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>>37698991
>tfw my dick is just as long as the guy on the right but 2x thinner

The only reason women haven't given me shit yet is because I'm a nice guy. Or else every time I sent a dick pic in the past they would have laughed.

>>37698991
I'd rather that than my 4.7x4.6

>>37698991
try 8x5

Just a tonic water for me thanks. Well I just found out that my mom was just the same as the stays
Slept around went to college and "settled down" with my dad at age 30. Kinda makes me feel like a pice of shit Desu

Eh, nothing much. Just increasing my desire to kill myself everyday, with it exponentially increasing by 2. It is unfortunate however that no matter how many nooses I make, no matter how much bleach I drink, no matter how many samurai I hire, I just can't seem to die desu

I just wish girls would be nice, gentle and tender. I know male members of biker gangs and former convicts that are much kinder and empathetic that women. But I want a child and a family, so I still look for a kind girl.

>>37698851
thats a neck beard

their (((doctors))) give them hormones and shit to grow good beards
meanwhile ive gotta increase my test with actual exercise n sheit

>>37698851
>female
That is not female.

BEGONE ROASTIE

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>>37698834
which personality disorder do you have

>>37698834
sent a txt :x

I'm anxious about my interview anon. Today I'm proud that I exerciced for 2 hours but I want to finally seriously start drawing tomorrow.

>>37698617
That's great news anon! It's always good to hear people taking care of themselves. Best of luck in your interview as well, just take a few deep breaths before going in and you'll do fine.

It's pretty shit right now. I have to give a presentation on a quarter long project and I'm trying to figure out how to hype up the details in the presentation so everyone in class doesn't realize I picked an easy project that only sounds appropriately difficult for the level of the class to get an easy A. I don't know how I'm going to pull it off, I only have 4 fucking slides and it's due tomorrow

>>37698539
>kys if you orbit women
don't you think that's a little bit excessive?

>>37698591

No. Orbiters enable roasties more than anything desu senpai

>>37698591
no. orbiters are the lowest form of life on the planet and the most repugnant

thank God :^) why didn't I c this day one..

white & based

Nice to see you still going. Keep it up.

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>>37698345
Fuck you, both capitalists and ruskies(or just commie in general)

>>37698345
We already have seized the means of production--oh, you mean have government bureaucrats handle it!
They've been doing such an amazing job so far, so you have a point.

>>37698509
>socialist
>same thing as commie
stop LARPing. the NSDAP was built on socialism.

>>37698198
So what was the evidence?

To imagine that if someone plants CP on you, your life is ruined

>>37698265
Having only read that article, who knows, but I bet the girls were sending him stuff and their parents found out and called the cops.

The article said he was instructing the two fans to send him vids, so probably not something he can say he didn't do.

>>37698198
this is pretty funny because he looks like an all american normie faggot.

>>37698111
Rule 1: Don't Overthink things while you talk.

>>37698855
> Dont overthink while you talk...

If you are smart this is literally impossible.

>>37698892
Smart people don't waste their energy on petty shit like talking to 6/10 co workers

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Wagecucking for summer internship for 2 more months.

Exam results would be out this Thursday or Friday. Pretty sure I'd passed but didn't do well either.

>>37698036
I have an internship this summer because nepotism. There's a good chance that I get kicked out for 2 years after this term though; just waiting on my grades.

>>37698036
AStron, lir10 and art history online for ucsc

It clearly says it's from the r/cringeanarchy meetup. If you weren't so fucking lazy it would've taken a few seconds in MSpaint to doctor it.

>>37698013

>all those chads

Wtf

>>37698013
Well... Never going ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.... etc. to fucking idiot reddit again. Jesus. GOD
A;LSDKJF;AKLSDFJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37698011
Common human attribute of superiority, women and men share this.

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>>37698011
so your mom makes fun of you because you like Rachael?

shit taste desu.

>>37698326
Common attribute of insecurity you mean.

>>37697834
No need, I'm cut

>>37697936
You nasty.

>>37697834
Months ago
The phimosis doesn't help

>>37697826
>Why don't men respect women anymore?
Since when did we ever?

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>>37697826
there ain't nothing left to respect

>>37697826
Why should we, also Katy kinda sucks