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>>37663594
Piss bottles, gay sex, lesbian sex, the occasional fembot hiding in the closet hoping her orbiters will protect her, everyone wears masks because the air smells like shit due to everyone shitting on the floor and rolling in it, any pets that any anons had were sacrificed for food, everyone literally just dies within 9 months.

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>>37663594

WHY ARE THERE HAIRS IN THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN. HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE THAT YOU DON'T TAKE THEM OUT YOURSELF AFTER SHOWERING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37663667
The showers are so far gone, the only thing that comes out of them are piss, shit, and semen, all conjoined into one horrible mess, the only way to get clean is to go outside in the rain (hopefully we would live somewhere where it rains a lot) and dump shampoo on your hair and body wash, naked, and hope the cops don't get called. The sinks are basically useless.

>>37663527
link it. i'll be your buddy, pal :3

>>37663544
Would you mind if I'm always asking you what are you doing or how are you doing?

I'm not that clingy but I try to reply as much as I can.

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I even put it in bait format the way robots like it.

>>37663526

Who the fuck are you talking to?

blox

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>>37664615
Well I'm texting the wife. And my Co worker mark is sitting here. So I have a few people I can talk to. Oh and I'm I'm a group chat with some guys I drink with

>>37663473
money can't buy you a spine

>>37663473
Why are women so heartless? Don't they feel any empathy at all for unattractive men? Don't they think we have feelings and desires as well? A need to love and be loved? Why do they treat us like subhumans just for existing in the same space as them?

What the fuck happened

Did Jonah's wife get BLACKED?

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/pol/ andd maybe /hc/

>>37663407
/b/ and then /v/.

then there's a powergap until /vg/ and /a/

>>37663458
looked up the exacts, posts per minutes
1. /b/
2. /v/
3. /vg/
4. /a/
5. /mu/
6. /sp/
7. /co/
8. /g/
9. /tv/
10. /mlp/
11. /pol/
12. /fit/
13. /soc/
14. /tg/
15. /r9k/

Its considered as murder in biological terms, if you believe murder is wrong, then go against it, if you think murder is right for the sake of a women's "comfortability in life" then support it.

>>37663319
If the fetus cannot exist on its own. its a parasite and i dont mind killing it because its life has no value. you shouldn't either.
Also the existance of /r9k/ shows that if many parents aborted the kids the collective happiness will go up. You cant guarantee joy for the kid, so they'd be better off just not existing.

>Which side should I be on and why?

If you're ever actually in a situation where you and a SO actually have to consider abortion you'll pick a side.

Why let other people's opinions influence yours when you've never even faced the issue?

anime is childish

>>37663253
There has to be an alternative to (((western))) entertainment.

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>black and white morality in cartoons made for kids
>not childish

one step at a time cook bro

don't fall for the culinary college meme until you get a little experience working as a line cook and they ask you to go for promotion or something.

if you want to get good fast, find the busiest kitchen in your area and work up from dishboy.

i slam 6-10k shifts solo now with three people under meeeeeee

fuck u mom and dad look at meee gooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>37663157
Catering chef > restaurant chef
Pay is ass, but free meals for the whole day you work

>>37663232
what kind of restaurant do you work at anon?
would a decent restaurant actually hire some guy with nothing culinary on his resume knowing that they one day want to cook for the restaurant?
>>37663241
same issues as post above
i'd probably need some sort of experience to get a chance at it

>>37663134
white trash whore

>>37663134
She wants you to hug her and tell her you love her every day, she misses you

>>37663134
Nice cat.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

first for tildes legs

What was the best wank you ever had lads?

>>37663169
the one tonight over tildes thighs
worst was over his hands

The one watching

>>37663074
who's the redhead in the back?

>>37663193
goddess amadahy is her porn name

She's dead now :(

It's your last chance to fix your life

>>37663056
Not for everyone. And if you don't network and make connections you're usually wasting time and money.

>>37663056

It was the best thing I ever did. Let me escape parents which put me on the path to normiehood.

If you're talking about whether it's worth the money it isnt debateable, just google earnings with education.

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>>37663026

Just make a Tinder and swipe right on every guy. I guarantee you'll have 50+ matches by the end of the day. Doesn't matter how fat or ugly you are. Oh wait you're one of these "lonely girls" because Chad didn't notice you.

You really think I am a stacy. I'm on this board

>>37663094
who said anything about stacy idiot

just do the tinder plan, you WILL catch dick

>>37662952
misery loves company

crab in the bucket

>>37662991
>crab in the bucket
This.
>It comes from the story of catching crabs in a bucket. When you catch a crab and place him in a bucket, the first thing he'll try to do is escape. Now, if you put two crabs in a bucket (hence the plural form of 'Crabs in a Bucket') and place them in there together, as soon as one tries to climb up out of the bucket the other will grab the escaping crab by the legs and try to escape itself, to which the process gets repeated to the point where NO crabs end up escaping.

>>37662991
>>37663007
but why would you do that? you're not retarded crabs, you have self-awareness and you can acknowledge that you're intentionally making life seem more corrupt and hopeless than it actually is by being here and cuckposting or whatever

Because niggers kill other niggers way more often

>>37662942
Higher intelligence. Originally.

Less inclusive and socially isolated culture. Nigs make gangs and got each others backs, a white guy while let minorities beat up their own kind because everybody is equal and chinese run each other over because they are a utopia rat experiment gone wrong.