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Who here isn't planning on seeing 2018 come around?
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I just want to experience winter one more time. Spring 2018 is when I plan on ending it.
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But you will. You have been puting it off for so long that you don't actually know wether you can even do it or not. You can't because you lack the will to do it. It's too bad i cant give you a mercy killing. I am sure yould love to just have someone like me spike your drink,have you fall asleep and then make sure you could never wake up again.
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I'm with ya op. I'm 20 and life is going way to fast. I haven't even lost my virginity yet and I need to start looking for a full time job and eventually my own place. What the fuck, most of life is spent doing shit you dont wanna do.

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What are your thoughts on E3? Have you ever been and what was it like? Do you think it has gotten better or worse throughout the years?
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Microsoft was alright
Bethesda was fucking shit
Sony and Nintendo will save the gaming industry once again like any other year.
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Did bethesda have any surprises? I didn't even bother with their showing.
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>>37656721

seems like a waste of time

they could all just publish a batch of videos on their websites and i'd get the exact same experience out of it. there doesn't seem to be any use to building a stage and all the other shit they do.

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Good Beach Boys thread earlier.
Vocaroo thread now?
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red pills

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
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postan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OTLAJJl4CY
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>>37656725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL_7XFbCdwc

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Can you even get autism bux for SPD?

Ive never worked and I'm 30, parents supported me all this time.

I have been diagnosed but I've never attempted to apply for the bux.
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>>37656655
You are a useless parasite to your family.
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>>37656753
Thanks

Don't care tho
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>>37656655

I know of one person here (northern yurop) who get autismbux for social phobia, she managed to get that in the early 90's or so though, during a time when social services pretty much approved anyone who got there with some sort of paper signed by a doctor. Nowadays I doubt it'd be so easy. It's not impossible by any means for a person with SPD or APD to work.

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I am applying to work at a gas station that has almost no workers and will most likely be hired. What should I expect for the job? I have not really worked before and hope it won't be too bad.
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>cleaning
>mopping
>stocking
>interacting with people all day
>worrying that the next nigger that walks in will rob/kill you for the $30 in the register
I worked at my local gas station for a year. Was hell. Not worth it.
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You should expect to be robbed at least once especially if you are doing the night shift.
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>>37656707
Also adding on to this, if the register is short any amount of money on your watch it comes out of your paycheck. It's illegal for them to do it, but there are loopholes where they can get away with it and all of them do it.

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>Chad takes the subway to his $100k job
>women beg him to fuck them on the spot
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>Chad goes to a concert in the evening
>QTs randomly ask to playfully be spun around in the parking lot
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>Chad checks his phone messages coming out of a 45 minute meeting
>36 Texts, 6 missed calls
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>>37656599
>openly masturbating with the intention of having an individual see it
Isn't that sexual harassment?

>touching him with bodily fluids from a sexual organ
Isn't that legally sexual assault?

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>Call me Sandpai
>Tremble before my coarse penis in shock and awe
>Weep that you will never have the pleasure of anointing my stiff member with your impure saliva
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>>37656577

Can you tell me about it? What does the doctor say? How's your sex life? How do partners react? How you feel about it?
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>>37656577
i unironically want to blow you to see how your cock feels in my mouth
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>>37656577
I'm kind of scared of developing that on my penis.

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Do women become tumblr browsing SJWs for the same reason why men become alt right autists?

I ask this question because I'm an alt right autist and every woman I've met who has a similar personality/interests to me to an almost creepy/uncanny amount has been a huge tumblr browsing sjw
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>>37656521
Yea meng pretty much idk what you want me say you have it figured out
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>>37656521
Extremists of any kind are bad
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Pretty much.
Did you just watch lain?

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Helll,i am female(male)(bear kin)(straight),and i would LOVE to have you as my orbi- friends.maybe i talk to you a twitch stream bullshit games with you. :3
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What's your twitch? bitch
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>>37656508
Fuck off, we don't need more idols for summerfags to obsess over
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>>37656508
please please end your miserable existence

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It's not fair... Europeans can go to a redlight district and pay 50 euros (equivalent of $56 U.S.D.) to get sex any time they feel like it

Not only is it way more expensive if you do it illegally in the US, the girls are much less good looking, there's a higher risk of catching something and the cherry on top is you can get jumped/robbed by her pimp or arrested if it's a sting

I don't want a relationship, but I don't want to be sex deprived. If you don't look like Chad or have good social skills (one of the two) it's harder to find casual sex.

I swear Europeans are lucky in many regards *sigh*
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>>37656404
>the girls are much less good looking
Cheap European whores are ugly af. Only the very expensive ones are hot
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>>37656456

I mean I'm sure you'd hate yourself after but sometimes you just wanna fuck

I'd at least like to have the option
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>>37656404
Why do Ameridumbs always talk about Europe as if Europeans are monolithic? What do you mean when you talk about Europe? Portugal or Finland? Russia or France? And, no, idiot, any European can't just walk down to the red light district and buy himself a whore. Where did you get that from?
t. norwegian

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I just got someone to pretend to be Aya for me
i was so happy I started crying
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>>37656319
>someone
(male)

congratulations, you got a man with a penis to pretend that his penis was a vagina so you could masturbate to his pixels over the internet
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Why can't you just kill yourself already? So god damn tired of this blogposting. Make a Tumblr or Twitter or something, you fucking faggot.
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>>37656340
Nu
I mean Ayafag
its not the real deal but still it makes me feel loved

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> I therefore conclude that the meaning of life is the most urgent of questions.

Holy shit this is almost as good as when Bertrand Russel proved 1 + 1 = 2
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>>37656309
>a meaningless being can create meaning
existentialists should neck themselves
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>>37656365
How else to cope with a world without any real order of things? To feel accomplished a person should find something they wholeheartedly want to achieve, create their own meaning in order to become a real person rather than a wanton machinism that plays a charicature of themselves day by day.
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>>37656365

I've only just started reading Camus and I pretty much leapt in with no context. I don't really know what the major themes are, I just came across this in the opening paragraphs in an essay on suicide.

The whole thing strikes me as pretentious in a 13 year old stoner "I have discovered that the meaning of life is important" kind of way.

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>feels
get in here boys
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anybody relate to this?
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>>37656283
How has someone not said such a simple fucking sentence before I'm fucking bamboozled
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We are all in hell.
There is no escape.

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>be heterosexual neet
>get a job at a local retail store
>meet people
>homosexual black guy is extra friendly with me
>talk with me everyday
>invites me to his home
>he works 2 jobs to afford rent
>gets me drunk
>succs on my 4 inch pencil benis
>feelsgood.webm
>he wants me to fuck him
>i can't
>lose erection
>fall asleep
>wake up the next morning
>he's sucking on my dick
>i'm half asleep
>my dick has never been this hard
>he sits on it
>rides it for 10 minutes
>he leaves for work
>wake up 4 hours later
>he's not home
>pretend I don't remember
>sit at his house till he gets back
>he wants to hang out more
>say I gotta go home
>he drives me home
>shower and clean my ass
Am I gay now?
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>>37656221
you were always gay you faggot.
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>>37656221
yeah that's pretty gay anon
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>>37656221
yeah. or maybe bi best case scenario

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Thoughts on pic related, bots?
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>smart

Hahahahahaha oh man that's a good one! Where did you find this?
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If thats a convo between you and her, send her
>What do you assume me as?
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>>37656207
My thoughts are non of your business
Good day.

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