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Get in here anon. Come unload some of that well justified hate against these roastie cunts.

Just sit back, relax, get comfy and bring your favorite drink.

My thread track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFio1VMen8
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We'll start with reminding a few basics. Holes will show up here, no doubt, cause holes project.

Treat them like they deserve.
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This cunt makes me sick.
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>Shows goods
>Gets disturbed by mixed race son
>Push the piglet away
>Goes on to show her pussy to apologize for the interruption

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>tfw you are going to be the weird unmarried uncle the rest of the family has to tolerate
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I'm gonna be the first world country wageslave rich uncle the rest of the family will invite over every time he's home for vacation hoping to talk some money out of him
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>tfw have two weird uncles my parents always said that I reminded them of
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>tfw NEET cousin got busted for CP
>lives in grandma's house and verbally abuses her all day
>no matter what I do in life there will always be Jimmy
>I always get to be better than Jimmy

He's a terrible person but I'm so glad he exists just so I don't have to be at the bottom of the dog pile, god bless that sick lolicon fuck.

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So I recently turned 19. Normally this is a time to celebrate but it just made me reflect on life for a while.

>have no idea what I want to do with my life
>no goals
>no friends
>no idea what I'm going to major in when I head to college next year
>hate going outside
>have difficulty speaking to people
>mother judges me for being this way
My only goal for the past 3 years has been to lose weight, which I'm almost done with. After that I have nothing.
Should I even bother anymore, guys? I feel like I may as well off myself once the year ends if I'm still like this.
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>>39447655
Do NOT believe the normies when they say, "It gets better".

It only gets worse from here on out.
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>>39447813
And how exactly does knowing this help
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>>39448034
you just have to accept it

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Are supreme gentlemen born, or made, /r9k/?
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>>39447588
For Elliot it was both but emphasis on the latter. If he had adoptive parents like Superman's, Ma and Pa Kent, with that kinda upbringing he'd probably just be a kind but spergy dude.
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>>39447588
Made, certainly made. I blame Elliot's mother for everything that happened on the day of retribution.
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>>39447588
Mostly made but a little nature. Elliot most likely had autism that crippled his social skills but his parents are the ones who fucked him over and exacerbated it.

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>tfw you will never make out with your mother at a pep rally

https://youtu.be/lpktyg_0YXM
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>>39447534
I remember my middle school did this once. They called up all the Chads and kissed, but they didn't completely make out or anything like that. It was only sort of funny when they were asked who it was and they guessed it was their gfs or the slut they liked at the time. It was funnier right after when they found out it was their mom and they got all mad because they're too cool to be tricked and embarrassed.
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Gay much? Oedipus?
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I remember seeing a video of our class doing cheek kisses to ourselves.

God bless i skipped that shit

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So why is there this irrational hatred for black people? I've tried to wrap my head around it, but just can't.

Sure nowadays you have excuses like "muh black crime." But what about when they were just slaves? They were still sort of treated like shit unjustly, not only that, but they were treated like shit during the Jim Crow era as well. It seems kind of like a tradition to try making fun of black people or actively oppress them.

Is there a reason for this?
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>>39447496
Because black people are constantly obnoxious and abrasive towards white people especially white men.
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Tribalism is an innate part of being human anon
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Is it really irrational though? You don't like ticks, do you? It is sort of the same thing with Blacks.

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>ywn see a girl casually changing clothes in front of you
>ywn get to admire her tits, shapes and vagina while she does so
WHY EVEN BOTHER LIVING.
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>beach field trip
>seeing all you qt female classmates in skimpy bikinis

my life is pretty anime
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I feel you, OP. In a lot of ways the thought of just taking in the nude female form is more erotic to me than sex
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It's a very good feeling to have someone changing in front of you indeed, and it's fun knowing you can touch or squeeze them anywhere and they won't really mind.

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All the whores you know will one day be mothers and grandmothers.

How does this make you feel?
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A good portion of mothers and grandmothers are / were whores already, though.
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I really don't give a shit

Do I care if a donkey somewhere shits on its own leg?
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But whores get abortions

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Why are traps and trannies so sexy, bros?

inb4 "because you are gay". Gay men do not find pic related attractive.
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>>39447398
i'm gay and find it attractive... So I guess ur theory is wrong xd
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>>39447398
Traps appeal to faggots, trannies are more of a bisexual thing.
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>gay men do not find dicks attractive
Nice denial you fag

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This T H I C C slut offers to take your virginity.

Do you accept?
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>>39447394
I wouldn't be outside long enough to run into her.

So, no.
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>>39447394
No. I want to lose my virginity to a woman I love after marriage on our wedding night in a truly special, gentle, compassionate, and intimately connecting way.
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>>39447394
Sure, why not.
Don't really care who I give it to, but it'd just allow me to be honest if I were to ever be asked the question.

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>tfw I had my first sleepcum today
holy shit I never had a wet dream before and nobody told me how amazing it is to wake up while dreaming of jizzing on my qt dream gf

only downside is the sticky underwear but wow
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>>39447347
>something sexual happens in my dream
>immediately wake up
or
>things go to shit because of my self-hatred and self-loathing.
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I'm jealous, I only had a truly wet dream once and it was fucking awesome and I didn't even get to climax there.
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Sex dreams are the best dreams. My subconscious knows, better than any girl ever could know, what I truly want and how I want it. I just wish they weren't so rare for me.

I want to be a Neet. Not because I particularly enjoy that lifestyle (I'm ok with it, but I'd rather have a job that satisfies me), but because I've had enough of this society and I refuse to give even the smallest contribute to it. Being a Neet actually damages quite a lot the society, since you don't work they can't exploit you to make money, since you don't have sexual interaction you don't enlarge the sexual power of womens and so on. Being a Neet is realistically the biggest damage that I can do to this society, and I intend to do so. That being said, how do I become a Neet?
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>>39447346
Have mental disorders so you can get neetbux.
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>>39447383
I've never heard of Neetbux, could you please, give me further information, like some links?
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inb4 baited but you know the N in neet stands for "not", right? It's literally just not doing shit. Don't work, don't socialise, just live off unemployment until you run out of money. You already said you want to damage society so beg, don't buy things, and when you go out, go out in a way that requires as much money to be spent as possible, break into a factory and jump into some machinery with tools in your jacket to fuck it up as it crushes you.

Post your 11/10s & rate others'
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>>39447328
4/10 incredibly meh
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Amber's a 9/10 for me

her features are too sharp and american looking.
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Too bad Amber is a succubus.

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>tfw fat but massive cock

I'll never get a chance to use since I weigh 520 lbs.

Anyone else know this feel?
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>520lbs
You are a piece of human garbage
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>>39447364
Go back to red dit, you fucking norman

Origi
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>>39447392
not that guy but for real you are one fat fuck
true robots are skeleton mode

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>What do you do to kill time?
>What's your dream hobby and what's stopping you?

I'll start
>I watch anime and listen to music
>Basketball but last time I tried to go and play with normies they laughed at me and called me names
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>>39447132
>4chan and youtube mostly, sometimes vidya and cycling but not very often
>pic rel but I'm too poor and possibly stupid
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>play an mmo, lie in bed
>probably becoming a loved and famous streamer but I don't like losing my privacy
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>>39447132
>>What do you do to kill time?
drawing
>>What's your dream hobby and what's stopping you?
drawing good - not enough hours grinded so more time has to be invested

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