Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4723. page

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>Go into room

>See this

What do you do?

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I would wish for the ability to curse a roastie to tragedy if she treated me like shit within the past hour.

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>can't erase amazon order history

I've made a mistake

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>millions of young people your age and younger are experiencing the greatest physical joy in earth and in loving warm relationships
>you obsess over it all the time and constantly dream and think of it but will never experience it yourself and no one can care or understand about your pain

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>tfw i think i molested my cousin
>be me watching tv in the morning
>mom and uncle are in my grandma house they leave me with my cousin
>cousin still sleep i decide to masturbate in the morning because i always do
>i turn the laptop on type exhentai.org and begin to search for something good
>20 minutes and can't find good stuff
>notice that tv changes channel
>cousin is awake and says anon good morning where is my daddy?
>oshit turn off my laptop and lose my boner
>he is at grandma's house you want to go?
>says no and we just sit on the couch to watch tv
>she leans on me im still sensitive and pop a boner
>begins to jump notices my bulge
>grabs my dick trough my clothes
>"what's this hehe"
>this is when the lust took over me
>is my willie i say
>she stops and starts playing with her phone
>i ask her if she can touch it again because i liked it
>you like this ? ok i guess
>she then gets nervous and stops
>tell her to don't say to anyone
>she agrees and asks for a coke
>we play wii u
her dad is here now im scared if she says something.
Hopefully she forget this shit i mean i didn't even forced her and it wasn't traumatic

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>Work hard and be smart like a good boy so you can be rich
>Meanwhile Tyrone made mad bank selling drugs then used it to make music videos which makes him a living legend among normies

is there no way to win?

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The great debate continues.

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Tonight I'm going to my girlfriend's house and I'll be grabbing her cute virgin butt all night, what are you up to tonight?

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>be /fit/fag and /pol/ack
>come here to /r9k/ for shits and giggles
>unleash my repressed shitposting
>it usually ends up being nonsensical shit like:
>"Heh, guess you're a faggot aidsmonster, prepare to get shit on kiddoh :^)"
>*unzips katanadick and rapes your ass to death*
>"fucking faggothomo, lol el le giggle umad xD!?"
>*Pisses in your direction, blasting your ass with pussyjuice because you're a manlet lmfao*
>no-one replies to these shitposts

Why do you hate me so, /r9k/?

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have there been any shooters who shot themselves afterwards an lived?

even though i see people on here say a shotgun to the roof of the mouth isnt a sure thing i mean how many shooters have you heard of that failed at suicide?

wouldnt it explode your head if it was like a 45 degree angle?

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>wake up and go to gym
>strength has been low because my sleep has been ruined by coffee
>bench two plates when I havent benched for a few weeks and its by far weakest lift (to give you an indication of how lifting doesnt help ugly losers no matter how much you lift)
>go outside, just like all the normies say you should do
>tortured by the sight of attractive women everywhere, each with 500 matches on Tinder no doubt, and who are disgusted by non-Chads
>drink coffee while sitting in public, browsing the internet on my phone: 4chan, redpill "jus talk to them bro" cope advice, and occasional blackpill stuff
>sitting in busy stations seeing huge amounts of Staceys
>go home to watch end of the tennis
>buy loads of junk food to dull the pain of subhumanity
>tell myself its the last time Ill eat junk food as I see attractive blondes walk past my window and it gets hotter and sunnier at 4 pm (wish I was joking)

Its incredible how pointless all advice is. Either you are a normie with a social circle or a Chad with tinder, or you are nothing. Even having a job changes nothing.

Oh, and not only all that... If I really was living life like I tell myself to (being the best version of myself), Id be spending EVEN LESS time outside: more reading books, more learning various things, less wasting money by eating out, doing as much as possible at work instead of my assigned work and 2 hour breaks. Kind of hilarious, and a lesson for all the overly righteous red pillers. There are two ways to succeed in this world. Good or above social skills (including looks / being female) or MEGA autism.

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oi vey join my server
also gondola love thread

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REEE I WANT A STONER GF NOW

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So what did you do this weekend

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>tfw you almost get gf but end up fucking it up at the last minute somehow

Seriously just fuck my shit up pham.