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Making Normie Friends 2017-06-12 11:24:52 Post No.37671511
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>neet since failing out of community college
>was depressed for a long time
>finally coming to terms with being a neet nobody and living at peace
>normalfag acquaintances from high school invite me to hang out
>fuck it why not
>spend the day with them, we go out to eat, go to a concert, etc
>feel anxious the whole time
>they conduct themselves with ease and confidence
>they dance during the concert and I feel awkward standing around
>they have inside jokes and it even seems like they partake in each others good attributes
>the various ways they support each other come up in conversation
>the day is drawing to an end
>realize that they all have girlfriends or are flirting with several women
>realize they hang out all the time and their life is just one big adventure, moving from one mutual amusement to the next
>realize that this help them in every aspect of their live because they are always feeling relatively good and always have someone to turn to
>get an ache of sadness
>am filled with a desire to be one of them
How do I do this? I want to be part of this group of normalfags, but I'm a 23 year old virgin with no close friends and a neet to boot. What do?
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I hate to say ot, anon, but you'll probably have to go full normie. And by then it'll be much too late
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>>37671770
Also
How bad are you socially? What's your grooming etc like?
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>>37671945
>hygiene
not very bad at all
>socially
Visibly nervous. Not a trainwreck, but a virgin at 23 and too beta to make anyone wish to include me more than occasionally
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are we being raided? why is the quality of threads so shit today?
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did you forget to check the calendar?
its summer anon. we're gonna get bombarded with normies for the next two months!
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>>37671503
Look out the window anon, it's summer time already
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>>37671503
I know right?
Where are all the cute delicious twink traps?
there's usually more threads about them posting their boipuccis and feminine penises but right now there's no threads.
I come to /r9k/ for traps
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What do you guys usually eat for breakfast?
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>>37671484
Nothing i wake up at 12 AM to cook a huge amount of pasta every day
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Right now I have 2 cups of oats, 2 scoops of chocolate whey protein, and 2 tbsp of cocoa with 1/2 a cup of organic frozen blueberries. Used to be 1 cup of oats, 6 whole eggs with 4 egg whites scrambled with a bell pepper and cheese.
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>>37671580
Ever get tired of being a faggot?
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I want to buttfuck a degenerate femanon raw until she loves me :/
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>>37671460
yeah but preferably a cute and pretty one instead of ugly
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>>37671460
>desu just here to fight about politics
Message her saying "I'm a libertarian. Wanna have a three-hour argument about roads?"
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>>37671460
jesus christ i would wife this girl.
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ITT: Autistic Things You Do 2017-06-12 11:21:22 Post No.37671451
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ITT: Autistic Things You Do
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2017-06-12 11:21:22
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>let car closest to cross traffic in an intersection pull out before me so they will get hit by a person running a red light and killed not me
>memorize and time traffic lights and sequences of specific intersections
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>wear the same clothes till they smell
>really into trains, planes and math
>powerwalk everywhere
>get hit on by girls but just mumble and look away
>don't have a Facebook account
>listen to a song on repeat over and over
>happy alone, miserable in a crowd
>like animals more than people
>go for walks at night
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>>37671600
>go for walks at night
same here anon, sometimes I'll only take my id and house key so that way I lose nothing if I stumble across a mugger
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>>37671600
this is me exactly except I'm shit at math (but I like it in theory) and don't have a strong interest in planes or trains (but they're fucking fascinating and I sperg out when I'm in or near one)
>walk "too fast" all the time
>never had facebook
>will often listen to a song on repeat for hours
>sometimes just listen to part of a song, looped, for hours
>love being alone, people are uncomfortable as fuck
>i non ironically want to marry my cat
>/nightwalk/ is every night, usually around 2 or 3.
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Friendly reminder that Capricorn is literally the true /r9k/ zodiac sign.
Born to be depressed, workaholic, shy, and have psychological issues.
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>workaholic
Do you know where you are, fucker?
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>>37671377
>Tfw failed leo
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>>37671432
Work ethic only gets us so far. We're still depressed and miserable and cannot form any sort of relationship. No matter how high we get on the normie ladder of success, we're still dead inside and only want more
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How do I get pic related? 2017-06-12 11:11:07 Post No.37671262
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How do I get pic related?
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Bonus points if it is a method that does not require going to a doctor, because... Well you don't have enough to be a genius to figure out why
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>he wants a benzo with a long half life
shorter half life, more dopamine release upfront (also more addictive)
what you're looking for isn't even scheduled as a drug and technically isn't a benzo
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buy some tiz or diclazepam they're way better and legal desu
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>>37671262
>alprazolam
Thank god the generic is cheap as fuck. I can get about 60x0.5mg for about a dollar.
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A girl just sent me her nude but I feel things for Onii san still
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>>37671200
Faggie>>37671200
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>37671233
Of course i like him
how could I not
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>>37671200
did onee-chan send you her nudes, rem?
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I feel like most people here aren't even robots anymore :(
don't know what to do, where else to go
whole world is filled with the normie type people, I wish there was just one place for people like me
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>>37671189
Ive been here for about 5 years anon, spent birthdays, christmas, and thanksgiving here and watched the community become autistic /soc/ And it sucks. I dont really have any irl friends So im not sure what im gonna do besides hopeing after the summer some normies will leave this place and never come back
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>>37671189
I just wish I could die and not have to do or feel anything
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>>37671224
this in an utmost original way.
ITT: Rare pics of Elliot and his family.
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>>37671103
Rare Jazz
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>>37671603
How can 2 brothers with similar upbringings end up so different
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>>37671103
Grandma Jinx
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Sup, IberiBot here: I bought 4 and plan to wear them. I love them on girls. I love the shapes, the elasticity, the symmetry and the contrast they create on the neck. Do males wear chokers in your country? How to make them socially and fashionably acceptable for males? How to combine them?
/fa/ hasn't been helpful. On the side I hope I find a choker-wearing cute girlfriend
Give advixe fashion plz
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>>37671064
Straight male here, I wear them when I go to the club, mostly with round neck t shirts.
I think they're a cool accessory as they're subtle yet manage to make you stand out.
Some rappers recently started wearing them (xxxtentacion, lil uzi vert and someone else but I can't remember who). Also, Dylan Brady wore the black one in OP's pic in a music video about a year ago, matched with a croptop hoodie if my autistic fashion memory works correctly
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>>37671141
This guy looks like he's gonna pick your oneitis up from school at lunch in his busted ass Escort and take her to the mall to loiter around Hot Topic (maybe steal some nail polish) while you have to go back to class.
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Thank you
You are so much more respectful and constructive than fa
Anyoneelse wears chokers?
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>TFW no curly haired qt
Who else likes curly haired girls? Are they nice?
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>>37670970
Nothey are shallow and they want straight hair
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>>37671000
where do you get this shit? lol
i swear people on here be like "the sky is blue because frogs have cellulite and desks can breathe"
the fuck? lol
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girls with curly hair usually hate their curly hair and get it straightened
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Haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes ) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn someting I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid 30 dollars an hour working online, which is more than the teach assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more, thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
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>>37670940
Nobody cares, neck yourself faggot
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>>37670940
>I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
Lost me at that. Hows your summer going edgelord? Was eight grade fun?
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no one cares about how smart you are you autistic faggot
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this os what i spent my last 5 dollars on. what are you retards eating for tonight
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You could have spent that $5 on a huge bag of rice and dried beans you idiot. 20 meals turned into one shitty one because you're retarded.
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>>37670914
the fuck is in that can? also, are you going to starve now?
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>>37670914
>last 5 dollars
Must suck to be poor. I've got 6 months of living expenses in the bank, plus another 2 years or so invested in my portfolio.
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Is life really easier as a woman?
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>>37670913
Obviously. They are guaranteed a decent life just for existing. Society is built around women and children. It's built to cater to them. Really, it's all men's fault for pedestalizing them. Women are shrewd enough not to pedestalize guys.
What's weird to me is that there are more women than men, millions of men are in prisons and jail cells, millions of others are dying in the dangerous jobs that are necessary for society, millions of others killing themselves through suicide or being murdered through crime, and yet STILL there seems to be an overpopulation of whiteknights and betas serving women. I don't get it.
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>>37670913
If you look like that, yeah probably.
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>>37670913
Anyone who is beautiful will have an easy life.
Includes men and women.
If you're an ugly girl, you'll be dumpstered by any chad after a 1 night stand.