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Everything is pointless.

The only rational way to live is to detatch yourself from everything, lose all emotional attachment. You should be able to drop everything and just get up and leave at the drop of a hat. All other roads lead to disappointment and misery.
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>>37658975
bullshit. life is what you make it.

that said, if you wanna die you should be allowed to do so in the least painful way possible. this is supposed to be a civilized society.
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>>37658975
No duh, shitstick.
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>>37659014
>bullshit. life is what you make it.

While it sounds nice to say it's not true. You have limited power over what happens to you in life, generic advice like that doesn't change anything.

Why is this a thing? There is a beta uprising group on normiebook ran by normalfags wtf rrrrreeeeee.
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This page needs to be shut down.
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stop shilling your members only faggotry, get off of this board you nimble normie fuck
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>>37659183
>implying I actually am a normie
>implying I am apart of that group

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So what are you /r9k/?

Wizard here.
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just visiting
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>>37658890
>be 18
>wizard apprentice already
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>>37659129
116 here

What's up man

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>tfw had a dream about her last night
Always when I least expect it
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>tfw had a dream about her last night, and the night before, and the night before, and the night before...
This is why I'm sleeping summer away.
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>>37658888
Nice Quads
>tfw I can't get laid even in my dreams
>tfw I don't even have a "her" to dream about anymore
>tfw any and all romantic prospects fucking vanished over the course of a few months and now I'm rebuilding all alone.
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>>37658888
>tfw have dreams about her 2-3 times a month
>first thought i have when waking up is wanting to take my shotgun and blow my brains out with it
>don't want to really die yet so i have to live with it, hoping every night that i just don't dream at all

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I am going to die very soon. My meager and terrible existence will rise to a horrifying and chaotic crescendo, and I will leave this life feeling just a little fulfilled. Planning on blowing my head off with my vodka shotgun in front of my good for nothing parents tonight. See you later /r9k/
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You're doing what people like us dream about. Godspeed anon.
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>>37658887
Jesus loves you, this is not what He wants you to do.
You've been warned.
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>>37658887
I love you OP. Just do what you feel is right. Bless you.

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Anon, why are you sitting on the poolside with your shirt on?! It's summer!

Are you shy or something? Take it off
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>>37658818
those cow tits are disgusting desu
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>>37658818
I didn't want to remind you that you have the smallest tits of anyone in this pool.
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My man tits probably put both of yours to shame.

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Hello friends
My name is Dimitri

How to get girlfriend?
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>>37658781
>Dimitri
I can't answer your question, but I like your name, friend.
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>be in same room as girl
>ask her out
>she leaves the room
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>>37658781
H-hello, I'm Mircea, nice to meet you, Dimitri!

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Anybody else get the feeling life would be infinitely easier for them if they had a gf?

I mean reasons i dont off myself boil down to:
>fear
>morality
>confidence i can find a girl in if given time

And those first 2 dont do much to stop me from other shit

I mean seriously id be ok with waging my whole life if i could come home to a qt who loved me

Shit even the qt part is optional
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>>37658769
>if they had a gf?
then again there is the risk of she cucking you or getting bored of ya

but I would rather take my chance than getting the feels every nite
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>>37658769
It doesn't make life easier. It just makes it bearable. The loneliness isn't as pronounced.
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>>37658769
It doesn't change anything, anon.
I thought it would at first but it doesn't.

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>tumblr invades /r9k/
>sjw propaganda everywhere
>landwhales/white knights attempting to piss off robots

What's our defense/retaliation in the event this day arrives?
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mass use of weaponized autism
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>>37658768
Migrate to wizchan
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>>37658768
Tumblr is too focused on /pol/ and the incel subreddit to even consider trying to invade /r9k/.

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Anyone else here have parents that make 250K per year? How do you deal with the rich feels?
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>>37658761
parents use to make million+ a year AMA
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>>37658761

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>>37658797
Where'd you go to school? I went to Dexter Southfield.

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"You're better than people say you are"
"You can still be a good person"
"You don't have to support everyone"
"I trust you"
"I will be there for you even when things are rough"
Anything you guys need someone to tell you emotionally starved people?
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there are things I want to be said but knowing in my heart they are full of it makes it meaningless
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>everytime i say nice things to people they don't beleive me
>everytime i am nice to people they walk over me
>stoped being nice when i started highschool
>never been nice ever since

I wish i had sympathy for others but i cant anymore. I want to love everyone. And i want to make everyone happy but nobody wants that from me. I dont know what i did to deserve this fate,but i know i will have to live with it.
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People can and will say all that shit but it ultimately doesn't matter when they don't mean it, which is generally the case.

Can we find the shortest and tallest guy on r9k? I'll throw my hat in for possibly the shortest guy.

>5'1
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>>37658611
i'm def not the tallest but i'll start us off, im 6'
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ill throw my hat for middle man 5,8
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6'3 here, fat and ugly tho desu.

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I WANT 6 FOOT I WANT 6 FOOT I WANT 6 FOOT I WANT 6 FOOT
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>>37658530
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE 5'11, ONE INCH AWAY FROM BEING NORMAL I WANT 6 FOOT I WANT 6 FOOT
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>girl asks how tall I am
>Say twelve hands
>"So like six foot Anon?"
>Yeah I reckon

I am literally not a robot due to my height, if I were five foot nine I would be a robot
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>>37658538
FUCKING STACY, WILL NEVER WANT A MANLET, NOBODY WANTS MANLEY 6 FOOT 6 FOOT 6 FOOT 6 FOOT

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So two of my normie friends asked if they could stay the night. When they got here they just ignored me and played vidya. Then they used my car to pick up 2 stacies while I stayed home, and didn't even fill up my gas tank. Right now they're upstairs in my room chilling with some roasties while I'm sitting down here in the kitchen shitposting. They literally only came over so they could have a place to smash a couple stacies, they don't actually want to hang out with me. Why are normies so mean?

Also, normie hate thread.
>inb4 "if you have normie friends then you're also a normie"
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>>37658506
Tell them they owe you gas money in the morning. At least take that much from them.
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>>37658529
yea i just asked them and they gave me money, they thought they could get away with it at first tho
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>>37658559
What a crock of shit, huh?

I've got a neutral attitude towards normies. Most all of us have some normie attributes in some way or another so I don't get as autistic about it as most people on this board. It worries me sometimes though, when I realize that in a room of my peers I'm the one guy who hasn't gotten laid, gotten nudes, or gotten kissed in the past few years or so.

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Why shouldn't girls date the drummer?
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OF A BAND that is. A famous band.
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What are drummers lirke be honest
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>>37658622
Most I know are just kinda wacky

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