You have five (5) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
>>37687195
Eyes are blue, I'll give her that
Shame about the rest of her face
nice belly gf op
she has proven with this image there are vehicles capable of supporting her weight
Eyo, wageslave here.
Only, I sit hundreds of feet in the air in a box for 12-16 hours a day, literally pissing into jugs and playing on my phone.
I don't know why robots don't do this more often, it's robot heaven.
what do you do when your phone runs out of battery? what utilities do you have in that box?
>>37687689
>what do you do when your phone runs out of battery?
Crane has electricity and an outlet for a charger.
>What utilities do you have in that box?
CB radio, GPS, camera monitors and the like for work.
Have a Mini-fridge, small A/C unit, AM/FM radio, and a small locker for snacks and clothes.
There's also a Home Depot bucket and a few rolls of TP. I try not to think about it.
I'd literally shit my pants everytime I look out of the window. I'm afraid of heights.
>Ready for a workout, white boy?
>>37686975
Get back in the mine ape.
>>37686975
You Gon help me warmup?
ooga booga suck my dick you ugly nigress
>Chill on comfy R9k minecraft Server, have a nice evening full of fun
>next day, there are bullies on the Server
>tfw i should learn for exams
>fuck_it.jpg
>Open up own Server
Feel free to join me, fellow robots. PVP is disabled, so it will stay nice and comfy.
MC-Version: 1.11.2
IP: 107.150.7.154
Discord: M6Ns7ub
>>37686941
Our server is pretty comfy reecraft.mchost.pro
>>37686941
what sort of hardware do you guys run mc servers on?
i have a broken-screen laptop linux server that i could set up
>>37687167
Im renting a Virtual Server
>>37687143
Too bad I've already spent Money now :(
>during a near death experience or natural death, the brain releases dmt
>"psychedelic" compounds potentiate beliefs held beforehand
>dmt is said to feel as if your conscious being is transferred to an alternate "plane" of existence
>christians commonly claim having witnessed heaven if they live to tell the story
Does reinforcing our individual beliefs affect our next state of being?
so if i despise myself and think of hell as a possibility, im definitely gonna end up in there? thats not fair!
>>37686998
Yeah, but at least you think it's not fair, so if you think that unfair things shouldn't happen, then you'll be fine.
>>37686998
No, your brain will judge you and will decide what you're going to hallucinate to forget that you're dying. (the judgment is made between good and evil things you've done lmao XD)
My dad told me to do something "productive" today before he left for work. What did he mean by this?
clean the bathroom
vacuum the living room
make dinner
be a good housewife to him
Do something to better yourself, it can be any depending on your level of neckbeard
I dont know probably not good depending on how much of a NEET you are
any boys that like nightcore here?
>tfw no nightcore listening bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHvZf8Vu6BQ
New install, so all I have is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-43TnKOfWk
>>37686610
sure, I really enjoy nightcore. do you know of any playlists that are complete enough to listen to for a long time? Pandora and Spotify both have a really limited catalog.
>>37686640
this is great. I've never heard a nightcore song this slow.
You're originally gay, OP.
My mum has been drinking and crying in her room for the past two days.
We spoke today; she says she feels guilty over my NEEThood.
She thinks getting a puppy would be good for me. That the motivation and responsibility would pull me in the right direction.
Gonna try out group counselling, also. But I don't expect too much from that.
Any anons with pets? Do they help?
as a 26 year old khv NEET who lives alone off welfare in a government state house: my cat is my best friend and I am glad I have her
get a pet, friend.
>>37686578
>>She thinks getting a puppy would be good for me. That the motivation and responsibility would pull me in the right direction.
This is not a good idea. It's the same logic as couples in a troubled relationship who think having a baby will solve their problems. Responsibility is only a good, healthy, motivating thing when someone who's already in a healthy state of mind willingly decides to assume it. It's detrimental when someone who isn't in a healthy state of mind assumes it, especially if its pushed on them.
>>37686603
Pretty similar here except I'm 25 and my dad pays my rent
I wouldn't get a dog even tho I'm home 90% of the time and I like going on walks, I don't want to be responsible for another alive thing
Post whatever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BBjBpdxAKK
Song I'm playing is Suffer Little Children by the Smiths
Turn the volume down because I have a shitty mic
>>37686556
Jesus Christ my ears.
I am bulli
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sFaywegw35
>>37686556
Earrape-thread everyone
Is this what white kids are into nowadays?
really makes you think
>>37686536
>permaturnt
Sparrow is hilarious, but he strikes me as an older dude out of his depth
>>37686536
Porn is porn.
While I don't enjoy bestiality I can see the appeal.
>>37686536
I'm into it, but I'm old and also a kissful hugful normie so I might be thr wrong one to ask
On a scale to 1 to 10, how smart are you?
5 here.
At least an 8.
>tfw a 6 and regularly talk to an 8
I constantly feel inadequate
>>37686453
In the same boat, I'm smarter than like 85 percent of the people I meet, scored in the top four percent of the SATs the year I took them if I remember correctly
Would women rather have a good looking beta or an unattractive alpha?
"Unattractive Alpha" is an oxymoron; even if an alpha is not handsome, his physical prowess, his domineering personality, are attractive to women.
>>37686403
If you're alpha you don't even need bitches in the first place.
>>37686403
Trick question. Being an alpha has an attractiveness all its own.
>There will never be another game series like halo 1, 2 and 3 again.
What's the point of continuing to live?
>>37686391
>implying Reach wasn't the best one
And I played the hell out of 1, 2, and 3.
>>37686391
ODST was and always will be the single best Halo game released. Reach is a close second.
>>37686391
Red dead redemption 2 ?
I'm sure you liked it !
Fembots, would you let a black girl eat your pussy?
>>37686351
already have
and visa versa
>>37686351
>fembots
go fucking kill yourself fucking piece of shit normalscum
I had a black girl eat my boypussy.
If you ever shot a school, what would be your theme song while doing it? Hyphotetically speaking of course.
clipping. - shooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oKdvFCC8Tc
Mine by the way.
>>37686272
Oh you pretty things - David Bowie