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>>37704258
femanon here

I get female attention all the time from my girlfriends, it really isn't that interesting you wouldn't like it

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>>37704258
it felt like i was floating fwend

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>>37704275
Ahhh of course, Stacey always needs her minions to do her dirty work.

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>>37704192
i need attention here.
daddy didn't say he loved me here.
i never love here.

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>>37704214
Got pumped and dumped here

Have crippling bonding issues here

try to fill my non-existent self-esteem with the approval of shallow bitches here

>>37704192
is a virgin here
has unrealistic desires here
can't get it up here
is balding here
is a fat no neck little dick chump here
I willingly watch anime here

>>37704161
Femanon here

Suicide is not the option anon! Be safe out there

>>37704161
femanon here
anon, suicide is wrong

As a fembot,i must advise you to NOT to do that.

>>37704085
Depends if he lands a good job or becomes a NEET.

STEM + good job = Chad dad one day or at worst, top tier provider.

In short, have your fun while you're young then marry a guy like that and go on cruise control.

>>37704085
femanon here
ahhah I certianly hope he doesn't just have a stem, I prefare a big thick branch :)

>>37704109
I don't think Chad and STEM have a lot of overlapping

how did it go??

did u just beee urself? :)

Protip: You still have to meet people face to face if you succeed at a phone interview.

femanon here

you losers are hopeless and I hate you all

>>37703607
chads, I was on almost every sport team so they were all chads. I wouldnt call them friends, more like acquaintances. they were bros desu

People like me: no-life autists who spent all their free time playing games and browsing the net. Good times.

>>37703607
femanon here
you know, typical freinds. a few who had cars, a few who where poor, a few who just didin't give a fuck. you know, ordinary people

>>37703571
I am responding because I am also curious how fast you can finish school online

None of that "you'll probably just slack off" handwaving answers.

As a fembot,i have to say yeah you can,if really put your mind to it.

>>37703571
When I did it, they were stealing money from me, but it may be different for you.

Sex drives are not static. They change. It sounds like you need to go out and get laid.

>>37703551
My libido is dependent on how much I fap.
The more I fap the higher my libido gets till I'm doing it multiple times day. If I can resist for a week, then my libido drops down to nothing

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>Give in to lust. Give up to Iust, oh heaven knows we'll Soon be dust!

>>37703511
the thing with this mode of thinking is that there are no real answers to it. you either kill yourself or continue to live a shitty life that you are unwilling or unable to change.

I can give you the mercy killing you deserve. I promise i will make it quick and painless for you.

>>37703570
shut up wannabe dom

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Fuck you, Jolene

You did this to me

Fuck you Lauryn you stupid insignificant whore. Fuck you for fucking my best friend fuck you for everything I wish you where dead you stupid bitch.

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Fuck you, Audrienne

You did this to me

>>37703357
it has vocals

>>37703357
femanon here
in the areoplane over the sea is the greatest album ever made

37703397
autist here from the other thread
stop doing this, it's not funny

>>37703306
femanon here
the worst feeling is when people on this website continue to deny the fact that I, a women, am not a robot. like, I am a robot. I THE slight definiton of a robot. like, ok I can't pee in bottles, I mean I can, but I dont. but everything else you know. im just a lazy slob who wants to die. like, it really upsets me that they keep denying me my label

>>37703338
Nope. Women can't be robots. Please leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM

>>37703338
500 lb ugly NEET virgin here. Plz be mines gee eff.

>>37703219
I think so, yeah. Not sure I've seen a broad enough sample to say definitively.

No. Physically it is the number one thing that makes black girls unattractive.

>>37703219
I don't prefer black girls at all.
They got something close to a 50% chance of having herpes and unless they're mixed their facial structure is kind of fugly.

because they can't support you past 30

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>>37703115
Parents are always like that at first. Once they realize you're incompetent they'll leave you alone, mostly.

The real question is: are you too ugly and short to be a bf?

>>37703115
femanon here
it's probably because your parents didn't want a kid like you
I get that you are your own parents, but they have to look at you and remind themselves that they made you and that somewhere, they fucked up. people say you can fix broken things, but I don't think that can apply to everything. and your parents probably think they can't fix you so it just depresses them and now they feel bad and obligated to keep you around because, well, they created you. but in reality, they probably wish you where dead

>the girl in the porn says to lick your cum when you finish
>you do

Just fucking end it already

>>37703100
femanon here
can have multiple orgasms that can go on for 4 hours if the mood is right

orgasming for 4 hours straight sounds like torture desu