its gonna be a good story
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>>39443609
you're life's already fucked mate you should've just put her in the grave yourself.
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>want a qt 18 yo boywife
>actual loving relationship
>can't find any who want this
>location is an insurmountable obstacle
>even after all of that we'd have to click
>i'm 22, feel that time is slipping through my fingers
>want to get more /fit/ but feel like I've waited too long
>at this point, if somehow things all fall in place, I'll have only a few years of happiness before I become an oldfag and my boywife ages and loses his youth
>make a suicide pact between the two of us because he'll lose his cuteness and I'll be old
>don't want to live past 30 or 40 anyway
>these thoughts make me cry daily
Can anyone relate to this obscure and painful feels.
>inb4 kys fag
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>>39443584
I can relate at some level but i believe that VR and AR technology will be able to help many have or maintain the appearance they feel comfortable
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i'm literally the opposite. i want to be the boywife. but i'm too scared to give my discord out/add new people. i'm also worried if anyone would really love me and fucking terrified of dying even though i can't stand the thought of getting old and gross and sick. pic related i guess
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>>39443866
>Do you want lasagna or burgers tonight?
>So cute
My Discord is r9kguy#3005 if you want to talk.
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Ive think i seen nearly every piece of media that Jonathan brandis has been in, Its so fucking terrible knowing the greatest actor writer and director is completely fucking dead,
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>>39443542
Did you see him on Full House yet?
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>>39443588
yehp
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>>39443588
2017 and hes still dead, wtf is going on here
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Name my cat
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>>39443501
Steve, my nigga Steve
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>>39443501
Captain Balls
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>>39443501
If girl cat name her Willow
If it's a boy, Perseus
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Will a girl eventually ask me out if I just wait?
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No, ive been waiting for 30 years. /soc/ says im 7/10, if only I wasnt king of spaghetti around women.
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>>39443507
>listening to /soc/
theres your problem
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>>39443489
I had a profile on OKC, not messaging anyone, just browsing some profiles every day to be counted as active. I got messaged and asked out 2 times so far.
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>quit 3 jobs this year
>no more source of income
>barely living through some savings
>no motivation to look for a new job since I'll quit anyway and I don't know what I want to do
>long term gf left
>best friend died
>spent most of my time drinking and smoking
>health became worse due to it
>not enough money for checkup
What pushes you stay alive anon despite all the bullshit happening in your life?
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The fact that my life is all there is or every will be according to me keeps me going. Eternal oblivion doesn't need to be rushed. It's eternal either way
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If I kill myself, everyone and everything I hate wins.
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>>39443476
idk this exact specific feel but i know sort of the feel. trying to make it rn freelancing but it fucking sucks i have no motivation and just lay on the couch for most of every day and my health is definitely bad.
pretty much just alive because it would hurt my family if i died.
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I'm off the Molly someone please pass me a damn water
She calls me daddy but I am not her father
Kicked her out now she's hot and bothered
Quick to pull the gun
You run up and get done
Yeah I fucked the bitch but that is not my son
Working on a rap song robots y/n?
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>>39443470
I'm black but can't rap at all. Nice verse though
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its not very good to be honest also why do you even write about such trite bs
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>>39443470
Yo wojack!
Gimme a beat!
Lemme lay down some feels for my robots on r9k!
https://youtu.be/1GKe1bVuQBw
Downtrodden fresh kid turned rotten
I cant believe how naive that ive gotten
Over the years feels like im getting dumber reminiscing to a time when i was younger with a hunger, full of dreams, determanation, self esteem but now it seems they hesistate to be on my team, ya... you know the routine, when you winning and grinning all up in yo face as if they was with you from the beginning
But on the flip side when you washed up like a riptide, fools clown about how you slipped and let shit sliiide
Beside the fact my voice is wack, clown just runnin round talkin bout how i smoke crack
Aint go no homies that got my back yea im white but sometimes i feel like crap
My girl is 2D, my game aint tight, niggas who aint seen me in awhile be like dude you aight?
(Beat continues for a bit)
(Chorus X4)
Who am i kiddin who am i fooling when they be like
"whats up anon?"
And i say coolin?
Goin in a circle like almost everyday, in the back of yo mind you prolly thinkin i was gay
But naw im just a bitch ass nigga, the type to get jacked by a rich ass nigga.
Shit... ive been a loser just about all my life, hah, i tried to turn my 2d waifu into a house wife
What do you expect?
Im far from hard, emotionally scarred, on r9k im whats regarded as a retard
I make myself sick, get on my own nerve
Immature, insecure, grown up nerd
Who am i kiddin who am i foolin when they be like
"Whats up anon?"
And i say coolin?
(X4 chorus)
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What is the worst thing you can do to actually ruin someones life that:
1. Won't put you in prison.
2. Won't make them take you to court.
3. Won't come back to you.
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>>39443469
Fuck their mother and sister. trust me i have seen it on manga
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>>39443469
Make them lose their friends and job
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>>39443469
Who hurt you anon? What did they do?
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>be me
>12th of march it was sunday and I was eating lunch
>after hearing some cracking noises in my jaw I hear loud ass whistle in my ear
>OMGWTF.jpg
>found out I've developed tinnitus from nowhere
>starts coping with it listening earpods 24/24
>after a month finally 18 I get driving license and car
>watching youtube suddenly I see a trailer about a movie called "Baby Driver"
>Realize it's practically me
>God is fucking mocking me with movies
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I used to get those weird ass spooky coincidences, literally almost every single day, in the weirdest ways, until CERN turned on and it seems we're in a different universe now or something. It never happens anymore
It's not god it has something to do with parallel universes/the mandela effect/quantum immortality
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>>39443520
good goy very good
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>>39443520
Are you me, i literally wrote a manifesto about quantum immortality, parallel universes, the mandela effect, and also the law of attraction. Look it up anon, i still get coincidences and i attribute them to the law of attraction.