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>>37651283
>tfw your sub slut isn't on to make you cum
what the fuck do you do to him

Why do gay people always make threads like these?

>tfw got a roastie by masturbating 3 times a day
life is suffering

>>37651335
Impossible, there were times I did it four times a day for weeks and I didnt turn into Arby's. Stop sticking everything in the house in you

>>37651273
Doesn't the fact that porn stars and prostitutes don't have roasties like OP pic prove that it probably didn't come from sex?

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>tfw consumed 1597 calories today
>tfw getting complements at the gym
>some girl,smiled,brushed her hair,and when I talked to her
could it be?

>went from 260 to 170
>feel worse than I did when I was 260

>>37651698
This will happen more often as you get skinnier, hang in there

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>>37651125
Dibs. You may not have.

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>>37651125

dimensional-travelling waifu

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I won't settle for anything less than perfect.

You expressed that feeling very well op.

Maybe you're just too hard on yourself.

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>>37651121
Yes, pretty sure i have autism
im like pic related, except i draw instead of paint

hi friendo, the reason you are unable to put your thoughts into speech is because you lack the practice of doing so.

no one would be surprised that a man who read many archery books and owned the highest quality bows misses his target constantly if he does not regularly try to shoot an arrow.

do not see this situation as any different.

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>>37651114
>mom and dad found the cum socks in the drawer back in my highschool days
>they just quietly threw them out without saying anything

Shit. Mom found my hand drawn hentai book i worked on last time i binged on Benzedrex...fugggg dude im fucked!

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Fuck i nutted all over the toilet and didnt clean it well enough.

> mom:"anon..? Please clean up after yourself"

Late boomers (born 1955-1964) aren't really that bad, they got a raw deal too because of the older ones.

>>37651148
Frank spotted

We millenials are way fucking worse desu.

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>>37651107
>"No, I have enough problems."
The men will agree silently if they aren't cucks.

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>>37651107
Just say like you havent really found anything serious just some flings here and there.

>"I'm not interested in a relationship right now"
>"I'm busy with studying/work/whateverthefuck"
>"I haven't met anyone I would be interested in"

But I am smart but lazy, get over it.

>>37651037
Prove that you're smart. Give me one fucking original idea you've had over the past 10 fuckign years.

>>37650866
>mfw ENTJ overachiever that everyone hates because it raises the expectations

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>tfw sickeningly existential thoughts when I cum

Sounds like you need to get a grip of your emotions.

>>37650847
I tried dry orgasm, but I would always com eventually. Maybe you'll have better luck op.

Thats what you get for being a normalshit, I have zero remorse for you and hope they really fuck you up

No, I've only ever gotten a caution for smoking dude, which I think is wiped from my record after 5 years

You'll get a huge fine, have to go to a few classes (with some extremely sketchy people) and have your license suspended for up to a year.

Stay out of trouble and you'll be fine. Not having a car sucks but for God sakes don't drive while suspended or you will do jail time if caught

It's just self help with a dumb name.

>>37650728
i don't know i can't read

Baby boomers weren't content to fuck everything up themselves, they had to leave an even worse sequel behind in their millennial children

i used to browse something awful but its fucking gay and cliquey

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>>37650697
Ask me again once I've finished my coffee.

>>37650697
reddit

orighshhgdhgsh

There is no good answer, you lose no matter what you choose

>>37650636
Shitty Bait mait

I suspect that she will insist on having a baby when she gets back.

iktf
originales

how to get rid of this feel?
i just want to be pure and loving

>tfw no masochist bf i can abuse and degrade for my own amusement