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>tfw you will never understand the concept of love ever
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>>37648070
Everyone understands that shit...
We all have parents dont we?? So unless your parents abandoned you you will surely understand what love is ..
That is actually a way more genuine love than girlfriend and boyfriend shit.
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>>37648070
Is that a JSRF pepe?
Quality shit my dude
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>>37648134
how about if you were constantly neglected and treated like a nuisance? that your #1 wish growing up was to get out of that abusive hellhole?
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This is how my ideal bf lookz like. Your thoughts?
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>>37647972
>dat ass
Oreginel
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>>37647972
Markus ruehl?
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>AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>AIYAIAYIAYYYYYYY
Did I come on too strongly?
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>You don't like Mario kart?
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>unironically trying to discuss video games with women on a dating site that you're trying to bang
You're all over the fucking place too.
>randomly describing a dream you had in minute detail
You're just monologuing at this point. She's not going to reply.
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>>37647733
Either you're still trying and that's pathetic or you're not trying and that's hilarious.
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2 months ago my girlfriend of nearly 3 years left me. It was all so sudden, she left to go to a friend's house saying "I love you baby"as she walked out the day, then the next day she moved out all of her stuff before I got home from work, I haven't seen her since.
I was going to propose to her on our 3 year anniversary which was 2 weeks after she left. I already had a ring picked out (not bought though)
Since she left my job performance dropped hard and I was fired.
Now I just sit at home all day, playing games, on 4chan and drinking heavily too depressed to do anything
Found out she left me for a drug dealer too, started fucking him for some free drugs. Before that I was only guy she has ever been with. Finding this out crushed any hopes of us getting back together.
I'm sitting at home looking at the nearby train station and just wondering, should I just jump /r9k/?
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>>37647528
You should feel relieved that you dodged a bullet before it hit you (marriage) Anon. All women by nature are hypergamous, they will stay with you until another guy, usually with a higher sexual market value, comes along. They have no sense of love or loyalty whether they realize it or not. All I can recommend you to do at this point is to count your lucky stars before you got trapped in a doomed marriage and go MGTOW.
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>>37647528
You're fucking retarded she might've been important to you but you threw away your job and your whole life away for some whore that obviously doesn't give a shit about you anymore.
I'd say you should probably jump OP, because you're too stupid for this world and deserve it for being such a little bitch.
Dumb faggot OP.
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>Girlfriend
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>decide to pretend I'm a girl and add some /r9k/ guys on discord
>every single one of them starts asking lewd questions after an hour
>add some femanons
>have nice conversations about music, politics, books etc
Why are you faggots such desperate virgins?
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>never join the advertised discords
Who /exempt/
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>>37647522
>decide to pretend I'm a girl
>calling others pathetic
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>>37647522
>females
>conversations about music, politics, books
nice joke anon
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Ah, the start of another week.
Hope you enjoyed your weekend, because now its time for another 5 days of monotonous, mindless labor. Don't blame me Mr. Wageslave, it is only my duty as a NEET to help you see the error of your ways.
Anyways, I won't keep you waiting any longer. Almost time to get back to work. Tick tock!
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>>37647520
Not working weekends...how pathetic.
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yeah sure, we're the unfortunate ones
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>>37647520
Nope neetie, today's my first day of a three day weekend.
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How do you find a pure virgin girl in modern society?
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>>37647443
Damn has she taken any bbc yet?
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She's already there, in your OP.
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>>37647443
Find one who absolutely avoids society. Or is extremely religious.
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Why haven't you joined antifa yet? You'll make plenty of friends and feel like you belong in a group and there's actually women in it, unlike the far right.
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bc i dont want to fight for kurdish nationalism with pseudo anarchist qualities
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>>37647395
Because members of /pol have started a group that is collecting the face pictures of people who join it and/or attend the public protests. ....also - fuck being in a /pol group of any kind.
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>>37647395
Friendly reminder that all socialist countries are third world countries
ITT: How to get devilish (You)s
I'll start
>anon makes random opinion on random subject
>reply with "This is exactly why I hate Trump supporters" for no reason
>reap in trigger replys and agreements from anons
>thread is now only infographs from sheepcucks that are from /pol/
>derail entire thread
Works everytime. Heehee
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>>37647269
this is EXACTLY why I hate Trump supports!!!
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>>37647269
drumpfkins and /pol/tards in general are the easiest to bait replies from
>go to /pol/
>post elsa jean
>1 gorillion replies
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>>37647308
>enter devilish thread
>read OPs post
>do that to him to seem funny and get (you)s, but in reality has no humor or not funny in the slightest
>is probably *that* who repeats someone's joke and copy's jokes with Your Mom X.
you tried, here's a you out of consolation
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Any uplifting stories about losing your virginity late (25+)?
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Nopeing organically.
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>>37647216
It is crazy how she is so fat and yet it is in all the right places. Makes me uncomfortable.
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>>37647216
lol, if you are 20+ and virgin it's over.
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>Basically forget I'm gay for years
>See show with gay couple and kind of like the personality of one of the guys
>Remember I'm gay
>Remember I gave up a long time ago because gay men are human garbage
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>>37647159
>>Basically forget I'm gay for years
Wish we could. But you fill our board with cancer faggot.
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>>37647327
I don't. Honestly, the typical /r9pol/ retard is what turned the entire site into cancer.
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>>37647327
It's fucking /pol/fags that ruined 4chan, don't be delusional
The kinds of morons who want to talk about politics with strangers on the Internet need their tongues cut out of their mouths
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You go out back and see these girls using your pool.
What do you do?
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Either one of you sucks my dick right now or I'm calling the police, get off my property.
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Nothing because I don't have a pool nor do I go outside
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they're not using the pool, lmao, they're sitting on towels like retards. The sun's free everywhere, get out of here cunts.
post yfw a janitor bans you
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>banned for posting "perro caca" on /sp/
cmon janitors
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Janitors can't ban.
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>>37646831
deserve it faggot
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Why do fat women even exist? Any woman can become instantly above average by just not being fat. Is it seriously that hard for them to stop shoveling donuts and fast food down their throats?
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Why do fat men even exist? Any man can become instantly above average by just not being fat. Is it seriously that hard for them to stop shoveling donuts and fast food down their throats?
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>>37646808
>Any man can become instantly above average by just not being fat
Completely untrue, women aren't attracted to skinny men. Thanks for coming out though.
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>>37646808
>Is it seriously that hard for them to stop shoveling donuts and fast food down their throats?
Yes it is once you have eating as anxiety reducing habit.
My Dad took me to a Russian "banya" which is a basically a sauna. At the end there was a special massage. My Dad told me nothing about it before hand. AMA.
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based fucking father.
man if you grew up with a dad you're a lucky motherfucker.
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>>37646699
nice dubs. I dunno how to feel about it though. It was a wonderful experience but I'm conflicted in that I want to be more Christian.
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>>37646678
>At the end there was a special massage.
explain