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removing your rose-colored lenses fills you with determination
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nobody likes you, pls leave forever
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the worst losers here are better than whatever the fuck you're trying to be
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Can someone make Nazi porn of Steven Universe? That would be awesome and piss ofthe tumblr crowd so much.
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what is this abstract feel? i'm female but i wish i was a qt trap with a chode. i dream about it a lot, i feel the sweet tightness in my dream penis, spurting out hot cum, then i wake up and cry when i realise it wasn't real. god why wasn't i born a slendar feminine boy
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>>37641256
I wish we could trade...
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>>37641369
baginas are overrated, don't waste your time
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>>37641256
Good luck getting a partner as a faggot.
Can someone explaine to me how they only managed to kill 13 people?? Just go into an unsuspecting classroom each and that's like 60 already, or have one guy hide with everyone else then join afterwards, or set up explosives underground in the fire drill area, set off the fire alarm and have everyone in one area?
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>sixty people in one classroom
What?
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>>37641276
>~30ppl/classroom
>they separate and go into two classrooms
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>>37641247
That fire drill idea isn't that bad haha
Too bad it'll never be tested
>Grandpa died.
>Parents recieve small sum of money.
>"We're gonna buy a house, rent it to someone and make a profit" say my parents.
>I'm a Neet robot in his 20ies. I don't really care how they want to spend their money.
>Afterall, it's theirs, not mines.
>"Oh btw anon you're gonna be the owner, so that we don't pay taxes as it will list as your first house and not as a second house."
>I have trust issues.
>I'm also an easly scared rat.
>I haven't slept since they told me this.
>I have the dread feeling my parents are going to fuck me over in some ways with this thing.
What do?
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You're on the hook for homeowners insurance and taxes if anything goes wrong with this deal.
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Tell them you want a share of the rent income.
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>>37641207
but he could also just sell the house outright right under their noses as well
depends on how devilish he wants to get
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So I frequent this board quite a bit and actually met a robot guy that I thought I could be with. I flirted him up in my awkward way and we definitely liked each other and really hit it off.
The problem emerged when I said I might love him after we had known each other for a few months... he told me later that he legitimately believed that the government had put nanoprobes into his body and were controlling his thoughts.
I told him that he really ought to get help because this genuinely concerned me, considering that he seemed relatively level headed up until this point. I didn't mean to offend but my first reaction was 'you can't be serious, right?'
I didn't even think about it... I was so insensitive and he didn't talk to me for several months after that. I tried over and over to reach out and when he did speak to me again it was just him saying that he was fine and that I just didn't understand. I cried and apologized as much as humanly possible, even offering to travel to see him.... but he said it was a bad idea and that I was a bad idea...
It's been 10 months and he still ignores me. I fucked it up guys.... any advice?
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lol i don't care if this is a fake thread (which it is) the idea of a roastie getting ghosted makes me feel giddy
ehehe....ehehehehehehe....pffft.....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
saged btw
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>>37641189
What for? I haven't done anything to make you think I deserve saged. This isn't /b/, I figured you guys would actually help me since you help each other and other fembots. Why not me?
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>>37641227
Don't - don't fucking reply to me. I don't want to speak to you, you nasty cur.
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How does /r9k/ feel about reddit?
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>>37641131
r9k is reddit
origgy
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i've never spent much time there
sometimes a google search will point me there but i don't spend much time because the updownboat system breaks up the conversation too much and i find it a convoluted read
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>>37641131
The general subs, like r/movies and r/music are awful. The niche ones are okay tho. r/indieheads is alright
[spoilers] there's a lot of great porn subreddits :x [spoilers]
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The situation for single men tends to be different. Many men who remain unmarried are often "those at the very bottom of the social scale, with no women available who are sufficiently low in status" (Unger and Crawford 1992, p. 386).
Read more:Singles/Never Married Persons - Psychosocial Characteristics Of The Never Married - Gender, Family, Women, and Tend - JRank Articleshttp://family.jrank.org/pages/1583/Singles-Never-Married-Persons-Psychosocial-Characteristics-Never-Married.html#ixzz4jhLfM21o
I'm a psychologist, they won't admit it but every social scale is pinned to income. The higher the income the higher the status. Low income or none means 0 status. Height, education, face etc literally mean nothing.
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>>37641066
>Low income or none means 0 status.
That's probably in USA. In Europe high level of education and being cultured is being appreciated, even if the income was low, as it is on many fields of culture work or humanistic sciences. So, if you are educated and cultured, your status is more than 0, even if you are poor.
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>>37641066
Elliot was rich and was an ugly, manlet microdick permavirgin. Your theory has already fallen flat.
Hang yourself
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>>37641589
>and was an ugly
Go to check your fucking eyesight.
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>be me indian with yellow fever
>finally get a "date" with this asian girl from tinder
>go to this asian restaurant
>she's just looking everywhere, huffing and puffing, looking like she's not impressed, looking at her phone constantly
>try to talk with her, she just responds with "uh huh" "yeah" "right"
>waiter starts talking to her in chinese, they talk for like 7 mins while I stare at my foods
>he makes her smile and laugh
>see this white guy come in with a 7/10 Asian qt sit opposite me
>can't help but mirin her
>guy catches me and gives me a weird look
>pay for the bill
>she thanks me, reluctantly gives me a hug and walks off
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>>37640984
Why are you trying to date someone off of tinder? It's not a dating app...
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>>37641040
Well yeah it is.
I've gotten into 3 different serious relationships with girls from Tinder.
Not OP btw.
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>>37640984
>be me indian with yellow fever
my nigga
First of all how do you look and were you born in America?
>be me
>freshly 20 year old kissless fembot
am i done for?
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>>37640936
post pics, will give you advice.
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I cant wait to take this bait
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>>37640936
>am i done for?
Your bait is pretty shit, so yes
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ITT: We post a picture that perfectly describes how our weekend went
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This but less clothes and my glasses are clean and on straight.
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>>37640819
Who's this hot hungry daddy
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Textless posts are not allowed, all hail our robot overlord.
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How is this okay?
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Because in person you should be able to tell that her entire face is covered in makeup which should raise some red flags
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>>37640760
Not a trap, therefore OK.
Arigato
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>>37640930
what does being a trap have to do with anything
This guy has a wife.
What's your excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaZJSqrsNEs
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>>37640677
OP will get ignored I guarantee it
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>>37640677
i don't want a wife fuck off
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>>37640677
He lost his lips. Not his personality.
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>tfw you were the poor kid
>"watcha got to drink anon?"
>"ahhh... water"
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>tfw you were the rich kid
>kids from school were always kissing your ass hoping you'd invite them over to play with all the cool shit your parents bought you
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>>37640622
Poorfag here. Went free college and straight to work. Work my ass off. Do shitty warehouse jobs. Get aprenticeship on IT job. Do better than their 3rd line. 3 years later on more aallary than my parents combined. Suddenly all chads are my friends.
Life isnt fair.
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Water is the drink of the Gods anon, have some respect.
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When did you realize that black people ruined America? When do you think ebonics and the shitty parts of black culture will die?
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>>37640601
Individualism, multiculturalism and tolerance ruined everything. Not black people
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>>37640601
When we kill them
Hahah, so never
No one wants to do anything; just fucking complain.if I ever decide to kill myself, sheboon Teneeshanashawna and friends and going to be put to the block
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They provided the building blocks for all the great music that has been produced from the 1950s until now, and thus have had a great impact on our culture and philosophical positions.
Starving niggers in ghettos have little effect on our lives. Go back to /pol/ with that trivial bullshit.
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H-hey you. You, the anon mindlessly refreshing the catalog! Come here please we have something to show you.
CDVmH
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Where does this code go
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>>37640585
Click on the "+" sign under your server list and paste the code in "join server".
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>>37640616
>tfw you go around to obscure porn sites pasting this code into the url
>it's a discord server code
Fuck me, old habits die hard.