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I cannot not stop masturbating to traps. Is there a way to fix me. Am I already too far gone.
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Meet a real trap irl
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>>37669903
become a chad and get one as pet
it's the only solution, betas dont get cute traps
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>>37669919
how would that fix it. I would most likely fuck one and then there is really no going back
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Any one had any cosmetic surgery? I'm planning to have double jaw surgery, it got canceled recently but it should be happening in 100 days now.
The thing im worried about is I've read that most people aren't satisfied with cosmetic surgery.
I really hope I can become better looking from it.
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its never the answer anon. there will always be something you're looking to fix. just accept the way you look and make the most of it
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>>37669871
Don't do it. She looks like meh in both
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>>37669871
I also think about surgery
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I've only got 18 dollars and the food I want to order collects to 17 dollars.
I hate this fucking shit because I'll have to tip the delivery guy, and here in america a 1 dollar tip basically means "this guys a shitter spit on his food every time now"
i fucking hate this country I just wanna order the food, I have enough money, WHY DO I NEED MORE
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go to the store idiot
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>>37669716
iktf I would try a fresh new pizza place perhaps?
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Just try to dig up some quarters and pocket change to make the difference and just say something like "Sorry, but I don't have any bills at the moment"
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What are some movies that make you feel good/smile? I'm looking for any recommendations. I'm trying to be happy and I just want something that will make me smile. Pic related always puts me in a good mood
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grand hotel budapest and the darjeeling limited
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I like to self insert as the main character and pretend i have cool friends for the length of the film
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comfy movies like these
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Hey Anon, I thought your girlfriend was joining us for dinner? Or do you not have an extension cord for your computer??
>*Howling laughter fills the room. Even Grandpa Ted, who hasn't said a word since his stroke last year, manages a weak chuckle at your humiliation. Everyone is so happy to see him smile again that Mom breaks out the good wine and toasts to his health. And all thanks to one biting dig at your lack of a social life.*
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>>37669546
if my family looked like that I would have dropped the diss track of the century on them right then and there.
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>opens fire
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>>37669546
HAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOSSER HAHAHIt's what you get for not being muslim desu
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>Get job dishwashing at a restaurant downtown
>3 shifts a week, all 7pm-2am
>First shift starts in 5 hours
How fucked am i anons?
also,
>Friend that works there and got me the job says "Once you start working here you instantly get a social life, everyone is really close"
Is this finally my chance to become a normo?
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>>37669521
>late night shift
prepare to get fucked for life anon.
Your sleep gets fucked and your health your feet will hurt and you will be in a bad mood.
maybe get a better job? or continue if you want it
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Do you wash the dishes by hand? Whats the pay like? Is it a good pay for your area?
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You will get a social life but if there are no women that work there you won't be getting laid or anything. work hard and everyone will respect you, maybe even invite you to party with them. Kitchens are fun and hard work and a cool head is all it takes to be 'in'
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it's my birthday and it feels like nobody cares. happy birthday to me i guess :/
today sucks.
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>>37669514
Happy birthday, OP-anon-kun-san-sama-senpai-whatever!
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happy bday anon luv u
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Birthdays don't even exist mate we just make them up to give kids something nice you shouldn't give a fuck about it as an adult.
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>tfw not like the other boys
I like pastel colours, soft music, flowers, I'm sensitive and not afraid to show my feelings. Why won't a girl date me over a meathead.
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>>37669488
Becuase under those banal interests you are a completely boring individual with nothing to offer in a relationship.
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I like blinding neon beams, harsh wall noise, and trampling flowers especially in gardens; I'm surgical in torturing sensitive feelers. Why am I drowning in pussy?
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>>37669552
I have a big dick and I can open a jar of pickles
>>37669703
JUST LIKE THE OTHER BOYS
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>I can hear a cockroach crawling near my bed
>I can't find it
There we go again.
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>>37669487
>past midnight
>see cockroach size of my hand crawl up onto radiator
>just sits there the entire night
I didn't fall asleep and ended up watching a documentary on cockroaches while constantly glancing over to see if it was still there.
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>>37669541
Didn't you try to kill it somehow?
It's hard without insecticide (not to mention the nausiating mess left behind), but you gotta do something right?
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>>37669685
I simply could not. the thing was fucking huge. I actually felt like my life was in danger is how big it was. I saw it again a while after that but it ran into a crack into the wall after that I stuffed a bunch of sheets into all the cracks I could find and settled with that. I hate NYC
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How many enemies do you have?
How many friends do you have?
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>>37669474
>friends
None, maybe 2 but not sure if it's even on friendship level
>enemies
None but there are some who don't like me
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>>37669474
>friends
I'm a lone wolf
>enemies
7.5 billion
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>friends
i would say about 8
>enemies
two i guess, one of them straight up hates me because i put her back in her place after hurting my friends, and her huge ass ego couldn't take it. i wouldn't really care about her at all, but she caused me to have an anxiety attack which pushed me over the edge, and i tried to kill myself, so i actually fucking hate her ugly orc-looking fat ass.
the other one has just kinda shown me up in everything (except for personality because she's actually the most boring person) and i get so jealous
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Should I become a qt trap? I'm only 18
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>>37669372
yes and give contact info
organelle
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Yes. Become some chad's pet.
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>>37669372
Is that you? If so Damn op keep posting
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In love with Max from LIS 2017-06-12 09:32:30 Post No.37669342
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In love with Max from LIS
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How can I get a gf like Max? I've never met any females like her. I like her hair and how she dresses and talks. She is very funny and quirky. She is also a KV like me so that's good. Do girls like her even exist IRL? I live near an art college but I don't know if I should look for a Max gf there. Please help anons, I can't handle these no max gf feels. I want a Qt3.14 max photographer GF now!
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>>37669342
shes a cringey hipster chick and isn't funny at all. she isn't kissless. yes they do exist they aren't hard to find either she isn't even qt.
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They definitely exist but they might be slightly less attractive than the average girl.
One thing you could do is go on Tinder, meet all the girls who look like they might be like Max until you find the one.
You should be able to see if they are like Max in like 5 minutes of meeting them. If they are not, just run.
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>>37669489
Somebody kill the blasphemer.
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>take 5 200m caffeine pills
>heart is going crazy
should I go to the doctor?
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damn those are some big caffeine pills
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>>37669324
please don't joke I'm quite concerned
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You'll be fine unless you already have some condition that this agitates. Unfortunately it's going to suck until it wears off
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My gf sucks. She hates sex, and doesn't satisfy me at all.
All I want is a pretty gf who loves sex, who hasnt slept with shitskins... is that too much to ask?
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Maybe you should try talking to your girlfriend instead of complaining online.
>shitskins
Now I know why she doesn't want to have sex with you. You're an edgy, obnoxious "racist".
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Nuclear option: act like you're cheating on her. She'll either step it up, or leave, so it's win win
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>>37669298
I've tried everything, some girls are just not very sexual.
>racist
Wow, how original.
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I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. You're a disgusting, repulsive, ugly little manlet. Everywhere you go you know you're inferior to the people around you. You've never had anybody attracted to you. You'll die a kissless virgin because you're not worth enough to even have the sIightest scrap of affection for.
How could anybody ever love a freak like you? Nobody ever has even been attracted to you and nobody ever will.
You're ugly. You are so ugly you've never even been complimented by a girl, let alone had one interested in you. Even surgery isn't developed enough to fix your mess and even if it was you'd still never be a man, you'll always be the little pathetic midget.
You're to blame for all of it and you should just kill yourself. Nothing will ever get better. The only good thing you could ever do is kill yourself, you undesirable, ugly, midget fuck.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
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>>37669039
you need to find healthier ways to cope my dude
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I'm 1.9m, faggot.
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Not even manlets care about op and her brain damage.