Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4705. page

>>37660331
We get it, anon, the papercut hurts

Don't piss right after you cum. It makes your pee pee muscle fuck up.

>>37660357
Wait, for real? Original question

>>37660312
The E in STEM doesn't stand for english it stands for Economics you dunce.

>>37660312
>>37660313
I can't tell how ironic these posts are. A year ago I would assume they were jokes without any doubt, but now that half the board is /pol/ I just don't know.

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>>37660313
>The E in STEM doesn't stand for english it stands for Economics you dunce

Oh

>>37660071
Yes. The question is what will happen to the former laborers.

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>>37660071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLzXSQKOY1k

Japan is pretty big on robots and vending machines, I imagine we'll get more of that ahead. Altho the little cute robots they have there would probably get trashed by niggers if they were placed here.

>>37660071

Aw kawaiiso kawaii anime onna kami ja nai. Why the hell would anyone place a sink of top of the toilet water tank tho?

>>37659759
I would tell you, but your pic made me annoyed and I had a little rant to myself for a minute and now I'm leaving this thread.
t. autismo

>>37659759
OP is a colossal retard
If anyone here knew of a comfy chan where true robots go to, why would he post it here, in a place getting overrun by failed normies?
He'd be betraying the comfyness

>>37659773
I'm sorry you feel that way. I just chose the first picture I had saved (I don't have a very large collection, so there isn't much to choose from unfortunately). I didn't mean to offend anyone.

>>37659758
I thought you wanted a tomoko bf what happened?

you not a fag anymore cebrus?

>>37659802
>>37659823
>implying I'm that subhuman shitstain

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>>37659754
>sid from ice age
she has really weird looking tits too

Wow. They don't sound like Poo in loos like they did 10 years ago.

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>dis bitchs eyes hate eachother

jesus fucking lol this is comedy gold, thanks for this OP

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>>37659709
Pictures of my school shilling on exams result day come up.

>>37659709
No idea because I'm too scared to try it, searching for my email address is bad enough with all the cringy shit I used to post on forums as a teen.

Most of the time I was the forum idiot and I didn't even know it.

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>>37659733
you just made me google my email address
it was posted on a 4chan board I've never been on

>>37659679
Grass is always greener anon, normans get bored of regular sex and resort to buying sex toys.

they can't

what they call depression is the feeling of dropping from 99.9% of potential human joy to 99.8% of potential human joy. what they call anxiety is the feeling of fluctuating between those two points.

meanwhile, most people on here are hovering at around 5% on a good day.

>>37659679
yes.

t. got a gf and regular sex.

>I'm not like the other males
get prolapsed, juden

>>37659653

Did i say that shitlord?

Most the porn has absolute full autism/unlrealistic stories.

>>37659665
>I only watch PATRICIAN porn
get a load of this guy

>>37659488
yes, you dont really stop growing until youre 25 ish

>>37659499
also weight can factor in as well

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>tfw went from 6.3 inches to 5.5 inches

>>37659354
The G spot doesn't exist, it's a myth based on a physiological reaction. Clitoral stimulation is the best way to reach orgasm. A good dicking feels good but it often won't make you climax.

t. Gril btw

>>37659354
Any respectable man rub the clit while fucking her

yeah I find it odd that the porn directors don't go for the complete mind-breaking vaginal orgasm angle

like she's being impaled so hard on Trevon's cock she can't coordinate her body enough to even find her clit

Been a NEET for 10 years. Now I'm about to work for the first time in my life. It's horrifying and I don't know how I'll handle it.

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a neet at 25? why havent you killed yourself? dont you know that youre a burden on anyone who loves you?

25, not a neet.

Wondering if I should move out to rent a place of my own. Currently flatting with one other guy currently, he is chill and all but I think it might be time to grow up, i dont have much else to do with money anyway.

Suddenly I'm not so desperate after seeing pic related.

Just why, OP? Why?

>>37659142
>wearing 2 chokers
She's obviously into rape. Go get her anon.

>>37659142
From the looks of her she probably had multiple bfs before you and has daddy issues

You can use her as experience, it shouldnt matter the results with her, so long as you learn from them

>lifts
>could beat the shit out of me
>would use me as a tampon if it was physically possible

>>37659102
hmm .. green flags for women.

doesnt have an opinion on things she hasnt researched or does extensive thinking on.

heh haha .. not in this lifetime right.

>Loves animals
Especially to the point of volunteering at shelters

>has their own hobbies
Anything works, but art is always king. I like seeing what other people can make.

There is no meaning. You just find shit to do to occupy your time. Jeebus or Muhammad or the Sheldon from the Big Bang made us and all that matters is that if we're """"""""""lucky""""""""" we get 70 years. He (whoever He is) gave you a planet now go do something fagggot.

To live. There is no past or future, everything is happening now.

>>37659027
Yeah, this faggot said it.

Death is the end-goal, but you're living life to live.