Any Aussie robots out there looking to join an active discord? We have one for you!
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>>37699787
seems cool where are the memes held
is that the discord where the pedophile from queensland fucked that 14 year old and the autist went crazy and assaulted him?
noo why on earth would you think such a thing
>was in the kitchen less than 10 minutes and still managed to eat a loaf of bread, a can of smoked sardines, and a dozen Kraft Singles
>>37699726
Did you eat them all together like a sandwich or are you telling me you ate ten individual wrapped fucking """"cheese""""" packets?
Not a sandwich, ingredient by ingredient.
>>37699833
Originally what in shit's fuck?
Tell me a joke robots
TeIl me a joke robots
I'm sexually active and happy
TeII me a joke robots
Is it cringe to hang 9 Vinyls of your favorite albums above your computer desk in your bedroom?
nah, it's cool.
add some favorite musician posters and it would be great.
I don't think so. Could look pretty nice actually. But does that mean you have to take them down every time you want to listen to them?
nope. just don't be like me and use tape on the actual vinyl covers and not the plastic covering it comes in, because you will end up ripping off the cover art when its time to take them down momentarily LOL fuck! :(
Is anything as strange as a normal person?
Is anyone as cruel as a normal person?
Waiting after school for you
They want to know if you
If you're normal too
Well, are you?
Are you?
I'm so confused, am I a normal person?
You know, I can't tell if I'm a normal person, it's true
I think I'm cool enough, but am I cruel enough?
Am I cruel enough, for you?
Girl break you down
Till everything is normal now, I know
And they will break down
Till everything is normal now, I know
They take their tea at two
All the normal people, they do
They burn the jungle down
While they were sleeping, it grew
You dream in English now
In proper English, look how
You're just the same as me
It's through
And they will break you down
Till everything is normal now, I know
When they get excited, they try to hide it
Look at those normies go
what led to the normies being so fucked?
Really being normal should be a good thing
but it definitely isn't right now. normies are """successful""" but they are always completely depressed inside and shit. They don't have their shit together more than we do they just fit into the normie lifestyle. I suppose they ignore the deeper feelings in order to remain ignorantly in pleasure.
Tea is the true patrician's drink. Water is for normies. Filthy sports loving normies and their "water bottles" and "water fountains". I personally haven't had water since 2009.
Normies love Arcade Fire; in fact, Arcade Fire are normies.
is Cloud here? rem wants to watch anime with you and he's crying
God I'm so so fucking tired of all these 15 year old animeposter discordfags. Fuck this board
what's with people using this board like its there personal chat? And what the hell is going on in those discords anyway? seems like you guys enjoy cooking up a lot of drama
>>37699501
what were you expecting anon-kun???
I might work at Wal-Mart. Am I fucked lads?
I just walked out today after less than 2 weeks of working there. If you're on my level of social retardation, yeah definitely.
>>37699464
seems like a normal job, do your hours get paid and get the fuck out
you're completely fucked t b q h
retail jobs are awful and they're going to treat you like shit at Walmart
What does r9k think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc
>tfw my oneitis has probably watched this and now thinks less of me
>>37699405
Don't worry about what I think. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That's a quote.
the video was pretty dumb but hilarious
i was shocked buzzfeed made it
The anon under you posts your future wife/husband.
please be a mentally ill, basement-dwelling shut-in
I wonder who this mystery woman is!
>>37699388
you only get a wife if you post or describe one for the anon above you
lazy asses dont get imaginary love
>fucking the same hoes
it took me a while to realize that Guys share roasties, actually share them
not as in run a train on her but
>You fuck her for a month (January)
>I fuck her for a month (February)
this is a thing and everyone is pretty much okay with it on every level
im not talking about couples, or cuckery i mean just causal sexs
Yup. Why do you think so many of us get pissed off that we get stuck having to try and woo her on a date when she basically just bounces between guys like that?
>>37699374
i forgot to add that guys want to share girls not in a cuck way but to show he doesnt give a fuck
i guy offered me a girl he already fucked and he was like yea she would fuck you
Then he went to fuck this other girl that he hasnt fucked yet, and that other girl was under the spell of that 1 guy who sent her to me
it was like she had to fuck me for him
idk this shit is fucking weird
>>37699409
i had no idea that sharing girls is what guys do
lmao
sharing girls just sounds like the dumbest shit ever
>TFW too dumb to understand what /sharing/ girls means
i thought they dont actually cycle girls they have already fucked and pass them onto other friends
>hey mister take a look at this!
Your reaction?
>>37699284
Nice! Thanks for showing me!
>sheboon making sexual displays toward me
Attempt to withhold my vomit while staying a arms length away from the aidsmonkey.
>>37699284
BLEACH and marry her if virgin
unfortunately virgin sheboon cuties dont exist
>circumcised at birth in the early 1990s because of retarded Christcucks in the 1920s thinking it would stop masturbation and sinful behavior and making it into a quote unquote legitimate medical procedure
>have jacked off at least 3 times a day every day for the last 13 years
So what was the fucking point?
so your roastie mother wouldn't have to deal with ewww gross smegma!!! (even though that's not even a problem since the foreskin is still stuck to the glands until puberty)
>>37699134
To be fair, I've been doing restoration for about 18 months now and I've been masturbating more lately due to it not being painful anymore. I used to be capped at two faps a day before the friction burns became unbearable but now I can do it as much as I want. You probably just didn't get cut very tightly.
>Parents were hardcore Christians in 1996
>Still didn't get circumcised
how this make you feel?
>ywn sexually excite a woman
>>37699130
like where this thread is headed
That's not true. We've all been part of some woman or another's masturbatory fantasy at least once.
>>37699190
You don't know me, chad. All women are uncomfortable around me, regardless of how normal and nonchalant I think I am.
Reminder that you're not a robot if you were well off in high school. True robots dropped out or BARELY made it through.
So anon, did you drop out? Why?
i did noot noot go
>>37699000
i dropped out because education is a spook of the mind
Almost did. Almost got kicked out of my house for having such bad grades.
My parents wanted ivy league kids, but my brothers both fucked up. By the time they left , my parents stopped caring and were fine with my 2.0 average.
I'm 28 years old. This puts me on the verge of "old man territory", especially since modern youth culture seems deliberately hostile to anyone who's white, male, and straight. In all my life I never felt like I belonged anywhere, especially in my own home. Moving to a big city didn't change that since I just run into newer types of people that I can't understand. I think back to my heroes, like R. Crumb and Frank Zappa, and I consider how they were able to take their hatred for their environment and turn it into something constructive. I'm an artist but I only want to draw fetish porn. I'm currently unemployed and I think my roommates resent me for that. I have money saved up to help pay rent and bills but I just draw in my room all day. Self hatred has been a constant throughout my life and when I try to express this my roommates make fun of me for it. They ask me why I'm so dumpy and negative and I tell them why and then they tell me to be more positive. This makes me feel alienated from them.
I don't want to work a shitty day job anymore. That's what I was doing. But I only have experience driving a forklift. I can't pass drug tests because weed so I'm fucked for most jobs now. I don't care to see the future and I contemplate suicide every day. Killing myself would fuck over my roommates because they do like me, for whatever reason, but at the same time I'm totally ready to give up. I've done nothing important with my life at all. I'm no virgin but I've never been in love. I'm not sure if I believe love is real. My parents have no idea what I'm going through. Dad was a jock and mom was a cheerleader. They were married at 21 and immediately started having kids. Dad has worked the same job his whole damn life and I was working for him at the family business before I decided to leave. I couldn't be a part of that cycle. Now I'm still miserable just in a new location. I want to die but somehow shame keeps me from pulling the trigger. But I'm so tired...
u fucking americans with all your wants and needs fuckity fuck you ever just relax and spit at the ceiling?
>>37699041
We're conditioned to find purpose and fulfillment in our lives, yet our environment is designed to suppress all creativity and individuality. Why wouldn't anxiety be the default state for any self-aware person in such circumstances?
>>37698999
filthy fucking americans stealing all the trips but cant even post a readable image,
fuck off.