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What's up cucks?? Send me money because I'm hot. https://www.paypal.me/SaraBrantley
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>>37664658
You're ugly and I would never send money to someone who talks to me disrespectfully.
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That choker is about to get engulfed by a roll
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>>37664690
Alright suuuuuure. Whatever you say.
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How can you cuddle with a girl without getting a boner?
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>>37664627
Cutting off your dick
Fuck off
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>>37664627
Cuddle with an ugly girl
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Easy. With three words.
>3DPD
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>tfw no yandere gf that loves me a lot
Why even live?
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>>37664575
I know this feel anon, we need more yandere girls out there.
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>yandere is just an animeme trope
>yanderes literally don't exist irl
Cucked by the universe itself.
also give sauce op
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>>37664575
No, you don't want one, believe me.
I was married to one, worst decision of my life so far.
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>If you drank after a female family member, be it your mother, sister, aunt, then you have indirectly sucked, at minimum, 1 penis
>If any female kisses you on the lips or cheek, a penis has indirectly come into contact with your face
>If a girl sucks your penis, you're being indirectly touched/sucked off by a penis
How does it feel to be indirectly gay, r9k?
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But just think OP every part of you has touched at least one vagina!
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>>37664584
Unless you were cucked by c-section.
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>>37664607
I thought of that afterward and it was really the ultimate cuck.
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What ultimately made you realize spiritual enlightment and buddhism was just a meme?
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I've never been religious.
Mom and dad never brought me to church when I was growing up, so I didn't develop any conception of human divinity.
If I hadn't bothered to adopt Christianity when I grew older and realized many people believed in God, I certainly wasn't going to go off and become a Buddhist, just to conform to a slightly less dogmatic and institutionalized philosophy.
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>>37664224
Nihilism and depression
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>>37664224
Where is this gif.from jdhdjdhdhdhejdudneuxb
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Are you straight edge or are you trying to become straight edge? How do you make friends without drinking and how you get up in the morning without coffee?
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>>37664117
I dont make friends and I get up because I dont want to get fired.
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>>37664117
I had a fantasy of being straight edge that pretty much disintegrates within hours after attempting for the nth time.
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I won't ask you how you manage without sex because I think most of you are fine in that regard.
Where would put your pee pee in?
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I'm a classic "stickin' it in the vagina" type of guy. Don't need no dry, smelly butthole, just give me a nice, warm and wet vagina.
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>>37664103
get the succ to get hard first
then cum deep inside her
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>>37664151
But where?
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I want to be a skeleton 2017-06-12 04:31:40 Post No.37664021
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Anons, I really need your help.
How do I achieve this look?
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stop eating.
originalo
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>>37664035
this
organioli
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>>37664021
Except for the stupid ass tattoo bands and the clearly "fucked into a comma" eyes this girl is pretty top.
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Make suicide look like accident 2017-06-12 04:24:20 Post No.37663874
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Make suicide look like accident
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So I need a way to end this shit but I need a way to make it look like an accident.
I can think of a million ways to do it but they are all painful. What I really need is a way to die PEACEFULLY and PAINLESSLY in such a way that it looks accidental. Any ideas?
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You should reconsider. If you kill your self then you will never get to experience joy and happiness
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>>37663874
Why would you care how it looks if you're going to be dead?
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>>37663874
shoot yourself up with a ton of dope
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When was it you realized that you were broken and not fixable? What happened?
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I turned 30, my partner dumped me, I had another breakdown and my psychiatrist started hinting I should consider career options that don't require a university education.
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>>37663814
What is your degree in? (I'm assuming you have one.
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>>37663836
I don't, still a student.
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I plan on killing myself on my birthday in September. What should I experience in the meantime before I go?
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>>37663740
just try traveling. go to mexico, do crack, and fuck hookers. go to anywhere you've wanted to see in your life. maybe it'll help you to realize that life still can be worth it. even if it doesn't, at least you'll have some good times.
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>>37663740
nothing, because you wont kill yourself
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>>37663740
Whens your b day exactly?
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How does /r9k/ rate my spoopy poopy?
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It's shit.So is the bot
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>>37663774
What bot weeb? I am trying to have a civilized discussion here
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>>37663718
y ur poop is spoop tho
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How do I make headway in an argument with someone that has Borderline Personality Disorder? I'm fighting with a diagnosed BPD friend of mine on Skype. He's twisting my words, interpreting everything I say in ridiculous ways, and is making me feel like I'm the bad guy and that he never did anything wrong. I am getting incredibly stressed out. I thought my feelings were reasonable and justified, but the moment I brought them up he got so intense it's scary.
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BPD anon here. You don't. Just don't waste your time and sanity on him, it can't be helped.
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>>37663862
not a bpd anon here, but experience with a bpd
You don't. Just don't waste your time and sanity on him, it can't be helped.
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Tell them something like "If you can't talk normal I'll just ignore you until you can" and wait for them to come crawling back to you.
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Why are women so stupid buds?
I'm on a study abroad trip and most of these girls have bfs and have fucked multiple guys already
However there is one girl who wont "cheat" on her bf by having sex but has blown 3 guys in the 2 weeks we've been here. Obviously it's ok because its not peenor in bagina
Even a few married chicks on this trip who have done the same. I think monogamous relationships are impossible desu
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>>37663699
>I think monogamous relationships are impossible desu
There you go. Hating women for being whores is irrational, it their nature. Accept the fact and move on
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>>37663887
>hicks on this trip who have done the same. I think monogamous relationships are impossible desu
thats why shouldn't have rights
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>>37663939
What did he mean by this??
He's trying to communicate i think
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ITT roastie feels
>27
>harder to get guys to commit to me
>they always drift away when they see that I make more money or have been with guys before them
>the evil ones fake commit and just leave when they get bored
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>>37663615
>be me
>roastie
>media tells me that i should be worried about myself first
>tell me that i can fuck as many guys as i want
>tell me to go to college and get a degree in whatever
>feel free to party
>feel free to drink
>feel free to get high
>end up spending all of college sleeping around with a new guy every night
>don't get into any long term relationships, don't want to weigh myself down
>get out of college
>screw it, i can still get drunk and party
>live with parents
>still bringing home new guys every night
>do this for years
>27
>see friends settling down
>getting married to guys after long relationships
>biological clock starts ticking
>try to find good guys
>find that they all settled down years ago
>keep sleeping around with the same deadbeats i always have
>try to force a relationship to start
>they always leave
>this isn't my fault
>i blame men for not wanting the whores
>functioning alcoholic who has to whine on /r9k/
this is how i picture any woman who says this shit
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>>37663615
>Implying roasties have it hard at all
Any guy here would not be your bf, but fucking marry you, instantly.
>But he's a fat ugly neckbeard
Not true for 90% of guys on this board.
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>be roastie
>feel chad's penis inside me