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who /retarded/ here?

I have trouble making sense most of the time. I think I'm better at talking than writing. Did this post even make sense?
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>>37662083
What? I don't understand what you're trying to say, Anon.
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FUCK. Might as well kill myself
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>>37662187
What? Fucking word soup

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Why don't you make an effort to get a gf?
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>>37662048
still don't like myself enough. Pride. Image. Ego. Pursuit of unrealistic ideologies in spite of the influence that I absorbed from that notorious hacker named 4chins.
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I don't want a normie gf.
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Trap here, even I notice why men don't. It doesn't matter if a guy lifts or does much of anything. Women simply won't care or notice it unless you want to have sex with bitchy fat girls or older used up roasties. The cute women that make an effort either have children already or are holding out to meet that mega chad who's rich and perfect. They don't even meme about it it's called "mr. perfect" for a fucking reason. I do wish more guys would lift because guys just look aesthetic and attractive but I can understand why a lot don't when it comes to being attractive for a partner and they know they're never going to get that partner
>inb4 trap shilling
Eh...stay the fuck away from traps most aren't passable and self promote themselves to the word 'trap' and are just crossdressing fetishist. Not to mention how many transgirls I personally know that have gone into sex work and camwhoring for money. It's really sad that motherhood and virtuous relationships are dying out and sex and money are being the new deciding factors of relationships

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>on summer holiday from work
>its just monday and I'm already bored out of my mind
What the fuck do you NEETs do all day to pass the time? I just took a 4 hour nap but its only 5 pm here.
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Self pity takes up half of the day, then its just browsing /r9k/ and some occasional video
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>>37661975
why dont you go out and enjoy your social life? lmao
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>>37661975
I hit up friends every other day and my old job calls me in about once a week so I'm only half robot

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What's the most annoying way to an hero? I mean, how can you do it while pissing off the most people at the same time? I thought about jumping in front of a train at rush hour and make hundreds of people be late for work (some of them may even get fired) but I wonder if there are ways to reach a greater number of people
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Fly into a building
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False flagging for a corporate ideal you dont beleive in and fucking up literaly billions in the process.
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Shoot up an elementary school.

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>"i care, anon!"
Yeah fucking right. Ive had so many goddamn people tell me "i care" and the next fucking week, they screech at me and say that I"M the one in the wrong, then they go ahead and say to the ENTIRE GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL that i fap to hentai, and that i can only get hard to hentai.

Jesus christ i wanna fucking kill them. i wanna fucking kill myself.
the school wont do anything about it, the assholes don't listen. I'm fucked.

What do i do ? shall i end it all?

(also, side note, my school therapist reckons i have asperg's. eh.)
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There has been other people in similar situations.
They've done extreme things and lived to regret it.
I suggest you don't.
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>>37661888
>shall i end it all?
Go out with a bang
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>>37661888
People can care and also call you on your shit. You're not a baby and they're all not your mom.

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Actual video of a real life wagie having a major ragie. The roastie died. WARNING EXTREMELY DISTURBING FOOTAGE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCpRHGfATLo

Wagies are outright dangerous. How can we feel safe knowing they're capable of this? Sure it was only a roastie, but what if they turned their wage rage on one of us next? I'll never look at my sandwich artist the same way again.

itt discuss safety measures accessible to NEETs in event of future ragies.
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NEETs ar 100% safe, wagies are scared of us
Also this is just niggers
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>>37661885

Wagie shill get out. Don't try to deflect blame by racebaiting. Wagies are a ticking bomb.
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i just live in the beach. you see, with all my disposable income, i can afford a large house on prime real estate on the ocean. wagies coming in for their """extra special""" one whole week of vacation assume I'm a wagie like them.

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>need to save 20 thousand usd so I can quit my job and travel the world
>still 10 thousand dollars away

just end my fucking life. What are some quick ways to earn fast cash.
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>>37661777
PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON SWARM CITY TOKENS. EASY DOUBLE UP
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>>37661777
you'll get there eventually if you grind like the rest of the souless agonized weageslaves who worship brutality above all else
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>>37661777
>trying to escape the system
watch how once you finally have the money an (((unexpected expense))) will arise and greatly set you back

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dear vegans, why should i give a shit about animals being killed?
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Dear vegans
why do babies die when you give them vegan diets and why does it count as child abuse?
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>"because animals have feelings too"
bitch please
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>>37661757
even if this were true why would anyone give a shit? they taste good and im the pinnacle of he foodchain, im not stopping evolution

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How can I stop being so empathetic about everything?
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chances are you probably can't. Instead of denying that part of yourself, learn to accept it and then use it to your advantage, whatever your morality decides is the limit.
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>>37661700
you don't even believe in your own compassion it's already dying
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>>37661700

do lots of drugs you pussy. Stop being a whiny little bitch and embrace the depths of your own depravity.

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Do betas/weirdos/autists know when they're being weird?
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>>37661647
he's your friend you scumbag
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Honestly Op, go kill yourself.
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>>37661647
One of my friends has a profile like that.

He talks to pornstar fan pages on Facebook like he thinks it's actually them.

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>tfw normies in group therapy
i dont wanna go anymore
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>>37661612
Just wait and find a misaki that'll help you through with her own therapy
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>>37661612
Keep going, maybe you will even find a qt girlfriend that will change your life!
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>>37661612
Thats reason I quit mine

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Is there ANYTHING you can get high on that isn't illegal? Alcohol just doesn't do it for me anymore
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Cough syrup, lotta cough syrup, robitussen is good
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if you live in europe, magic mushrooms are technically legal, can order them from clearnet online shops located in the netherlands
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Phenibut kind of though it's not very intense

How do I get a bf with a body like this?
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>>37661548
Bump nnrr
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>>37661548
Stop posting this shit you disgusting freak.
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This is a good gay test for the the prison gayfags out there.

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Heterosexual males are fucking disgusting. The instant any of you see an even remotely attractive female, you MUST comment on it.

You make fun of homosexuals, and you let your dick make every single decision for you; it's pathetic.
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can i lick your feet now?
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I don't do that, comment on a girl just because I see her. Actually gay guys not only comment on me but also check me out. Faggot.
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This is yet another advantage of 2D girls; not inflicting my awful presence on a real life human being

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27 years on Earth and I still manage to fuck up and push others away, my life is a mess of self-destructive actions. It's my fault and the only motivation that keeps me trundling along is constant mental self-flagellation. I'm as lonely as I was when I started browsing 4chan over a decade ago. Any other veteran robots around who constantly regret and hate themselves? Does it get any better into your 30s?

What I'd give to properly understand people completely so that I could be accepted and loved. Sometimes it feels like I communicate on a different wavelength and just misread social situations. I'm fucking hopeless at dealing with the unplanned, and I can never plan around love.
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Please give me (You)s. I don't want to be alone on r9k too. Maybe there isn't even anywhere on the internet for me either anymore.
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Well robots, at least you'll never be as pathetic as this thread.

There's always going to be someone more autistic.
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What do you expect people to say?

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