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>get addicted to DOTA for a year
>have 180 MMR
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I gave up on ranked after 4 games bc I lost them all. All I do is play crystal maiden in all pick
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How? You must be joking right?
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>>37689726
It bounces between this and low 900s every few months. I'm not joking, I think I might be an actual retard.
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>tfw you want to make a suicide thread but you're worried about encouraging other anons
how do I NOT feel like killing myself?
pic related just realised this
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So... you're showing us your hair?
What's the problem there.
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>>37689521
Must suck when not even your hair wants to be around you anymore
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>>37689547
it's balding at the vertex
also it's the least of my problems but my hair is literally all I have
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>anon, why are you still a virgin? Your mother and i are worried about you. A young man your age should be in a relationship by now. Is there anything you want to tell us?
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yeah you and all your shitty genes gave me a shitty little dick and shitty brain chemistry thanks a bunch
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>>37689475
>Is there anything you want to tell us?
I'm disabled and can't leave the house, you do realize that, right?
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Yeah, im just anotha wite in the BBC age. You shoulda had me 5 years earlier
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>tfw there's nothing fundamentally wrong with you but you still can't get anything at all going in life
spent the past year trying to get a job and failed miserably. mid 20s' khv living in my mom's basement despite applying to at least one job every day since I graduated. Everyone has been telling me that I'm a smart good person with applicable experience, and I'll get a job soon for the past year yet nobody has actually offered me any meaningful help or advice even when I've asked.
I'm now competing with the graduating class of 2017 instead of 2016. I'm becoming less and less employable by the day and still nobody will even interview me. I've only gotten 3 interviews in the past year, all for jobs that pay less than unskilled day labor, just as a way to get my foot in the door.
I mean seriously, how do people say the job market is improving? I just don't see it. Maybe it's easier if you have more experience but I only have one year of professional experience in my field and most jobs want 2-3. And of course I can't get experience because nobody will hire me.
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Have you talked to your college's career office?
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>>37689392
Well, what's your major, OP?
Did you have job/internship experience in College
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>>37689624
Yes, nothing really productive. Mock interviews, reviewing my resume, ect. I also tried worksource and it's the same services, nobody connecting me with positions, no actually helpful advice. Just false consciousness building exercises.
>>37689658
I have a graduate degree. I had two professional internships working in state/local governments and it hasn't done me any good. They say I'm a competitive applicant when I apply for jobs where I used to work but they don't even call me for an interview. I wish they would just tell me to fuck off if they don't want me, it would hurt less in the end than them stringing me along like they might entertain the idea of hiring me.
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Repressed memories thread 2017-06-13 09:04:00 Post No.37689355
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Repressed memories thread
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I just remembered I showered with my uncle once when I was 5. I lived in Pennsylvania and he lived in Virginia and I would visit every summer and my mom would leave me with him for the majority of the summer.
I don't remember much of it. I just remember being in the shower with my uncle. It wasn't like a predatory, sexual thing or anything like that. It was a pretty big shower and we were facing opposite directions. It was a quick, 5-minute shower and it was over. No looking, no touching. Still, I never realized how inappropriate of a situation that is, a 5 year old being in the shower with his 30 year old uncle.
I basically forgot about it until just now. Never even thought about it once until right just now. I don't want to make a big deal out of it because was one time, 20 years ago, and it really wasn't even sexual, but still...I feel weird now.
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you know what you have to do now anon, shower with your nephew
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>>37689355
If he didn't fuck you, it's fine. Since when was seeing a 5 year old relative naked a weird thing? Maybe if you were 7/8, it'd be creepy
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>I never remember dreams
>I have no mental image
>very little creativity
I've been told this has to do with repression, is that even remotely correct?
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I think he was one of us.
Very underrated movie.
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I thought it was going to be a delightful romp but it turned out to be pretty dark.
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>>37689429
It was very dark, but its scary how similar he is to a robot
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Reply in my thread plz
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i really want a fembot gf
im cute and i swear ill love you 4ever
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Anime name?
Btw, fembots don't exist.
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I want a desperate fembot gf who will cling to me like no tomorrow. In europe.
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>>37689279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
just buy summer lesson original
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I don't owe society fucking anything, why the fuck should I give in and get a job instead of taking my life? All these normies say oh no don't kill yourself you have so much to live for. No I don't it's easy for you to say when you have plenty of money and a loving family and no mental illness fuck you for bringing me to the same standards as you. The least you could fucking do is show some respect to me instead of labeling me as some schizophrenic insane guy who's not taking his meds, you don't know fucking anything about how much those things fuck you up and fuck you for thinking it's my obligation to take them. You don't give a fuck about my life but the second I decide to end it you jump in because to you it's wrong. To me it's the only happy ending are you so hateful that you even have to take that away from me? Fuck it I'm leaving this shit hole feel free to join me
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You're absolutely right. Good luck anon-kun~
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>>37689251
there is plenty of cool shit to live for.
but if you think you should kill yourself , then do it. no one knows you better than yourself.
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>>37689251
I'll join you soon enough, man. I'm going on take a nice long walk to the mountains and freeze to death
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Admit it.
The reason Back Panther is getting so much hate is because of racists, such as the the entirety of this board.
>pic very much related
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>>37689169
>black panthers
It's 2017
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>>37689169
Well the reason I don't like it is four fold:
>I don't like Cape shit in general (some bits are okay, Logan for example)
>It's like a /pol/ memes made it's way into a script
>The black panthers (whence come the name) were (and still are) a supremacist organization. Even places like the Southern Poverty Law Center recognize this
>Niggers
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the african voodoo shit is cool and fresh, that's literally the only reason i would watch it.
otherwise i don't care about Black Panther, cape man movies or any of the actors in it or any press surrounding it.
why does everyone have an opinion of every single thing? often a predetermined opinion, life doesn't work like that.
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Things you like/dislike about /r9k/ 2017-06-13 08:51:55 Post No.37689152
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Things you like/dislike about /r9k/
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Like:
>Cool community
>One of the few places in the world where I feel at home
>Only place in the world that acknowledges male emotions
>Great memes
Dislike:
>Normie influx
>Reddit influx
>Manlet meme (this place made me feel more insecure and self aware about my height than ever)
>/pol/ migrating to this board
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like:
>decent site to kill some time
>the girls are easier to pickup than on other boards
dislike:
>women hate threads/general bitterness
>gay shit like traps and dick pics
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Like:
>greentext stories but theyve become increasingly rare
>the sense of belonging and common struggle
Dislike:
>le normies XD reeeeeeeee
>threads that keeps getting posted over and over
>[X] hate threads
>threads where the sole purpose is to lower peoples self esteem
>people who give cookie cutter advice and think they are legitimately helping
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>>37689208
what the actual fuck is the equivalent of 'picking up' on 4chan?!
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>People wonder why my legs are so toned when I don't work out
>It's cause I strain my legs when I fap for extended periods of time
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No other skellies know this feel? Goddamn.
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>arms used to be jacked when i was a kid
>there was a pole outside that i would climb up and down until i would orgasm (wasn't rubbing my dick against it or anything and never got a boner, i looked it up and it's called coregasm)
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i fap on my knees. no benefit from that
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>it's another "standing right behind my door listening in on my mom's tearful phone conversation with my "stepdad" about the hopeless state of me and my sisters life and that they're gonna have to split up because it's too much of strain on their relationship" episode
really kinda feel like kysing myself to spare my mother from the pain of having to deal with me tbqhwyl
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Well I assume you're a half-autstic, khv with a threadbare education and a funny walk, but what's your sister's problem?
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>>37689100
27 year old autistic virgin on 'tismbux who does nothing but sleep all day, go to her horse in the evening and watch koreaboo shit all night.
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>>37689127
God, horse women are the worst. Just fucking bonkers, all of them.
Anyway, why don't the pair of you get a flat together. You're self aware enough to know you're a sack of shit, and she can at least muck out a stable, together that's almost a full person.
Has anyone here played d&d?
If so, what was it like
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>>37689012
Very fun
Origanalioportfolio
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>>37689012
Extremely fun.
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Played dual class human warrior cleric, with only one level in warrior and rest in cleric.
I went warrior for the armor boon and then I got duelist as my trait, which gave like 2 or 3 extra armor from the front if I used a finesse weapon.
I was a tanking, healing machine. I had like 21 armor at low level, it frustrated the dm lol.
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Daily reminder that it's not Chad, Stacey, or normies making you miserable, it's this toxic board and other robots keeping you from unlocking your true potential.
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True. The last thing robots should do is to socialize with people that validate their lifestyle.
>he bought into the memes and thought being a NEET was okay
>he ended up as homeless
Happens every day tbqh familia.
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>>37688996
>socialize
>robots
back to redit
I rather die like this tbfh i don't want to unlock anything or do anything its so tiresome
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>>37689045
Posting here is a form of socialization. whether you like it or not.
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If all women are sex-crazed sluts, why are you guys still virgins?
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Another shit-tier bait thread. Please stop.
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Because they are only sex crazed sluts for Chad you fucking mongoloid. Can you read? Can you perceive the world around you?
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I'm not a virgin.
I fucked a sex crazed slut who was also a satanist.
at that point I was a pure porn addict and struggled to cum