Wagecucks on suicide watch editionoriginal comment
First for Barrow-in-Furnessoriginal first post tbqh
Has britnormie been located yet?
>>37644961
Jokes on you, piglet
I worked today
Got Tuesday off but then I've still got a GP appointment and counselling
checkmate atheistsoriginalsal
>>37644113
burn in hell anon u killed god
if singles god is fake
>>37644221
JESUS THATS CLOSE
Haha what a crazy concept!
A virgin?
At the age of 18?
Lmao I know everyone here finds this ridiculous! Are there actually people in real life who are 18 and virgins?
I know it's so silly!
That's a porn movie about a lady losing her virginity at 18, following the "barely legal" theme.
The fact that there are virgins past the age of 12 staggers me desu. At the very least, your mother must have relieved you once or twice.
>>37643931
Is it actually porn? Does she get naked and have sex in the movie?
>tfw boy but feel like a girl
>>37643180
Consider original suicide.
>>37643180
I'm a guy but I want to be a 2d girl.
I roleplay online instead of using hormones.
>>37643180
I can make you feel like a woman
This autistic man child killed people because he wanted to reunite with his "cartoon girlfriends" like wtf
Autism is one hell of a drug.
Pretty silly
Any good waifu would disapprove of murder or any such behavior. Usually poor taste in waifu is a big red flag for this very reason.
>>37641507
he wasn't just autistic, he was also a psychopath. Add psychopathy to anything and that's what you'll get.
>>37641507
HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME A GOD, AUTISM WILL RULE THE WORLD.
1. Use a name.
2. Share your trouble.
3. Participate in group therapy.
4. Become part of the family.
Threads a bit dead, hey?
Can't believe we're at 74 already, damn.
>>37640621
I have become God.
>>37640894
>Threads a bit dead, hey?
No thread is dead before it starts. All it takes for this thread to thrive is one of you and one of me.
If I had kept my normal pace, we'd be much further by now. I must have opened 8 threads without numbers, not counting those opened by others. I used to do this daily.
Ideal BF/GF thread, old one was a self thread and hit the bump limit.
just looking for a friend or a gf
Post those templates my dude.
>>37632829
Here is the template from the last thread
Hug thy sibling, post their reaction
kys with your stupid mewoth picture faggot
Second for wanting Kissy to come back
>>37625038
>Hug thy sibling, post their reaction
no
I'm not the protagonist in my own life
>>37582403
Who is the protagonist of your life, anon?
>>37582403
>not even a casting member
>>37582403
Simple fix.
1. Fire the fuckers who dare to be the protagonist in your own life.
2. Hire your own ass as the protagonist.
ukrainianbrides.ru
Why not give it a go, whats the worst that could happen
>even FBI has given up
Are we all just delaying the inevitable void of complete apathy?
>>37649452
>.ru
this comment is not low in content
>UKRANIAN brides
>dot fucking R U
>"uhhhh its SO hot out, you wanna go for a quick dip with us anon?"
>>37648892
is it okay if I keep my t-shirt on? I burn easily in the sun
>You're both ugly skanks and I don't want to swim in the same body of water as you out of fear of contracting your lifelong HIV
Is Elsa Jean that tall orPiper Perri that small?
Science says most people who don't lose their virginity AND form a healthy sexlife before 18 are mentally and physically fucked for the rest of their lives.
I really want to lose my virginity anyway. I need ideas, how do I do it? Or rather, how do I find a girl who doesn't mind me being a virgin? It's usually among the first couple of things I get asked "Anon, are you a virgin?". When I'm honest about it they quit, when I lie they're like "oookaaaayyy" with that look of disbelief and quit.
I'm asking /r9k/ because normies do not even understand the question.
>>37648714
That's an amazing image. Can I have it?
>got gf at 15 and lost virginity 5 months later
>Together for 4 years
>Still a loser
21 and stay in everyday
Cool
>>37648751
Norman get out. Ree.
True robot hobby. Got this guy a couple weeks ago.
Post your catches
>>37648689
Caught a dorado last year when I went fishing with my dad. He caught a bluefin so I was pretty jealous. No pics because it's saved on my computer right now. Will post when I'm back home though.
Fishing really is fun. I like both boat fishing out in the ocean and pier fishing. The former is very competitive and rather fast-paced while the latter is relaxing and healing. I really recommend fishing to robots who feel jaded and restless.
>>37648689
My brother and I go often, he's my only friend so I like when we go together. I caught this black bass a few months back. She was in the 4-5 lb range
>>37648803
My brother caught this hog during the same trip on a top water plopper. She sucked it right down under; just over 10 lbs
Any questions?
I think this graph will prove useful in combating your malaise, all this koombaya pc bullshit 'treatment' merely exists to keep you docile and meek, toughen up or slowly shrivel away over a life time of avoidance and excuses into non-existence while being reviled and mocked.
>>37648523
How do ye say "bullshit" in your language ?
>>37648600
You are privileged with ignorance.
At least try.
That first graph makes no sense
Is it okay to use a prostitute if you have a gf?
>>37648495
no, that's how you spread diseases
>>37648504
what about condoms
>>37648495
Is that your girlfriend senpai