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At what age is playing vidya sad?

20?
30?
40?

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How does an ugly dude like this get a gf?

Oregona

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Well guys I did. I lost my virginity to an old cheap hooker. Now I want to die more then ever. Who ever is the person who posts "Lol just get a hooker" in every thread should off themselves. Heres the story.

>Call up some whore whos 40 years old and thicc as fuck
>We meet at a hotel behind a go go bar
>I have, or should say had an ass eating fetish
>spread her cheeks
>Her asshole has brown stains and smells horrible and a bit hairy
>Want to run away at that moment but know its to late
>spend about 5 mins trying to get on one condom after another on without breaking them
>Slip my dick in
>Oh my fuck it feels so good but at the same time I am disgusted
>Condom breaks
>Say "Fucking cunt" under my breath
>"What the FUCK did you just call me??
>Explain I wasent calling her that but using it as a curse
>Tells me to get off
>Sees me with a broken condom
>"Mother fucker wasent even using a condom!!"
>she call her pimp in the car
>put on my pants, grab my shirt, slip on my fip flops and bolt out the door.
>Exit back of hotel and run through woods to a busy intersection
>Hide in woods all night becase scared to go back to my car
>Wait 12 hours
>My cars tires are flat (someone popped them)
>Walk back inside hotel and call mom to pick me up
>Mom knows because I left my phone in the room and the hooker used to to text my mom and humiliate me

I dont even know what to do now.

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>dick is 15-16cm depending on the day (6-6.3")
>every time i mention my size in a dick related thread people say "your dick is fine"
>posted it in a thread or two
>everyone calls it small

who the fuck do i believe.
The fact that i am 6'3, fit and look gigantic compared to it does not help
The fact that i have abnormally large hands does not help
The fact that ive been brainwashed by porn does not help
The fact that every dick i see on here is bigger than mine does not help
The fact that i have phimosis does not help
The fact that i have a hyper sensitive dick and start "peeing" after rubbing my bare tip does not help
The fact that i cannot rub it intensly for over 20 seconds without almost passing out from intensity does not help

I am supposed to fuck my girlfriend of a month and a half very very soon. I tried jerking off with a condom and i didnt really feel shit, but if she goes to suck my dick ill fucking pee in her mouth and i dont want that.

Pic related. My stupid dick.

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I had a crush in the highschool that I go to and since me and her are on our last years and school's ending in 1 day, I decided it'd be a good idea to ask her to exchange numbers with me, but being the roastie whore who she is, she gave me a fake number, but I had hope and thought it was just my shaking hands incorrectly punching the number in. I got the genius idea of writing the number on a piece of paper and going to one of her classes and giving it to her once the bell rings, but then she saw me and started speed walking into the other direction, halfway through the hallway as I was trying to catch up to her, she got some other chad type motherfucker to act as a physical barricade between me and her, to buy her time, since I was bigger than this weed smoking piece of shit, I passed him with little resistance and eventually caught up to her. I called her name as she opened the door to the women's bathroom, turned around, said she really had to go, and fucking slammed the door in my face just as I was about to hand her the piece of paper. Guys, will we ever be able to understand women? She was always nice to me so it's unusual that she did this.

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This is a thing now Edition.

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65502996E1F7F70A16F6FB8C9923A6803BE62E8E46752FC31C96C04FE5CED115A3A2C0717FED

Please, I'm so hungry.

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>watch teen movies set in high schools so I can pretend my high school life was as exciting as that
>I just went home everyday. Did my homework and played TF2 on the same server until I had to go to bed all four years.

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Get in here lads and share some music

Stories
>Kurt Cobain started a military operation in India posts are saved if anyone wants more info

Here's a song from /mu/ I saw today to start us off

https://wyndwood.bandcamp.com/track/happy

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I did an experiment yesterday, /r9k/, and I'd like to tell you about it.

I spent a few minutes on /biz/ and figured I was smart enough to make money off a little scam.
I posed as a girl in online chatrooms, got multiple pics, and tried to scam horny dudes into paying me $10 for a custom video.
I had zero success at this, probably could make a few bucks if I kept at it, but it was a degrading experience.

But what was just so eye opening was the FLOOD of messages I received the minute I logged into the chat room with my female avatar, not only that, but how perverse people were in their requests.

It was a strange thing to be witness to such a huge swath of the depraved dudes. And it was old guys, like 40 and over usually, do they do nothing all day but jerk off to cam girls? Is that the future for us down the road?

I got the idea because I'd been scammed before

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what /r9k/ tier must watch documentaries are there?

I love all of elliot rodgers and eggman videos

any schoolshooter codumentaries?

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Robot jobs include:
>call center worker
>shelf stocker
>nighttime security

If you work anything else or you're not a NEET, you're a normie.

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Post a pic, can be anything you want. Then tell us why you chose that pic.

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find the robot, cyborg and normalfag, ignore the stacy

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Why would women in west ever think to engage in such horrible degrading things as doing group sex with old corpses.
Are these women literally mentally retarded or what? I just can't believe they don't have anything to eat or that they can't find any other job.
They look healthy, young, and kept how could such beautiful healthy girls ever agree to do such stupid thing and let old corpses fuck them and cum all over their face on camera for few hundred dollars.

Whats wrong with these women? Its not like they will starve to death if they dont do this.

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