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I just had dog meat for the first time and... it was actually pretty decent.

What does this mean?
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Dogs are animals, yes we consider them pets but when push comes to shove you can put them on the dinner plate too.
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>>37707132
It means you might be in an Asian country?
It means you're less hungry now.
It means that you'll look at dogs differently now.
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It means that you ate dog meat and it was enjoyable.

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>phone interviewer asks me to come in tomorrow for an informal discussion to get a job
>Asks me if i have any questions
>"Are you sure that i shouldn't bring my CV?"
>"Err, actually yes bring in your CV, why not"

WHAT THE FUCK, DID I JUST DO?!
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>>37707127
You got a job. Bring your fucking resume you idiot. If you don't have one just write one up. It takes 15 minutes, I just made one this morning.
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just bring your resume tomorrow
>not scheduling your interview next week so you can NEET it up before you start training
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>>37707170
BUT WHAT IF IT'S FUCKING SHIT

FEMBOT UPRISING NOW !!! /r9k: is a femanon board :3333333 kawai
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>>37707107
malanon here
tee hee ;3

im with you girls
im not like the other guys
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>>37707107
>FEMBOT
>UPRISING
More like you're manipulating your orbiters into doing your bidding.
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I want Yachiru to dom me and suck my balls

/r9k/
What have you done today to improve your life? What have you done to improve yourself mentally, physically, and/or spiritually?
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>>37706979
I spent two hours inna gym but I wasn't really doing it to improve myself.
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>>37706979
I don't have hair like ur pic related so I'm doing pretty good.
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>>37706979
I.. I read shitpost all day.

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>tfw married to a conservative women, whom I met from church
>tfw she is a book worm and into astrophysics

So robots, why haven't you gone to church and get a conservative qt.
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Lol wow reddit frog you're really fucking gay and retarded. Holy shit
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>>37707052
Aww, angry little virgin is throwing a tantrum.
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>>37706785
>>37707121
>imblying
I'd say the only virgin here is the one fantasizing about a conservative /sci/ gf

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/25+/ General 'Wage Cuck' Edition
Previous thread>>37686075

News
>anon wears a hat to an interview and wonders why he got rejected >>37686328 >>37686608
>anon applies for job and gets told they didn't find anyone but still wouldn't consider him >>37686978
>anon wants the courage to an hero >>37686987
>30 yo anon's family calls him 'the man who makes mugs with his personality on them' >>37687992
>anon's manager is a 22 yo Chad >>37688352
>an Egyptian calls anon ugly at the drive thru liquor store >>37696210
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any engineering anons here got experience with manufacturing? i want to start a toy line and wouldnt mind some help

not sure if immediate compensation is available, but since i know its a severly undersevered market we could make bank fairly soon
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>>37706767
went to the pharmacy and my favorite cashier was here
that's the highlight of my day
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>>37706829
Somewhat. If you're going to want stuff to be mass produced, you'll need to get it made in China with dies, and those cost s lot. Otherwise, look into 3d printing. It might be a solution for you

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Some Anon made a thread last week that we should all ask a girl out until the 15th of June, and tomorow we will share our results.

How the fuck can I do that? Today I wante to ask the girl out several times but I pussied out. I would rather join a gunfight like this shit.

What should I say?
"Do you have a time tomorrow to go out with me?" or "Femanon I want to know you better, don't you want to meet somewhere tomorrow?"

Also what should I say where are we going?
I have literally no fucking clue what to do.

These questions are cringy as fuck for me.
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Would you like to go grab a coffee sometime?

Or something similar
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>>37706774
And should I say it clearly, come to her and ask this, or should I start a conversation about something else?
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>>37706715
just get her name, number and ask her to chill with you this weekend

if she says no then fuck it and move on

the grab her by the pussy meme is not a joke, it really works

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As a female how do I make real friends that actually cares about me?


No I don't want orbiters. No I don't want to fuck them. I just want to make real friends that actually enjoy playing gaymes, talking about TV shows and just hanging out and stuff? It seems like most people either just want to fuck and it's annoying.

t,ldr how to get real genuine friends as a girl?
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Please be my bestfriend. I'm a grill aswell. Please be my bestfriend who won't snitch on my gf. I'm not bad looking desu. (ImFUxkingdrunk)
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>get off of r9k
literally the first step
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Look for female friends or gay males. You will never get a real friendship with a straight male. The male will always want to fuck you.

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What is your ideal girl looks wise? Pic related is mine.
Also if you're attracted to traps or men feel free to show who you find beautiful.
No hate, this is a peaceful thread.
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>>37706596
You think playboi carti's frestyle gonna be good? also tan thicc asians for me
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>>37706760
I have my hopes. Also, greay choice my man. Although i don't see very many tanned asians it's pretty rare.
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>>37706596
>tfw no tall, horseface, qt accent, tiny butt gf

why live

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>add a guy to discord
>we talk a bit, it's ok
>we somehow went to religion topic
>i brb and went to toilet
>i back
>he goes into rampage
>he keeps yelling question at me "If atheists are so smart, why can't they define atheism?" and block me
I though you guys are only doing this ironically :(
>pls add me: Magnetic|]og#1104
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Apparently I already added you and after you finally accepted you never messaged me. Never make these threads again OP.
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>>37706609
this
i added OP long ago and he never replied
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>>37706609
>>37706621
O-oh, it... i-it couldn't be me

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>pay 30 romanian lions a month for 60mbps internet
>only get this

Fucking jews man
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>>37706544
>pay 60 US dollars a month for 3mb/s internet
>only get 1mb/s and it's constantly down
>there are no other providers at all in my area

kill me please i want to die
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>>37706544
>slow net
Such is life in Yuropooria
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>Boo hoo my internet sucks waa waa
Fuck off you cunt. Try living in Australia where this is one of the best speeds you can get.

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What is this haircut called and why do ugly guys think it makes them look good? Gayest shit I've ever seen. Stop.
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>>37706418
It's a disconnected undercut. For some guys it works well, for others it looks like shit. Like any haircut.
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>>37706525
No it looks like shit no matter what. But I've usually only seen really ugly faggots get it so I'm wondering why they think it looks good. Is It cause bieber had it for a few days or something?
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>>37706575
Ok then what hair styles do you prefer?

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Easy Mac is the best neet food on earth.
>proove me wrong
(Protip: You can't)
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I don't like easy mac but I like just making a box of macaroni. easy mac is to mushy imo
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>>37706415
Soylent and similar foods are.
Relatively cheap and quite healthy.

You will get extremely sick if you only eat Mac & Cheese
You will stay reasonably healthy if you only eat/drink Soylent
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>>37706415
post more NEET foods please

hey nerds, chad here

I met a gamer girl and she's kinda cute but she's socially autistic. she gets excited when talking to me, mixes up words, avoids eye contact nervously etc. will she go obsessive on me if I fuck her? wat do?
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>>37706404
oh lawdy oh lawdy that ass
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>>37706404
Post face and we'll decide if you're chad faggot
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Yes... treat her well pls Chad

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>this will never be you

I dont even want to live any more
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>>37706369
>see pic
>oh that looks kinda hot
>look down and see the cock
>dick instantly gets hard

What's wrong with me? I wasn't like this when I first started browsing 4chan.
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>>37706691
who cares? image is fucking hot to me
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>>37706691
>>37706729

Can I blowbang you two?

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