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Ask how the fug I got here and quickly leave

>>37653289
>Breed me white boy
But I'm a girl.
You're cute though.

I'll fuck her if you stop posting.

the bulls fucking suck, who wants to talk about them?

>>37653218
Haha yeah dude sportsball (bantz bantz, bantz) Budweiser Fast and the Furious

>never really got into sports

feels bad, but it's so boring to me

I watched the super bowl though and enjoyed it

Anyone staying up for Bethesda's E3 talk or nah?

>>37653230
Nah. What are they planning this year? More of the same?

>>37653260
Couldn't tell ya, I just watch em for the spectacle. Have fuck all time for the vidya these days anyways

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>>37653054
>once proud and powerful
>now less so and probably going to destroy itself

>>37653054
Israel, because I have no right to exist and deserve to be wiped from the Earth.

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>>37653054
I'm a walking stereotype of a Scandinavian even though I'm a Burger. So maybe Finland or Norway.

she must have seduced you
no robot is capable of making a move on a girl
also, how much younger

>>37653020
how old
>also give us a greentext, you know the drill faggot

>>37653020

>be me
>parents gone all weekend
>I'm watching over sister
>she use to be a fat kid but became slim and sexy over the last couple of years
>promise parents no parties
>I don't want a bunch of 15 year old chads hanging around and bringing the cops here
>parents are gone by friday night
>see that sister is about to call her friends over but I tell her that as long as I'm in the house she won't be having any parties or "just a few friends over", and I'm always in the house
>she calls me a jerk and runs up to her room
>fine by me
>not much happens on the rest of Friday, I just keep an ear out for her maybe trying to smuggle people in.
>Saturday morning
>getting high in the yard
>actually feel like a bit of a piece of shit for being the fun police
>I mean I still won't let her have people over, but I kind of feel bad about it
>I kind of want to be the cool brother
>having a big think
>startled by her grabbing me and almost shit my pants
>she seems in an okay mood
>hand her what's left of my joint and tell her I'm sorry
>she starts sucking it down and vaguely says something about how she could tell on me and my "drug habit" at any time
>I tell her that I'll let her smoke as much as she wants and I'll actually let her drink from my bottles for today as a compromise
>I tel her that I'm being the fun police because I don't want her to get taken advantage of or anything I'm just a worried big bro
>she says that she's old enough to not be taken advantage of, but she'll take me up on my offer
>start drinking almost immediately before it's barely 11
>mostly rum & coke and some tequila shots
>good times
>now we're very fucked up by mid-day
>1/?

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Time to neck yourself OP

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>>37653018
W-What is an 'junior idol' video?

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>>37654400
Bump

I have no fucking idea and want to know aswell

>>37652824

Don't care about it, not like it affects me anyway

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>>37652824
they do have some quality programming

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>>37652824
The BBC is the most powerful tool in the world.
I can't wait until every last white is exterminated and they focus their attention on cucking us baby dicked spics.

shunju wud nerve sware

it's time to move to japan OP

you have an inner weeb, it's time to embrace it

>>37652804
Yeah? Why's that OP?

>>37652791
Why is this a thread? Are there any robots that aren't depressed?

>>37652791
>what got you depressed
Having a crush on a girl in high school for like 4 years and feeling awful when she got a boyfriend. And constantly being afraid of failing because I barely passed the classes I didn't care about. This subsequently removed my fear of not passing a class and all my motivation to do anything, so I ended up dropping out of uni after 2 years.
>how are you managing
Badly. I want to be productive and get a degree, but I'm too lazy to study. I don't even enjoy the internet or vidya anymore, but focusing is so hard.
>useful tips, strategies
none

>what made me depressed
Don't know, i have felt this way for as long as I can remember. However, it is made worse my the fact that i am physically hideous and a dicklet
>How I am managing today
It is the same as every other day. I overate for comfort, and now i am hating myself for it. This will happen again tomorrow
>useful tips or strategies
Don't have any, I haven't figured out how to improve at all

>>37652757
what the fuck do you care what other people are comfortable in. get fucked, cunt.

You don't. He'll either realize it on his own or do the virgin outfit until he kills him at 30

>>37652757
There's nothing wrong with the way he's dressed for how slovenly his body is. Do you think that a new set of clothes is going to redeem that? Do you think his ability to socialize would be able to meet any of the potential interaction a perfectly suite wardrobe would bring if this is his decision making process when left to his own devices?

>>37652712
Still can't believe homeboy reproduced

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>>37652817
jesus...... he didn't actually, right?

>>37652712
>its the glass blunt

i really do love this dumb fucker tho. makes any day a good day no matter how shit it was leading up

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>>37652576
Step 8.) Complete JLPT. Take the Harder JLPT exam next year (N2 in 2018 if you took N3, if you took N2 and passed in 2017, aim for N1 in 2018 because why not)

Step 9.) Get associate's degree from your community college. Get a full-time job and save money. You need at least $26,000 in the bank.

Step 10.) Take 2018 or 2019 JLPT. Pass. Remember, if you fail the exam, you are fucked. Do Not fail the exam. It is only administered once a year. This will be your N2 certificate or N1 certificate. This is your ticket to Japan, TIP: If you have acquired N2 or N1 before getting your associate's degree, it is technically possible to move to Japan "early" on under-graduate visa to complete your bachelor's, but for most learners, you will have to wait until you have a bachelor's

If you got this far, you're probably one of the chosen ones. From here on will entail how you transition to moving to Japan from where you are now, so please be mentally ready for what lies ahead

Step 11.) Acquire N2 or N1 certificate based on how good your japanese study was. Acquire bachelor's degree from your community college. Have $26,000 in your bank account.

The door is now open. Your path to Japan is finally open, anon

Select one a following step and pursue that specific step until its completion and you will finally live in Japan and earn a japanese flag icon on 4chan

Step 12a.) Student visa method - Apply to japanese university. Show everyone your N2 or N1 certificate to bypass japanese learning school requirement. Enter japanese university on scholarship. Stay in japanese university until you find good job, then leave school and transfer to work visa

Step 12b.) Work visa method: Use the website Gaijob to find a job in japan and apply. Show bachelor's degree, and if required for a translator job, N2/N1 certificate.

Step 12c.) Marriage visa: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Even minimum wage

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>>37652605
>>37652605
Step 12d.) JET Method: Apply to JET Programme. This method does not require $26,000 so if you have trouble acquiring $26,000 this is the method for you. Be warned: JET is 80% autism. You will have severe autistic co-workers who are NOT prepared for Japan. You will be one of the sane, strong 20%. Use time in JET looking for a different job. JET Is a dead-end job, it is only used to get your foot in the door. You will be employed in Japan for a while, use your days off and vacation pursuing other jobs. Also, JET does not require N2. HOWEVER. Your jobs after JET while require Japanese knowledge, so N2 is still highly reccomended if your future is in Japan. Bachelor's degree still required for this method

Apply for JET here (only if doing Step12d): https://jetprogramusa.org/
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Step 12e.) 10 years work experience

If you can't get a bachelor's degree, and you can't get a japanese girlfriend, but you can save $26,000, there is one method for you. If you work the same job for 10-years consecutively, you can apply for japanese job of the same type. For example: Chef in 10 years in America > Chef in Japan. This is the only step besides a marriage visa that does not require bachelor's degree or N2 requirement.

Step 12f.) Rich as fuck method

If you are "Rich as fuck", there is an easy shortcut to Japan. Attend a JLS for 6 months > 2 years. Find a 5-star JLS here: https://gogonihon.com/ - You will spend roughly $30,000 for 2 years in japan. They will teach you Japanese. At the end of 2 years, they will help you apply to Japanese university if you do not have bacheor's degree. If you have bachelor's degree, they will help you find a job in Japan.

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>>37652651
Step 12g.) The Undergraduate Lone Wolf Method

There is little assistance I can offer you to this method, but the "lone wolf" is a variant on the student visa wherein you enter Japan before getting a bachelor's degree and enlist in japanese university to complete bachelor's degree. This is a valid tactic, but unless you're under age 22, there is little financial assistance to help you do this without getting scholarships up the ass, or being rich. But if you go this route, it is technically possible for you to be in Japan next year. However, $26,000 is still needed, and you will most likely need a JLPT N3 at the very minimum for this route.


THATS IT. These are even ways into Japan, and it's all you get. 1 of 7 can make your dream come true

A wife like this could be in your future.

Good luck anon, you'll need it.
Ganbatte, you magnificent bastard

>>37652559
I remember when I went through my militant wannabe phase, watching ghost in the shell and playing metal gear.

life humbles you when you don't feel normal walking down the street

>inb4 go back to /soc/ reeeeeee

>American't
>21
>Andrew
>Majora's Mask
>Lincoln
>/V/ or here at Ye old /R9K/
>skype, discord, snapchat, most shit- OptimalTime

>>37652594
>life humbles you when you don't feel normal walking down the street
Not really.

>>37652406
i wish i could help buy all i can offer is a bump

post full logs

without logs best I got is cracking lukewarm jokes like "does it count as an all-nighter if the sleep I'm losing is in the middle of the day?" with a quick explanation if she's not familiar with your third shift stuff.

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>>37652406
>Still a woman-loving pleb
>Hasn't joined the trap master race

Whew lad what an original thought to be sharing with us today

>>37652277
There are hardly any virgins aged 18+ in the Western world.

virgins are probably fat or skinny. people who don't care about losing it.