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Imma go take a shower, and jackoff; hope the thread doesn't die while I'm gone.

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>>39445792

it could be worse i suppose

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>>39445792
>Whats your story, /r9k/?

Are you ugly though anon?

That description would unironically work if you were a Chad. But if you're ugly it won't

>>39445767
You heard what you wanted to hear you faggot. I remember that thread and everyone said you sound like a pile of especially dumb rocks.

We'll never be over it unfortunately.
Just gotta keep it under wraps and only fap to 2D cartoons. That's how I do it at least.
I just know I'll never have a healthy relationship.

>>39445774
I tell myself that I'd like a wife who loves me, but that's only because I know that's what's wholesome and good. That's not what I'm attracted to at all, if I pursue that then I'm living a lie. I'm incompatible with the rest of society.

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ni hao mr zoofile

>>39445576
It's an administrative error. Call the school and get your papers sorted out.

>>39445576
uh just say that they're the ones that fucked up and that you definitely sent it in, they'll sort out the rest

>>39445576
Where you from, bot?

>>39445463
Stick my dick in her pooper to spite the Jews.

>>39445463

my face would launch into that ass so quick it would break the sound barrier desu

i would berry my dick so far inside ur ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>39445461

1) Spend a couple of weeks making a journal in which you claim that aliens keep beaming you to the roofs of tall buildings.

2) Make a couple of mentions that you beamed down uncomfortably close to the edge, and that you're worried that they're going to miss the roof entirely one evening.

3) Leave journal where it can easily be found.

4) Jump off of the roof of a tall building.

>>39445501

I live in Dublin though. We literally have no tall buildings.

>>39445552

Do you have a car? You could always drive at high speed off the road and into a tree without wearing a seat-belt; have your cell phone in your hand so it looks like you were texting.

they say niggers are bad, usually.

>>39445455
It's almost as if each race has its own share of good and bad people, anon.

Have you been to new york?

Also, averages=/=indivuduals

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>>39445452
Alright, I'll bump, too.

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>>39445452
And a white chick, for diversity, but my heart's not really in it....

I'm gonna teach English in Asia and become a sex tourist OP, it gives me hope

>>39445436
Lemons are shit, I always pelt them across the room whenever some fag waitress put a slice of on on the edge of my water

>>39445436
Convince me OP

Im pretty sure that lemons are fucking expensive where I live, though I haven't checked desu.

>>39445406
it's ok to hate people. In fact, it's ok to not even get along with others. You just have to "deal" with them formally and businesslike, like npcs.

>>39445406
I have been like this in high school. I always did the bare minimum or forgot about the group assignment all together because I struggled with concentrating on one thing for more than 15 minutes. I'd get really anxious for some reason. But I always said the "truth" when they asked me why i didnt do it. I used to say "I was lazy" and they'd look at me pitifully. The ones you're stuck with might be suffering from something; You'll never know; Or your can assume they're lying dicks.

>>39445785
I don't care whether they're "suffering"

If they don't do the work they're supposed to do then they're useless

https://youtu.be/39kkVrPAhc8

latest demo track feedback and criticisms welcome

>>39445391
>>39445391
just put my newest album out on soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/defcatofficial/sets/fervor-1

>>39445502

Akida is some mean shit my man going through your other tracks now liking it!

Easier to stay up than to wake up at this time, even though I actually like mornings..

Have you done anything yet today? Might make an egg muffin with some hot sauce, and start up the coffee.

>everyone in the world is in the same timezone

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>mom made coffee
>she didn't put in the peculator right
>tfw it's just water

I should have made it but i fell asleep before making the coffee. reee

youll getfucked regardless,stop complaining

>>39445324
Why block the face is it you? I'm gay so I can't tell you exactly what's hot about girls but she looks pretty.

The overton window of attractiveness has moved towards "thick" only because so many women are overweight nowadays. It's a coping mechanism from men. Otherwise we would see them as plain gross and our monkey brains want us to fuck at all costs.
So now fat is attractive. Congratulations women.

Neat.
Dont share.

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>>39445319
did you think about some black boys while touching your boipucci?

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>>39445319
I wanked to some loli ASMR last night.

What the fuck is wrong with me

>following normie social standards
wew lad

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>Can't sit with legs spread wide open
>Can't sit with legs so close together they're fucking overlapping each other

What does society want from us bloody hell

>>39445302
I sit like that all the time too because its so comfy

I get why people dont though, its traumatic when you pull or squeeze a ball