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What was life like in 1999?
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We didnt have GPS/Google Maps
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There were no front facing cameras on our cellphones
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These jeans were fashionable
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post 'em
kys if you're a perfect nw0
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>>37715689
Have you thought about renting it out as ad space?
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Tfw receding hairline, kill me.
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>>37717221
n-nice hair bro
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These are the most evil fucks to ever spawn
I am so goddamn allergic and one of these fuckers is hiding in my room right now
I've already been bit twice and even after taking allergy meds the swelling is ridiculous
FUCK MOSQUITOES
FUCK SUMMER
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>>37715594
they're a vector for parasites.
they can infect you with the malaria parasite and the parasitic worms which cause elephantiasis
they're the animal responsible for the most human deaths in all of history
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>>37715594
Aim a fan directly at you, they can't land when there's an air current or smth, don't know the exact logic behind it.
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>>37715634
Normies BTFO by a bug!
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>tfw yellow teeth genes
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>>37715467
t. hasn't brushed his teeth in years
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>tfw long toenails
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>>37715485
COME HERE NORMIE I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU I BRUSH MY TEETH TWICE A DAY BUT THEY ARE STILL YELLOW BECAUSE OF MY GENETICS FUCK YOU ARE STUPID
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>no hobbies
>no interests (not even loser shit like gaming or anime)
>literally rot all day
How the fuck am I supposed to make friends when I'm a husk of a human being? I don't have any common ground with other people to keep a conversation going or to form a connection. What the fuck.
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fembot here!!! just be yourself XDDDDD
for real tho, force yourself to go to the gym/work out and start reading or watching current TV shows/movies.
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>>37715486
I feel like I'm too far gone to leave this part of my life behind. I've rotted too much. I have a huge 3 year hole in my social life where I've had no friends. It's like an employer asking what the fuck you've been doing for 5 years since your last job. It's a huge turnoff.
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>>37715439
Like legit no hobbies whatsoever?.Not even music?. What abour school? or even the porn you fap to? (gore, n shit)
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Guys I think the wagecuck pepe wasn't joking.
We lost smug wojak and wagecuck pepe who always said "tick tock" every morning to make normies miserable.
The last I seen of him was when he made a thread saying he got kicked out and he now has to work a minimum wage job.
I think that thread was real. There was only like a few "tick tock wagie" threads for the past year since then, and the quality is complete dogshit. I think karma actually hit him.
All the good memers are fucking gone.
As the years go by, their moms kick them out and they end up on the streets and stop supplying us with good memes.
even the pepe's on youtube (like comfy) disappeared.
What will become of r9k in 5 years? Will everyone have suicided by then or be wageslaves?
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>>37715424
Wow did he really make a thread like that? I was wondering why those threads basically disappeared. I miss that guy.
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>>37715424
>tfw the clock still tick tocks even when you are gone
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>>37715480
Sorry I didn't archive it.
But yeah he made a thread saying something along the lines of
">mfw I was the one who was making the tick tock wagie threads"
">mfw I'm getting kicked out my mom's house"
">mfw I have to start applying for a minimum wage job."
and then they disappeared since then.
He was such a funny guy. It was also around the time comfy and smug frog from youtube disappeared.
https://youtu.be/rUC5s5K0Fdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRHCp9Wblro
All the memers disappeared around the same time.
I feel bad, these memers made my miserable life bearable knowing that other people share my pain.
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Human race is fucked...Natural green wildlife being destroyed rapidly...Pumping ourselves with literal trash in the form of food...Every breath is a lungfull of toxic chemicals or fossil fuel emmissions...We thought we could play God, but now we're paying the price...
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>>37715422
The Earth will carry on without us. The Earth..is just a big rock, covered in mold. Life is just a mold..Humans, just a mold with legs..I guess it is our purpose to put our life wherever we can..Human conquest..
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Yet we are living longer than ever before thanks to modern healthcare. Checkmate.
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pic not related? those clouds are pure water vapor. and no, there is no spooky radiation or nuclear waste leaking into the surroundings either, you retard.
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>you will never get fucked and suck cock alongside a girl
i hate my life
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>>37715405
KYS
oregnio
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>>37715462
SHUT UP!! IT WOULD BE HOT!!!
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That's hot actually
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Anyone gone from being fat to skinny? Do you think people treat you differently now?
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I did and the only difference I noticed was men hitting on me. That stopped when I regained some weight.
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Went from 280lbs to 160lbs and I am 6ft and went from one extreme to another, at 180lbs now and fell for the /fit/ meme but I don't go enough for any gains so I am just.... low-test body atm.
I found people treat me somewhat more normal now I am at a healthy weight instead of being a skelly and people thinking I am weak then being fat = no self control.
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People are way meaner over everything when you're fat.
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>brad is going to get sent to prison for 30 years
made my day
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what did brad do?
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>>37715301
we're gonna need some context man
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>>37715301
What is it a Brad, failed Chad or a normie who couldn't be a Chad?
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The qt hostess at the restaurant I work at has a huge crush on me. It's actually fairly obvious, since she's always looking at me and is nervous when I talk to her (instead of the other way around). Tries to match her schedule to mine. The other younger guys at the place are kind of salty at me since they want her as well. The problem? She's barely 18, just graduated HS (hasn't walked yet), and I'm 26, which is old as fuck.
I'm not a Chad, but I check off most of the boxes for her. I smoke weed like a degenerate. I ride a motorcycle (but it's only a Ninja 250R, not even fast by any standard). I also lift, but that's only to keep depression at bay.
A lot of you guys are going to tell me to do it, and don't get me wrong, I do too. But think about the ramifications if I do. For starters, I'll be known as that creepy guy in his 20s sleeping with high schoolers, which will ruin my reputation at the workplace. All the girls (servers) will be pissed at me. Then there's the whole issue of dealing with her lack of emotional maturity.
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She's 18, she graduated high school, you're still in your mid 20s. It's not that weird at all, you're overblowing the whole thing, and a relationship is worth more than some shitty restaurant job.
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>>37715231
If you like her and think you both match the needs each other need, then consider going with it. Why care about the opinions of people who would dominate your social circle and ruin your potential connectivity? To hell with the views of uninvolved people.
I'd think your reputation would be more ruined the more you focus on the ages and let it dominate the air. Don't pay attention to the thoughts of others. They're boring anyway.
26 is not 'old as fuck'. Also, get a 500cc someday, it's comfy. Squat more. Good luck.
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>>37715231
Would you rather have a relationship. Or Bang-A-Rang her?
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is it offensive if a man approaches you on the street?
i'm just wondering cuz i'm a guy and one time this anus dude asked me what I was thinking about and I hated it. mayb thus, my women opportunities is pretty slim.
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>>37715230
Stop worrying about what women are "offended" by. Stop worrying about women's opinions in general. Women told men they love "nice guys" and we see how that turned out. If you walk around trying not to offend women, you'll never get pussy.
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Not a female, but you should get a GF through your social circle (and build one if you don't have friends, obviously). Approaching strangers is dumb as fuck.
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>>37715261
I'm a nice guy and I've been with my GF for five years.
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>Tired and got hit with a 2 hour job
>Don't want to work anymore
>Unconsciously start building things up to make people think a certain way
>They see right through my shit because they're 40 years old
Has this ever happened to you?
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>>37715212
>normally a cool laid back dude
>act like im always stressed out and tired so people dont fuck with me
>supervisor tells me to stop it or im fired
what the fuck
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>>37715269
It's because 40 year old+ have higher natural empathy.
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>tfw have to leave for my 1 minute job in a few hours
I hate working SO MUCH
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Ask a hitman anything you'd like.
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How does it feel knowing you have killed multiple men?
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>>37715180
Are you circumcised?
If so, when did you get circumcised?
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>>37715180
how much does it cost to get a certain billionaire killedin bitcoin
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>tfw the only contact with human female I have had in the past years have been my sister and mother
>tfw as a result, developed a huge fetish for incest
>tfw at the point where I cannot even get hard if the hentai is not incest related
>tfw can't even imagine non incestuous romantic relationships anymore
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>>37714802
I own one of those autistic tumblrs who add momson incest captions to photos.
I have more than 20k followers, but I'm not attracted to any woman in my family.
I just like the idea of a generic mother fucking her generic son.
Idk.
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>>37714952
Same here
I'm not exactly attracted to my own family but the idea of incest.
Weirdly enough, I have dreams with familial incest often
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>>37714985
Never had dreams of my mom/aunt/grandma.
Sometimes I dream about being a porn actor in momcest porn, which is kinda weird.